goobah.bsky.social
@goobah.bsky.social
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Trapped in a pattern. Half of DrinkingGamesKS on twitch.
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Every convention you went to in 2025 sumed up in one photo
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The medical journal where RFK learned that circumcision causes autism.
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antiwoke guy who wants to change the recycle bin on his computer back to the trash can
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I am no longer saying “I want to eat dinner” because you could replace “dinner” with “children” and that would be v problematic
*takes massive bong rip*
hailey
@hailey.at • 6h
an unfortunate irony about this post - and even if you are the staunchest anti-ai critic out there, i think you'd agree - is that some of the most bigoted things are being said to respond to this. copy/pasting phrasing and terminology used by bigots but replacing "dna" with "bits" doesn't make it ok
4J @dystopiabreaker.xyz • 3d
i'm completely serious when i say that much of the dismissive ai discourse on here fires the bigotry neuron
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hailey
@hailey.at • 6h
if you're writing a sentence that sounds like eugenics but you go "oh that's fine to say because it's not a real person" (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that
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I guess CTE is sexually transmitted???
stumbled across real lyrics to an actual new Taylor Swift song and boy, that's a bold strategy, Cotton. let's see if it pays off.
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They're gonna show Homer's penis this time
new Simpsons movie in 2027
Instagram pic of Homer’s hang grabbing a donut that reads “Homer’s coming back for seconds. In theaters 07 23 2027”
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Trans women are Zorak and trans men are Brak. I will not be taking questions at this time
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Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
The night was cold and dark.

“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
Frog and Toad craddle warm cups of tea in their hands, as they sit in cozy chairs in front of the fire.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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CHOTINER: I want to get back to what you were saying about your ex-girlfriend.

KIEDIS: She called me up.

CHOTINER: But you said she was alone and desperate on the prison phone.

KIEDIS: Yes. They want to give her seven years. For being sad.

CHOTINER: That’s not a crime, Anthony.
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everybody dunking on the rapture not realizing they've all been raptured to a completely identical planet except now pickleball is a thing and it always was apparently
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spiking everyone's drinks with tylenol until we get a better passenger rail system
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IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
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Couldn't stop thinking about this tagline like a 90s game mag advert
90s game mag style mock advert for Silent Hill f. Includes the tagline, "TIME TO GET TOTALLY F'd", with a negative image of a shocked man at a computer. At the bottom, the text, "WARNING: Once you start playing you may experience feelings of dread. Of despair. Of being... ...totally f'd."
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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
Can confirm: it's a head
Lou has somehow taken paint and turned it into the beginnings of a human head. Is it right to tamper in God's domain so????