I am still Bertrand.
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This was the best phone I ever had
a person is holding a flip phone in their hands and looking at it .
ALT: a person is holding a flip phone in their hands and looking at it .
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December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This was the best phone I ever had
Pfft. Kids are too soft these days. A little exposure to adult words won't hurt them...
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pfft. Kids are too soft these days. A little exposure to adult words won't hurt them...
A manager of mine once called it the "keyboard clit" and I can't think of it by any other name since.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A manager of mine once called it the "keyboard clit" and I can't think of it by any other name since.
I've never lost. Ever. ;)
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I've never lost. Ever. ;)
HE SAID FRANK DARABONT IS DIRECTING STRANGER THINGS EPISODES.
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
HE SAID FRANK DARABONT IS DIRECTING STRANGER THINGS EPISODES.
They just don't make commercials like they used to...
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They just don't make commercials like they used to...
You're the first person I thought of when I saw this
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You're the first person I thought of when I saw this
"I don't know what a Bad Dragon is, but little Billy loves fantasy stuff.
Thanks AI!"
Thanks AI!"
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"I don't know what a Bad Dragon is, but little Billy loves fantasy stuff.
Thanks AI!"
Thanks AI!"
I wonder how long it'll be before someone uses a drone to firebomb it...
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I wonder how long it'll be before someone uses a drone to firebomb it...
"Mom! Stop picking up the phone! I'm trying to buy something!"
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Mom! Stop picking up the phone! I'm trying to buy something!"