Sharkey 🦈
@sharkey.bsky.social
Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."
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Me, manifesting memories of a perfect city from aeons past: You pale shadows wouldn't understand...
RPG party: Is this just San Francisco? From like, 2005?
RPG party: Is this just San Francisco? From like, 2005?
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Me, manifesting memories of a perfect city from aeons past: You pale shadows wouldn't understand...
RPG party: Is this just San Francisco? From like, 2005?
RPG party: Is this just San Francisco? From like, 2005?
Brought the monsters to visit for the holiday. Potato thinks Fury is is best friend.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Brought the monsters to visit for the holiday. Potato thinks Fury is is best friend.
THE END DAY
Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
THE END DAY
despite all my rage
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
despite all my rage
Free idea: Grawlix Soup. Like alphabet soup but it's all "@#!!$?#" like you're eating a bowl of censored swears from dead Q*Berts
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Free idea: Grawlix Soup. Like alphabet soup but it's all "@#!!$?#" like you're eating a bowl of censored swears from dead Q*Berts
when it's drunk o'clock and you catch yourself singing Komm, süsser Tod at the dog except every word is dog
🎶 doggie dog dog doggie dog dog doggie dog doooog 🎶
🎶 doggie dog dog doggie dog dog doggie dog doooog 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
when it's drunk o'clock and you catch yourself singing Komm, süsser Tod at the dog except every word is dog
🎶 doggie dog dog doggie dog dog doggie dog doooog 🎶
🎶 doggie dog dog doggie dog dog doggie dog doooog 🎶
Jesus Wept
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Jesus Wept
Whenever I actually like a comedy anime I get flashbacks to Nich and Jeremy peeking through the door like the theater scene in Gremlins. All "He's watching Azumanga Daioh... And he loves it?"
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Whenever I actually like a comedy anime I get flashbacks to Nich and Jeremy peeking through the door like the theater scene in Gremlins. All "He's watching Azumanga Daioh... And he loves it?"
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Fury still just lets himself in. No fucks given about the corgi.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fury still just lets himself in. No fucks given about the corgi.
I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
i think it's rly cool how you if u say "zelda is the boy in the game" it will always summon someone to correct you. and year after year it never changes. a beautiful constant in this universe. and zelda literally is the boy too
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
William Butler Yeats kept kicking him back down.
following on from LRT: Aleister Crowley was a member of the first expedition to attempt to climb K2. He failed five times. i feel like this explains a lot about K2
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
William Butler Yeats kept kicking him back down.
Suffering the belated realization that the grandad that left behind a warehouse full of weather balloons and disassembled biplanes and thousands of glass birds and piles of meticulous journals with an entry for every single day even if it was just "rained today" might have the some kind of autistic.
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Suffering the belated realization that the grandad that left behind a warehouse full of weather balloons and disassembled biplanes and thousands of glass birds and piles of meticulous journals with an entry for every single day even if it was just "rained today" might have the some kind of autistic.
Castlevania was kind of on the nose about how middle aged zoomers are gonna look, huh
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Castlevania was kind of on the nose about how middle aged zoomers are gonna look, huh
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Missed opportunity to make the box orange and put all the 3s on it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Missed opportunity to make the box orange and put all the 3s on it.
It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It's a zergling, Lester. A smaller type of zerg.
BREAKING: Moral cowards steal defeat from the jaws of victory while cheered by bright eyed liars and titans of inner filth as the streets run red with the blood of the innocent. Next: sports and weather.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
BREAKING: Moral cowards steal defeat from the jaws of victory while cheered by bright eyed liars and titans of inner filth as the streets run red with the blood of the innocent. Next: sports and weather.
I have no mouth and I must kiss.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have no mouth and I must kiss.
It's super cool that everyone in government, on both sides of the aisle, can come together to peaceably agree that they should all be hanged by the neck until dead.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It's super cool that everyone in government, on both sides of the aisle, can come together to peaceably agree that they should all be hanged by the neck until dead.
I try not to generally bitch about boomers but asked my uncle for a photo of grandad and he sends a photo of a screenshot of a screenshot. Like, you can count the rings on this like it's a fuckin tree. Dude looks like a Fallout 4 character.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I try not to generally bitch about boomers but asked my uncle for a photo of grandad and he sends a photo of a screenshot of a screenshot. Like, you can count the rings on this like it's a fuckin tree. Dude looks like a Fallout 4 character.
Your body is like a haunted amusement park. It was fun until a bunch of kids died in there.
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Your body is like a haunted amusement park. It was fun until a bunch of kids died in there.
GAME OVER
RETURN OF BRUNO
RETURN OF BRUNO
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
GAME OVER
RETURN OF BRUNO
RETURN OF BRUNO