I am still Bertrand.
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I am still Bertrand.
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And so it begins...
We're only a few years away from a Louis Vuitton diamond encrusted phone that folds into an origami swan.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Samsung Debuts Its First Trifold Months Ahead of Folding iPhone
Samsung Electronics Co. unveiled its first so-called trifold smartphone, flaunting its engineering prowess in foldable devices even as the broader category has yet to catch on with mainstream consumer...
www.bloomberg.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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My boyfriend said he got my nose, so I called him a bastard and told him I would dismantle his nose-trafficking business from the inside out.
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Siri can you die from acute schadenfreude?
REPUBLICAN MAYOR IN KANSAS FACING DEPORTATION OVER VOTER FRAUD

Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.

Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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This is Jelly. She screams for ice cream. Has been at this for about 15 minutes with no luck though. 12/10 justice for Jelly (IG: jellythesamoyed)
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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For World AIDS Day 2025: the stigma of HIV & AIDS was so strong that many avoided talking about their diagnosis until their final days.

In other cases, the families kept the secret for decades after.

Freddie Mercury, Liberace, Rock Hudson, Gia Carangi, Anthony Perkins... and Isaac Asimov.
In 1983, science fiction writer Isaac Asimov had triple bypass surgery at NYU Medical Center, during which he contracted HIV from transfusions.

His doctors advised him not to disclose his status because of anti-AIDS sentiment.

He died 1992 from AIDS-related complications.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How did we, as a society, allow the default Internet font to be one that makes it impossible to differentiate between a lower case l and upper case I?
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Beautiful!

On Mars, dust grains are ~ the same size as visible light wavelengths, so they scatter red light away (Mie scattering) and let blue through near the Sun.

On Earth, air molecules are far smaller, scatter blue away (Rayleigh) and leave red.

Same physics, inverted colors!

🔭 🧪 #science
My artwork of a Sunset on Mars. Dust and small particles suspended in the Martian atmosphere scatter light in the direction of the Sun forward. This creates a blue halo around the setting Sun, rendering a Martian landscape quite different from its terrestrial equivalent.

#ArtAdventCalendar
#SciArt
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Sometimes I imagine what it would have been like had we adapted to Covid instead of giving up.

If we had clean air in public spaces.
Respirators in healthcare.
Free masks for those who need them.
Better tests & treatment.
Paid time off.

We would all be healthier.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Please watch this
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Disabled people were one of the first groups targeted by the Nazis.

They coined the term “useless eaters”.

They tested the gas chambers on us.

They knew most people wouldn’t fight to save our lives.

That’s why the President using the R slur is so dangerous.

We’re not expendable
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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DO THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING, WASHINGTON, AND GO FOR THE TIE
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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THIS BITCH FROM IHOP IS TALKING MAD SHIT
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I haven’t seen a President this obsessed with ballroom since LBJ ordered pants from Joe Haggar
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.

If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.

It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
May 12, 2023 at 2:50 AM
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How is only the beginning of the second quarter in the Iron Bowl, I have been watching these teams drop passes for what feels like three days
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I am once again telling everyone to get the fuck off Substack leavesubstack.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM