Hawk Gates
@gateshawk.bsky.social
I finished an entire can of 7 up
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
Frank Reich is coaching Stanford but I thought he was part of Junior Mafia
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Frank Reich is coaching Stanford but I thought he was part of Junior Mafia
Craig T. Nelson is showing his darker side and loving every minute of it
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Craig T. Nelson is showing his darker side and loving every minute of it
Rime of the Ancient Mariner has a typo in the title
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rime of the Ancient Mariner has a typo in the title
Pokemon go wherever
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Pokemon go wherever
“When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield
First Time IV: Everything
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
First Time IV: Everything
I hope my favorite comedians are punching up… their jokes periodically
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I hope my favorite comedians are punching up… their jokes periodically
88 year old first time comic Will Crosby wows audience with stories about whimsical character Large Al
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
88 year old first time comic Will Crosby wows audience with stories about whimsical character Large Al
Pumped I’ve got tickets tonight to see an 88 year old first time comic named Will Crosby
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Pumped I’ve got tickets tonight to see an 88 year old first time comic named Will Crosby
Sociologists have discovered a new type of sociology
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sociologists have discovered a new type of sociology
Ryan Day just punched a Clemson player on the sideline
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ryan Day just punched a Clemson player on the sideline
Reposted by Hawk Gates
I just learned about information
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I just learned about information
There’s no way a football coach knows the names of every player on the team. It’s too many people
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There’s no way a football coach knows the names of every player on the team. It’s too many people
Reposted by Hawk Gates
Wordsworth is a pretty good name for a poet
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wordsworth is a pretty good name for a poet
The big game is no time to throw it short of the sticks
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The big game is no time to throw it short of the sticks
@Everyone thanksgiving go pretty well?
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@Everyone thanksgiving go pretty well?
Larry King: English is the one of the hardest languages to learn, you know.
Norm MacDonald: To me, it’s the easiest.
Norm MacDonald: To me, it’s the easiest.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Larry King: English is the one of the hardest languages to learn, you know.
Norm MacDonald: To me, it’s the easiest.
Norm MacDonald: To me, it’s the easiest.
Reposted by Hawk Gates
I need a dinosaur expert. Dinosaur experts please DM me
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I need a dinosaur expert. Dinosaur experts please DM me
February is the shortest month
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
February is the shortest month
Baby It’s Cold Outside seems problematic to me
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Baby It’s Cold Outside seems problematic to me
Hockey moms remind me of pitbulls, almost completely
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hockey moms remind me of pitbulls, almost completely
George Soros is paying Eagle fans to boo
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
George Soros is paying Eagle fans to boo
Pitbulls and lipstick have a complicated history…
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pitbulls and lipstick have a complicated history…
Before writing my world famous joke, I had to dig into the research. To wit, has a pitbull ever worn lipstick?
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Before writing my world famous joke, I had to dig into the research. To wit, has a pitbull ever worn lipstick?