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i am the sole architect of the 2008 global financial crisis
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guys it's so beautiful to have a dream...
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
guys it's so beautiful to have a dream...
powerful message bro
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
powerful message bro
we need to draft every male between eighteen and twenty one to dig a big hole in the desert or something
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
we need to draft every male between eighteen and twenty one to dig a big hole in the desert or something
i'm an anti soda pop activist
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i'm an anti soda pop activist
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referring to amerikkka as 'the old country'
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
referring to amerikkka as 'the old country'
putting on my resume that i'm 'pathologically chill' and 'not money motivated' and including fifteen references for being good company
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
putting on my resume that i'm 'pathologically chill' and 'not money motivated' and including fifteen references for being good company
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moving nomadically from one corner to another in my 250 square foot studio apartment
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
moving nomadically from one corner to another in my 250 square foot studio apartment
rash symtptoms
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
rash symtptoms
siri rash
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
siri rash
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i think if bob marley had known about climate change he wouldn't have said don't worry about a thing
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i think if bob marley had known about climate change he wouldn't have said don't worry about a thing
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I would go so far as to say damn and wow
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I would go so far as to say damn and wow
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guys the real present is spending time with our loved one but also i like to get new toys as a present during this time
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
guys the real present is spending time with our loved one but also i like to get new toys as a present during this time
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sorry but i love presents during christmas time under the christmas tree the santa claus might bring a present and . yes i admit it i think that is exciting
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
sorry but i love presents during christmas time under the christmas tree the santa claus might bring a present and . yes i admit it i think that is exciting
explaining to a fellow twenty six year old that i have not had botox and the reason i look young is that i am twenty six
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
explaining to a fellow twenty six year old that i have not had botox and the reason i look young is that i am twenty six
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hands up if you’re sick of the tyranny of teeth
ugh they just need so much attention
ugh they just need so much attention
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
hands up if you’re sick of the tyranny of teeth
ugh they just need so much attention
ugh they just need so much attention
washing my hair lwokey doing the laundry as well
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
washing my hair lwokey doing the laundry as well
siri throw up
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
siri throw up
siri teeth change
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
siri teeth change
do you guys want to fixate on your teeth with me
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
do you guys want to fixate on your teeth with me
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people seem to think I'm this big powerful evil monster and they're exactly right
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
people seem to think I'm this big powerful evil monster and they're exactly right
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stop making sex jokes guys
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
stop making sex jokes guys
thank you so much for tailgating me kn my car for two miles. i am eating an ice cream cone <3
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
thank you so much for tailgating me kn my car for two miles. i am eating an ice cream cone <3
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you know i'm really going through it when my therapist starts bringing up the first noble truth
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
you know i'm really going through it when my therapist starts bringing up the first noble truth
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Injected estrogen earlier :) also it’s my birthday lol
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Injected estrogen earlier :) also it’s my birthday lol
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