The Male Hysteric
@graay.bsky.social
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I'm very normal.
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captainacab.airbud.website
personally i think shouting into the void is probably a frightening experience for the void. maybe that’s why the void won’t answer back and you’re all alone? just a thought
graay.bsky.social
I will never forgive Taylor Swift for trying to rebrand kandi as family-friendly "friendship bracelets", permanently cross-pollinating searches and online communities based around both types of accessories.
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tkingfisher.com
Sappho says it better than I can:

someone will remember us
I say
even in another time
graay.bsky.social
They're really trying "let them drink coffee" huh
graay.bsky.social
I say this as a tea drinker who does a fucking gong fu tea ceremony most mornings --

Coffee people are scary as hell. This has the potential to get real bad.
theatlantic.com
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
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mimicofmodes.com
I think a lot of people don't quite grasp how little documentation of a legal identity anyone had before, like, the 1930s. No social security number, no green card, no driver's license. This made you reliant on your social network; OTOH nobody could force you to write your name a certain way.
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moonshoterin.bsky.social
The Hero's Journey loop is writing version of paint by numbers
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
graay.bsky.social
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein is better understood as a gothic horror novel about the horrors of parent-child incest with science fiction elements than its more popular interpretation as a science fiction novel about the hubris of creating life with gothic horror elements.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
graay.bsky.social
To truly understand the genius of Moby Dick, one must have all the scholarship of a fujoshi.
graay.bsky.social
Oh Frankenstein is undeniably extremely horny. I would even go so far as to say the main conflict is being forced to trade socially abhorred homosexual desire for socially approved incest which is a take others may think of as unhinged but I'm sure is normal and correct.
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eduardohanzo.bsky.social
moby dick é mais gay que call me by your name mas menos gay que fight club
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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paulknipe.bsky.social
Smerdyakov did that family a huge favor.
graay.bsky.social
An excellent take actually
librairieserieb.bsky.social
When we don't like a book we always complain about bad writers, but there's bad readers too
graay.bsky.social
Truly unhinged opinion: many classic novels would be improved by a laugh track.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
graay.bsky.social
To truly unhinge this opinion: maybe what people need to truly understand Moby Dick these days is a laugh track. They need permission to giggle at the "sperm" chapter. Without a cue they don't understand that they're supposed to anymore.
graay.bsky.social
"ThErE aRe tOo mAnY DiGrEsSiOnS aBoUt wHaLeS" yeah I love when I go to the comedy club and hear the set and the guy just gets straight to the point without any digressions. I am not listening to the stand up comedian to waste my time. Get to the point already. This is how these people sound. Oy.
graay.bsky.social
Too hinged, maybe. I gotta figure out a better one.
graay.bsky.social
Moby Dick makes a much better audiobook than text because it makes it easier to appreciate what it is -- an extremely long, whale-themed standup routine.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
graay.bsky.social
Found a great new reaction image:
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
graay.bsky.social
Like we talk a lot about AI slop but not enough discussion about how much low-quality human stuff is being produced for the sake of being produced... with an ecosystem that looks like this why wouldn't a techbro create AI? I'm so tired.
graay.bsky.social
It's so annoying. Like I was thinking of writing a page on mp3 players/daps because they're getting popular again and the youth (tm) seem to be confused by them and I was thinking about how I would actually organize this stuff and found digital gardens and then it was just more of the same clutter