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An "underage woman" is a 30-year-old trying to run for POTUS but can't because the law says she has to be 35 to qualify.
A "child" is a person under age 18, like the children that Epstein raped and abused, and GOP is now trying to cover up to protect Trump.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
A "child" is a person under age 18, like the children that Epstein raped and abused, and GOP is now trying to cover up to protect Trump.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
An "underage woman" is a 30-year-old trying to run for POTUS but can't because the law says she has to be 35 to qualify.
A "child" is a person under age 18, like the children that Epstein raped and abused, and GOP is now trying to cover up to protect Trump.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
A "child" is a person under age 18, like the children that Epstein raped and abused, and GOP is now trying to cover up to protect Trump.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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So, apparently the folks upset that they couldn’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics really like these:
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
So, apparently the folks upset that they couldn’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics really like these:
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
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Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.
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A reminder from our local fire department
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
A reminder from our local fire department
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i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
🎶Big fluffy pups
You make the rockin world go round🎶
You make the rockin world go round🎶
This is Kinako. She is a phenomenally proportioned pup proving that bulbous is beautiful. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: nao77001048)
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
🎶Big fluffy pups
You make the rockin world go round🎶
You make the rockin world go round🎶
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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It turns out that not all ice is created equal. Ice rinks are calibrated specifically for different sports, and at the Olympics these sport specifics are tightly controlled by the event’s "ice meisters."
🎤✏️: Marta Hill
📸: Getty Images
🎤✏️: Marta Hill
📸: Getty Images
February 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
It turns out that not all ice is created equal. Ice rinks are calibrated specifically for different sports, and at the Olympics these sport specifics are tightly controlled by the event’s "ice meisters."
🎤✏️: Marta Hill
📸: Getty Images
🎤✏️: Marta Hill
📸: Getty Images
The puppy bowl should feature a bunch of rabbits at halftime and call it "Good Bunnies"
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The puppy bowl should feature a bunch of rabbits at halftime and call it "Good Bunnies"
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Is vance in Italy to show the Romans how to beat off Ottomans?
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Is vance in Italy to show the Romans how to beat off Ottomans?
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
Watching that dude from Texas get pummeled by a bunch of 13 year olds is So Good™
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Watching that dude from Texas get pummeled by a bunch of 13 year olds is So Good™
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Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died
EmpowHER reads like a sound effect in a 1970s comic book
February 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
EmpowHER reads like a sound effect in a 1970s comic book
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With much love RIP Catherine O'Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
With much love RIP Catherine O'Hara.
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February 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
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y’all I told my kid (4) something in the garage was called a buttfor and my man said “what’s a buttfor” and I said “for sitting!!” and he laughed for 15 straight minutes. I am a god
February 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
y’all I told my kid (4) something in the garage was called a buttfor and my man said “what’s a buttfor” and I said “for sitting!!” and he laughed for 15 straight minutes. I am a god