Me, I Am Nandi: The Elusive Esthetician ✨
@glamorfonic.bsky.social
Queer. Blaque. Capricorn. Esthetician. Whiskey Lover. College Football Auntie. Skin Consigliere. Opulent, dynamic, loaded with ripe blackberries. The lotion Mariah sang about. 💅🏽
What about Scorpio Risings? 😆
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What about Scorpio Risings? 😆
Please, Beyoncé… you’re going to give me a heart condition
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Please, Beyoncé… you’re going to give me a heart condition
Well, Jack fell first so it’s really his fault.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well, Jack fell first so it’s really his fault.
Isn’t it always?
a young girl in a straw hat is drinking from a cup
Alt: a young girl in a straw hat is drinking from a cup
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November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Isn’t it always?
Is it safe to wash my eyes out with OxyClean? I think that’s the only way to clear the stain of that passage from my eyes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is it safe to wash my eyes out with OxyClean? I think that’s the only way to clear the stain of that passage from my eyes.
Crockpot ham…
There are approximately 125 jokes I can make.
There are approximately 125 jokes I can make.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Crockpot ham…
There are approximately 125 jokes I can make.
There are approximately 125 jokes I can make.
What are you doing with your life?
Living.
Living.
a woman standing on a set of stairs with the words life is a banquet
Alt: a woman standing on a set of stairs with the words life is a banquet
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November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
What are you doing with your life?
Living.
Living.
I thought I saw the slime river from Ghostbusters ✌🏽on the train this evening
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I thought I saw the slime river from Ghostbusters ✌🏽on the train this evening
He says what he thinks the person he’s talking to wants to hear and what makes him look good in the moment.
He could also just be more lucid cognitively in these moments.
He could also just be more lucid cognitively in these moments.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
He says what he thinks the person he’s talking to wants to hear and what makes him look good in the moment.
He could also just be more lucid cognitively in these moments.
He could also just be more lucid cognitively in these moments.
Your character choices let me know you’re a real Muppet fan.
a cat laying on a bed with the words " i know what you are " above it
Alt: a cat laying on a bed with the words " i know what you are " above it
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November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Your character choices let me know you’re a real Muppet fan.