Me, I Am Nandi: The Elusive Esthetician ✨
@glamorfonic.bsky.social
Queer. Blaque. Capricorn. Esthetician. Whiskey Lover. College Football Auntie. Skin Consigliere. Opulent, dynamic, loaded with ripe blackberries. The lotion Mariah sang about. 💅🏽
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Should've sat there and ate his casserole. Nobody cared about his whife/inlaws until that unsolicited Loving V. Thanksgiving story
The way that Thanksgiving story opened the floodgates and that man had to delete his account
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Should've sat there and ate his casserole. Nobody cared about his whife/inlaws until that unsolicited Loving V. Thanksgiving story
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no beige plates. we are too old and colon cancer is up.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
no beige plates. we are too old and colon cancer is up.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
These Juggernauts can’t fit in nahn nary a sock.
I need woolen beanies.
I need woolen beanies.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
These Juggernauts can’t fit in nahn nary a sock.
I need woolen beanies.
I need woolen beanies.
Did yall know that Cooking With Khia girl did a Crypto scam and now she broke?
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Did yall know that Cooking With Khia girl did a Crypto scam and now she broke?
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If it wasn’t for my little Gen Z video essays on YT I wouldn’t know nothin bout nothin
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If it wasn’t for my little Gen Z video essays on YT I wouldn’t know nothin bout nothin
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🎶 I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowin 🎶
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowin 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
🎶 I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowin 🎶
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowin 🎶
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Chip in if you can! Anything helps.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Chip in if you can! Anything helps.
Great, and I do mean GREAT, googaly-moogaly.
Beyonce and JayZ spotted in Las Vegas ahead of the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Great, and I do mean GREAT, googaly-moogaly.
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This just made me tear up.
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This just made me tear up.
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IS THIS WHY THE SNAG US SITE IS NOW ASS 💀
Can't have anything around here..
Can't have anything around here..
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
IS THIS WHY THE SNAG US SITE IS NOW ASS 💀
Can't have anything around here..
Can't have anything around here..
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Wake up, my love, new list of primary targets just dropped.
86 Democrats Condemn Socialism as Zohran Mamdani Meets With Trump
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries appeared to lead the charge.
newrepublic.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Wake up, my love, new list of primary targets just dropped.
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This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am generationally translucent and a devoted retinoid user.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
Calling my fellow yellows and I sugar cookies like we aint suffer is diabolical!
YOU KNOW WE LOOK SICKLY RIGHT NOW!
HAVE A HEART!
YOU KNOW WE LOOK SICKLY RIGHT NOW!
HAVE A HEART!
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am generationally translucent and a devoted retinoid user.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
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See how respectability politics result in stupidity?
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
See how respectability politics result in stupidity?
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The disconnect between Platner’s actual class background (upper-middle class) and the way he’s often spoken of (tribune of the working class) has long bugged me. John deftly unpacks that discrepancy here.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The disconnect between Platner’s actual class background (upper-middle class) and the way he’s often spoken of (tribune of the working class) has long bugged me. John deftly unpacks that discrepancy here.
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Let Nicki Minaj ride the train in peace!
A train crew found a loose chicken on an N train this morning—and couldn’t get it to leave.
Loose chicken fouls N train as subway stowaway slows morning commute
A loose chicken gave new meaning to “free range,” scoring a gratis subway ride to Coney Island on the N train Thursday morning after it was discovered fouling a subway car in storage.
www.nydailynews.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Let Nicki Minaj ride the train in peace!
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Hey, Guys. I’m hoping this will be my last week in need of crowdfunding.
🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
I need to raise $750 to extend my hotel reservation til payday next week, for travel expenses, laundry, & to cover the costs to keep the Bubbiez fed.
I am so grateful for everything. Cash.me/$katlynd
🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
I need to raise $750 to extend my hotel reservation til payday next week, for travel expenses, laundry, & to cover the costs to keep the Bubbiez fed.
I am so grateful for everything. Cash.me/$katlynd
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November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hey, Guys. I’m hoping this will be my last week in need of crowdfunding.
🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
I need to raise $750 to extend my hotel reservation til payday next week, for travel expenses, laundry, & to cover the costs to keep the Bubbiez fed.
I am so grateful for everything. Cash.me/$katlynd
🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
I need to raise $750 to extend my hotel reservation til payday next week, for travel expenses, laundry, & to cover the costs to keep the Bubbiez fed.
I am so grateful for everything. Cash.me/$katlynd
My hate for Nessarose persists.
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My hate for Nessarose persists.
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it is not Perfect, but it is Good, i think, simply in terms of reducing suffering
NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level.
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
Cook County becomes the first county in the US to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income • The TRiiBE
On Thursday, the Cook County Board of Commissioners approved the FY 2026 budget, which includes $7.5 million to fund the county’s guaranteed basic income program.
thetriibe.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
it is not Perfect, but it is Good, i think, simply in terms of reducing suffering
Lil Wayne looks absolutely awful.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Lil Wayne looks absolutely awful.
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awful update on Maha and Hamoud. i’m so sorry everyone i know we’re all going through it but if you could help share for this sweet baby i’d appreciate it ❤️❤️
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
awful update on Maha and Hamoud. i’m so sorry everyone i know we’re all going through it but if you could help share for this sweet baby i’d appreciate it ❤️❤️