Greasey Bees
@greaseybees.bsky.social
Casting bangers into the void
Pinned
Reposted by Greasey Bees
Love like the key demo is watching
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Love like the key demo is watching
Reposted by Greasey Bees
INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Reposted by Greasey Bees
My wife just said Johnny Depp dresses like a coat rack in the back of a local theater that's doing productions of Seven Brides and Pirates of Penzance simultaneously
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My wife just said Johnny Depp dresses like a coat rack in the back of a local theater that's doing productions of Seven Brides and Pirates of Penzance simultaneously
Just saw my partner absolutely murder headlining at a comedy show. Can’t wait for him to be big time famous and take care of all the money stuff
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Just saw my partner absolutely murder headlining at a comedy show. Can’t wait for him to be big time famous and take care of all the money stuff
Starting a new Substack competitor called WordHub
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Starting a new Substack competitor called WordHub
Reposted by Greasey Bees
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
Reposted by Greasey Bees
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Smiling Friends is fucking cooking this season
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Smiling Friends is fucking cooking this season
Reposted by Greasey Bees
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
The man contains multitudes
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The man contains multitudes
10 factor authentication
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
10 factor authentication
Ben Shapiro can be Q
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ben Shapiro can be Q
Reposted by Greasey Bees
If you seek health care, you are unhealthy. Why should we listen to your perverted demands? You're diseased. You are a sick individual.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
If you seek health care, you are unhealthy. Why should we listen to your perverted demands? You're diseased. You are a sick individual.
Leaving the seeds I found in my pocket as a tip for my bartender
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Leaving the seeds I found in my pocket as a tip for my bartender
My father sent me this clip from family guy.
I come on here and enjoy all the japes about how unhinged conservatives are about Mamdani, but I gotta say it’s a lot less fun when it’s your own dad.
I’m tired
I come on here and enjoy all the japes about how unhinged conservatives are about Mamdani, but I gotta say it’s a lot less fun when it’s your own dad.
I’m tired
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My father sent me this clip from family guy.
I come on here and enjoy all the japes about how unhinged conservatives are about Mamdani, but I gotta say it’s a lot less fun when it’s your own dad.
I’m tired
I come on here and enjoy all the japes about how unhinged conservatives are about Mamdani, but I gotta say it’s a lot less fun when it’s your own dad.
I’m tired
Walker’s Texas Shortbread
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Walker’s Texas Shortbread
Reposted by Greasey Bees
Reposted by Greasey Bees
(howard dean voice) and american samoa and the northern marianas islands and the us virgin islands
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
(howard dean voice) and american samoa and the northern marianas islands and the us virgin islands
I have a confession - I have been drinking what is clearly labeled “ceremonial grade” matcha with no ceremony at all.
Sans pomp. Not an ounce of fuss. Not a drop of ritual.
Sans pomp. Not an ounce of fuss. Not a drop of ritual.
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have a confession - I have been drinking what is clearly labeled “ceremonial grade” matcha with no ceremony at all.
Sans pomp. Not an ounce of fuss. Not a drop of ritual.
Sans pomp. Not an ounce of fuss. Not a drop of ritual.
Reposted by Greasey Bees
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Reposted by Greasey Bees
It's weird how Cuomo can not run as a Democrat and get endorsements from the worst fascist freaks, and dem leadership still perceives him as the Democrat candidate.
And meanwhile can barely choke out the name of the guy who is *actually running as the Democrat*
And meanwhile can barely choke out the name of the guy who is *actually running as the Democrat*
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's weird how Cuomo can not run as a Democrat and get endorsements from the worst fascist freaks, and dem leadership still perceives him as the Democrat candidate.
And meanwhile can barely choke out the name of the guy who is *actually running as the Democrat*
And meanwhile can barely choke out the name of the guy who is *actually running as the Democrat*
Sliwa takes it in a clean sweep
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sliwa takes it in a clean sweep