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Trapped in a pattern. Half of DrinkingGamesKS on twitch.
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I could never do burlesque because I don't think I could handle it if Toad showed up
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Deviant Kelloggs Factory Employee Comes In Specially Marked Boxes" has stuck with me for actual decades, so
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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"What if your toilet underflows, and you end up with 255 toilets"
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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As Promised:

part 1

Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Just a tip to avoid a mistake commonly made this time of year:

Holly has red berries and pointed leaves

Missiletoe is silver and on the end of Mechagodzilla's feet
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
We've been away from it long enough so screw it, 2nd playthrough of Silent Hill f

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November 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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THE END DAY
Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Lol at IIDX Infinitas finally having a sort of practice mode and then locking it behind a paywall
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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go to silent hill, get a cool arm

(*results may vary)
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Happy 20, November to those who celebrate. I'm far too busy with work this week to do anything fun or interesting about it this year, but it does give me an excuse to post this ancient DDR tournament footage again:

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DDR 4th Mix Silverball Tournament, Wichita KS September 2002
YouTube video by goobahwashere
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November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Holiday re-upload!

I think something's up with my copy of Muppets Christmas Carol.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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PACE PICANTE SAUCE COWBOY: ...we killed that man over nothing, you know

COWBOY 2: that was thirty years ago
July 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Folks, what's more disgusting: this restroom sink being dirty, or the person who decided to call it out by writing in the filth with their damn finger?
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Ah yes, my favorite Orange Lounge song in IIDX
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM