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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · Oct 5

just so you are aware I have phds in whatever we are talking about

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · Jan 30

been working on this for a few years

line graph showing a red line from bottom left to top right. x axis said likelihood of dogshit reply (no fave) and y axis is account of faves

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 1h

idk what you are talking about, we call my grandpartents Manwe and Varda

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robert mueller. fbi @spiritnight.bsky.social · 2h

follow me on bluesky the everything app

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Doing Crowdwork at Bass Proshop @manbrother.bsky.social · 22h

NORMAL GUY: Well it's an interesting pop culture fact I guess but I don't think I would build a time machine just for tha--

ME: GOOD FOR YOU MAN I MEAN IT GOOD FOR FUCKING YOU - THIS IS ALL I HAVE NOW, OK?

Doing Crowdwork at Bass Proshop @manbrother.bsky.social · 22h

Building a time machine just to go back to the 90s and observe the Frank Langella-Whoopi Goldberg relationship. I dont care about other shit anymore

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 1d

SpongeBob would not wear that hat. Bad meme

Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 1d

UPDATE: He could also beat up Omni-Man

mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 1d

Ya this worked on one episode of Sesame Street, guess it was foolish to think it would work a second time

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2d

A nun I knew growing up taught us if you can read the first page of a book and understand it, you have to finish that book. That's a lesson that's stuck with me

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2d

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2d

this worked in the past...

stick of butter

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

hello i'm mr cannoli

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2d

"Jack we are doing the Cuban missile crisis, put down that magazine."

"Hold up, this magazine might have some clues on how to fix this whole thing. Goofus starts Nuclear War that ends all of mankind. Gallant takes the Jupiter missiles out of Italy and Turkey. GUYS I GOT IT!"

mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2d

"Jack we are doing the Cuban missile crisis, put down that book."

"Hold up, this book might have some clues on how to fix this whole thing. Funeral about a head of state...no that no relevance to me... Russia yes those are the bad guys we are facing too but now they are called the Soviets. Hmmm"

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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2d

Got absolutely read by the library assistant, "You are reading this because JFK read it, right?"

I would have preferred any other insult thrown my way instead of that. Just had to hit 'em with a resigned, "yup."