Hawk Gates
@gateshawk.bsky.social
I finished an entire can of 7 up
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
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Is there a certain year or decade when it was popular to be buried with an expensive watch or jewelry? Just wondering. They have like 1890 to the present where I’m at
July 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Is there a certain year or decade when it was popular to be buried with an expensive watch or jewelry? Just wondering. They have like 1890 to the present where I’m at
Kidzbop version of Rush “Limelight”
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Kidzbop version of Rush “Limelight”
Wait til you see what’s coming down the pike
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wait til you see what’s coming down the pike
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newskies will be punished!
November 14, 2024 at 7:39 PM
newskies will be punished!
I call her Taylor Shift because she shifted our idea of who could get engaged to a State Farm pitchperson
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I call her Taylor Shift because she shifted our idea of who could get engaged to a State Farm pitchperson
Strapping sponges to the bottom of my feet to clean up my sister in law’s kitchen after the thanksgiving meal
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Strapping sponges to the bottom of my feet to clean up my sister in law’s kitchen after the thanksgiving meal
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@sunchips thank you for new silent bag it makes it much easier for me to focus on my reveries
May 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
@sunchips thank you for new silent bag it makes it much easier for me to focus on my reveries
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I just read a lie on here that a long time mutual posted. Reminding everyone to please play nicely when posting online, or I will not hesitate to call the police and recommend they be prepared for lethal force.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I just read a lie on here that a long time mutual posted. Reminding everyone to please play nicely when posting online, or I will not hesitate to call the police and recommend they be prepared for lethal force.
I don’t think muckety mucks should be in charge of anything
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I don’t think muckety mucks should be in charge of anything
“I was born on Trumpuary 28.” See, it doesn’t sound that bad.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“I was born on Trumpuary 28.” See, it doesn’t sound that bad.
What’s something dear to you that you’d like to be buried with and where do you plan to be buried?
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
What’s something dear to you that you’d like to be buried with and where do you plan to be buried?
Julius Caesar has a month named after him. I’m surprised a certain someone hasn’t wised up to this yet.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Julius Caesar has a month named after him. I’m surprised a certain someone hasn’t wised up to this yet.
I’ve been lowering the melting point of water in my free time
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’ve been lowering the melting point of water in my free time
The only guy not laughing at the comedy show: [to date] We weren’t taught what tragedy plus time equals in my family growing up
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The only guy not laughing at the comedy show: [to date] We weren’t taught what tragedy plus time equals in my family growing up
I don’t know what tragedy plus time equals, all I know is I can’t stop laughing
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I don’t know what tragedy plus time equals, all I know is I can’t stop laughing
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Bring back people with unusual teeth on TV!
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Bring back people with unusual teeth on TV!
Lane Kiffin has submitted his resume to become the next manager of the Carl’s Junior in Pensacola, Florida
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Lane Kiffin has submitted his resume to become the next manager of the Carl’s Junior in Pensacola, Florida
The football game had a basketball score. And the basketball game has a hockey score, but it’s still early.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The football game had a basketball score. And the basketball game has a hockey score, but it’s still early.
Frank Reich is coaching Stanford but I thought he was part of Junior Mafia
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Frank Reich is coaching Stanford but I thought he was part of Junior Mafia
Craig T. Nelson is showing his darker side and loving every minute of it
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Craig T. Nelson is showing his darker side and loving every minute of it
Rime of the Ancient Mariner has a typo in the title
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rime of the Ancient Mariner has a typo in the title
Pokemon go wherever
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Pokemon go wherever
“When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield