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Hello, World!
(22, he/him)

This is my only account on the AT Protocol.

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Taking any and all ideas for this concept. Will probably attempt to make a video for it one day. Might even record my own audio.
I just had the dumbest idea ever:

A version of the Big Bill Hell's commercial on Tatooine.
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Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot.

Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I know, everybody should leave X, but I think an exception should be made solely for Joyce Carol Oates so she can keep wounding Musk's withered soul on his own site and he can't do a thing about it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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anyway good night
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
ADHD death gambit
"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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She’s up by about a hundred votes, but some 1700 ballots have been challenged and are in need of curing, so click below to make sure yours was accepted! (And check your voicemails/email spam folders in case you missed a notification.)
Katie’s path to the Mayor’s office depends upon your ballot — and probably your friends’ and coworkers’, too! Track your ballot and fix any issues at the following links! Next, send these links to 10 friends and family to make sure Katie wins. #thisisyourcity
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Stay tuned to Radio Dead Air for more scenes like this, courtesy of Charlie the Chaos Cat.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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As I said last night on MSNBC as the news broke that eight Senate Democrats were joining the GOP: This must be the end for Chuck Schumer as Senate Democratic leader.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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DUDE THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY ELON ADDED REDDIT GOLD TO TWITTER
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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So when are you holding a leadership vote to replace Chuck Schumer?
We're debating on the government funding package right now and every single Republican voted against a Democratic amendment to pass a clean, one-year extension of the ACA tax credits.

Republicans just don't care about your health care.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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NEW: Jan 6 riot defendant arrested outside a Burger King in Cicero, Illinois.

Prosecutors allege a DNA test in August linked him to 2018 kidnapping and sex assault

Just filed:

www.cbsnews.com/news/high-pr...
High-profile Jan. 6 defendant facing charges of kidnapping and sexually assaulting woman
John Banuelos' case was unique among Capitol riot prosecutions because he was the only defendant accused of pulling and firing a gun while on Capitol grounds.
www.cbsnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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You ever call a senator's office and ask the staffer who picks up what it's like to work for someone without a spine?

10/10 recommend.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.

Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.

One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Dan knows more about how Congress works than anyone I know, so this is an interesting thread.
Some thoughts on the CR/minibus.

1 The Dems negotiating with Rs were not freelancing. They coordinated with Sen Schumer. A few were ready to give in on day one, others worked to maximize appropriations wins.

Those voting for the 'deal' are the ones furthest away from electoral consequences.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Welp, time for the occasional check-in on Twitter to see how many people haven't noticed that I don't tweet there anymore and-
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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the article fails to mention that one of georgia and david tennant's kids is nonbinary
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The sheer, fracking, nerve of sending this out after Sunday's vote.

No, the @democraticparty.bsky.social gets nothing from us until they address the mess they've made.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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JEOPARDY! having a round about Grover Cleveland presented by Grover from SESAME STREET is only one reason this show is undefeated
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Senate Dems have tainted themselves to the point the rest of the party wants no association with them.

If you're a Senate Dem and don't want to go down as a Surrender Dem who betrayed us all, demand Chuck Schumer be removed as leader. ASAP. This is your only path to redemption.
Interesting that NY gov Kathy Hochul felt compelled to put out a statement against Dems' deal to end the shutdown
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Good Grief
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Did Elon even know who Joyce Carol Oates WAS a week ago?

...does he know now?
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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“Court upholds students’ right to misgender their classmates” is some bleak shit
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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ok this is the only valid defense for staying on twitter: you get to post scathing criticism that elon is guaranteed to see
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM