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Hawk Gates
@gateshawk.bsky.social
480 followers 230 following 6.1K posts
I finished an entire can of 7 up

Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
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Yuri : about time I install this app
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Spinal tap manager hitting a tv with a cricket bat
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Can’t believe they misspelled the main character’s name. How do you miss that?
“Santa Clause” movie poster with Tim Allen on it
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Sound not needed
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Big empty space in the background zoomed in on and circled. Bleachers half empty?
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Synergy
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social • 18m 1 iust had Keith olbermann running loose in my app, no mute, no block, no keyword mute his name. Really scary stuff dr. uncle boobs phD • ÷ © @retroshorts21.bsky.social • 19m bop it twist it puke it
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Hawk Gates @gateshawk.bsky.social • 29d Snakeroot is the Spanky to Crab man's Alfalfa
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I owe my followers $10
Heads on a 50 cent coin
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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"You wouldn't" meme: You wouldn't square a circle
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Not kidding
Wikipedia: Kris Kross were an American hip hop duo composed of rappers Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly and Chris "Daddy Mac" Smith and formed by record producer Jermaine Dupri. They were the youngest hip-hop group to gain commercial success, charting releases by the age of 13. Smith and Kelly were discovered by Dupri in 1991, with whom they signed as the first act on his record label So So Def Recordings.
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Two identical replies consisting of crying laughing emoji
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Your courtesy fav just dropped
Bush finding out about 9-11. A man is whispering in his ear
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Under a blue gray October sky
Schoolyard football game under a blue gray sky with multi colored trees in the background and a basketball hoop in the foreground
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This is an R. Crumb character
Fan at Saints-Bears game shirtless, waving shirt in air, sunglasses, backward hat, looking very smug and confident
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Get grandma to bed meme. The grandma is saying “Snakeroot is the Spanky to Crab man’s Alfalfa”
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The Goodwill mannequin is struggling but aren’t we all
Goodwill mannequin with a top-sider halfway off, black dress shorts, blue pullover with his hands and arms seemingly tucked inside as if it’s really cold out
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Quick, this is my opening to share my couple year-old dentist comic
Comic: Odysseus in dentist chair laying back. Dentist says “Trojan War? Oh, you gotta see Scylla and Charybdis while you're out there.”
October 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Good to see he's got the all important public vote of confidence from his bosses! That always means he's got plenty of runway to go
www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
espn headline: "North Carolina says Belichick has 'full support' amid 2-3 start"
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I like how they cribbed the '59 Sox hat
Nellie Fox Topps card from late 50's (?) where he's touching his chin and wearing a sox hat similar to the fbi hat in the original post
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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A tournament of one’s own
Chicago sun times headline: Midwest finally delivers what crossword puzzlers want: their own tournament BY SOFIE HERNANDEZ-SIMEONIDIS WBEZ
October 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your salted nut roll
“Salted nut roll” candy at Ace Hardware
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Popping the baby shower invitations in the mail
Envelope with John Wooden commemorative stamp on it
October 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Cirrus cloud that looks like a person running
October 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Bringing Battery Daddy into the job interview
Battery Daddy at Ace Hardware: basically a briefcase full of batteries (holds up to 180)
October 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM