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· Dec 31
My favorite album of 2025 is Transmissions by @telepathyband.bsky.social. A masterclass of synth-heavy post-metal that I kept coming back to all year. I could put this on at any time, in any mood, and instantly become engrossed. This band deserves to be way bigger than they are. #music 🎧🎸
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Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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One of the most expensive documentaries ever, about the First Lady, is going to make a fraction of the money a Youtuber's horror movie passion project based on a video game is going to make.
January 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
One of the most expensive documentaries ever, about the First Lady, is going to make a fraction of the money a Youtuber's horror movie passion project based on a video game is going to make.
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Old man Garfield has seen it all before. ❤️
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Old man Garfield has seen it all before. ❤️
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He might smell snow coming though, wouldn't surprise me.
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
He might smell snow coming though, wouldn't surprise me.
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Yes. As it should be.
"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Yes. As it should be.
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we're being ruled by a dying pedophile with dementia because another pedophile collected all the scientists and nazis he could into one big network and then died, leaving them rudderless
Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really.
Genuinely bizarre.
Genuinely bizarre.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
we're being ruled by a dying pedophile with dementia because another pedophile collected all the scientists and nazis he could into one big network and then died, leaving them rudderless
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If you’re wondering why someone is spending their time and energy and vast amounts of compute pretending to be hot conjoined twins, the answer is simple: money.
www.404media.co/two-heads-th...
www.404media.co/two-heads-th...
Two Heads, Three Boobs: The AI Babe Meta Is Getting Surreal
The algorithm is driving AI-generated influencers to increasingly weird niches.
www.404media.co
January 31, 2026 at 8:02 PM
If you’re wondering why someone is spending their time and energy and vast amounts of compute pretending to be hot conjoined twins, the answer is simple: money.
www.404media.co/two-heads-th...
www.404media.co/two-heads-th...
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dynamiting this at 1201 on 20 Jan 29 needs to be table stakes for being the Dem nominee, and I am being completely serious
I spoke with the art critic, Catesby Leigh, who proposed original idea — a 60-ft temporary arch.
Trump has enlarged it and plans to make it permanent, alarming Leigh and others who say it threatens DC vista and history
@hannahdormido.bsky.social @timmeko.bsky.social show how views would change
Trump has enlarged it and plans to make it permanent, alarming Leigh and others who say it threatens DC vista and history
@hannahdormido.bsky.social @timmeko.bsky.social show how views would change
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
dynamiting this at 1201 on 20 Jan 29 needs to be table stakes for being the Dem nominee, and I am being completely serious
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I really wish we could take some of the negative valence off of “performative” because performance is tremendously important right now especially
"In response to criticisms she's heard about the hat being 'performative,' Mashaal, the shop owner, said the thousands of dollars that have gone toward supporting their community speaks for itself."
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I really wish we could take some of the negative valence off of “performative” because performance is tremendously important right now especially
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"In response to criticisms she's heard about the hat being 'performative,' Mashaal, the shop owner, said the thousands of dollars that have gone toward supporting their community speaks for itself."
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
A red hat, inspired by a symbol of resistance to Nazi occupation, gains traction in Minnesota
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.
n.pr
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"In response to criticisms she's heard about the hat being 'performative,' Mashaal, the shop owner, said the thousands of dollars that have gone toward supporting their community speaks for itself."
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the democrats have everything they need to destroy the largest funder of the opposition right now today if they want to, if not legally then in the public square
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 PM
the democrats have everything they need to destroy the largest funder of the opposition right now today if they want to, if not legally then in the public square
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
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it sure is something to be a part of every group that conspiracy theorists accuse of being pedophiles only for the reality to be that the actual pedophiles are just bog standard dudes with bad grammar and syntax.
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
it sure is something to be a part of every group that conspiracy theorists accuse of being pedophiles only for the reality to be that the actual pedophiles are just bog standard dudes with bad grammar and syntax.
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Marimar Martinez is a hero.
She was shot 5 times by ICE.
The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.
He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.
DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.
Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
She was shot 5 times by ICE.
The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.
He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.
DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.
Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
Chicago Woman Shot 5 Times By Border Agents Will Testify In Washington Next Week
Marimar Martinez will speak at a federal forum on immigration agents' use of force as she fights to unseal evidence in her now-dropped prosecution.
blockclubchicago.org
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Marimar Martinez is a hero.
She was shot 5 times by ICE.
The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.
He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.
DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.
Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
She was shot 5 times by ICE.
The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire.
He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”.
DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her.
Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.
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In 2023, CBP killed a young Black girl that they imprisoned by incarcerating her and failing to provide the needed medical care for her sickle cell anemia
You cannot reform this apparatus which kills people no matter which party is in charge
Anadith Danay Reyes Alvarez, who was 8 years old
You cannot reform this apparatus which kills people no matter which party is in charge
Anadith Danay Reyes Alvarez, who was 8 years old
Official concedes 8-year-old who died in U.S. custody could have been saved as devastated family recalls final days
The parents of 8-year-old Anadith Danay Reyes Alvarez told CBS News that their daughter died in Border Patrol custody because of negligence and discrimination.
www.cbsnews.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
In 2023, CBP killed a young Black girl that they imprisoned by incarcerating her and failing to provide the needed medical care for her sickle cell anemia
You cannot reform this apparatus which kills people no matter which party is in charge
Anadith Danay Reyes Alvarez, who was 8 years old
You cannot reform this apparatus which kills people no matter which party is in charge
Anadith Danay Reyes Alvarez, who was 8 years old
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Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice:
State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official
State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice:
State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official
State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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Seems like its going well.
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Seems like its going well.
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I hate the idea of mythologizing any particular person but it's kinda hard not to see Epstein as a cartoon supervillain at this point, complete with a sinister island lair.
So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I hate the idea of mythologizing any particular person but it's kinda hard not to see Epstein as a cartoon supervillain at this point, complete with a sinister island lair.
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Yesssss!!! Score one for the good guys. Thank you to all the Canadians that sent emails to Pattison to stop this sale.
The sale of a Virginia warehouse to Immigration and Customs Enforcement will not proceed, according to a statement from Jim Pattison Developments.
globalnews.ca/news/1164536...
The sale of a Virginia warehouse to Immigration and Customs Enforcement will not proceed, according to a statement from Jim Pattison Developments.
globalnews.ca/news/1164536...
Virginia warehouse sale to ICE won’t proceed, B.C.-based Jim Pattison group says | Globalnews.ca
The sale of a Virginia warehouse to Immigration and Customs Enforcement will not proceed, according to a statement from Jim Pattison Developments.
globalnews.ca
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Yesssss!!! Score one for the good guys. Thank you to all the Canadians that sent emails to Pattison to stop this sale.
The sale of a Virginia warehouse to Immigration and Customs Enforcement will not proceed, according to a statement from Jim Pattison Developments.
globalnews.ca/news/1164536...
The sale of a Virginia warehouse to Immigration and Customs Enforcement will not proceed, according to a statement from Jim Pattison Developments.
globalnews.ca/news/1164536...
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I found two $20 bills in the street.
Which means I've netted more today than the Melania movie at my local theater.
Which means I've netted more today than the Melania movie at my local theater.
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I found two $20 bills in the street.
Which means I've netted more today than the Melania movie at my local theater.
Which means I've netted more today than the Melania movie at my local theater.
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The day Lorne Michaels finally dies is the day all the skeletons come crashing out of the closet like a Fibber McGee gag.
Let us not forget that Catherine O'Hara was hired for "Saturday Night Live," spent a week there, decided it sucked, quit, and went back to Canada to make more shows with her friends.
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The day Lorne Michaels finally dies is the day all the skeletons come crashing out of the closet like a Fibber McGee gag.
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The thing about bread and circuses is...people have to actually want them.
Otherwise it's just a load of clowns and toast.
Otherwise it's just a load of clowns and toast.
Trump announces August auto race in downtown Washington
Trump announces August auto race in downtown Washington
“To think, 190 miles an hour down Pennsylvania Avenue — this is going to be wild,” said Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy.
www.politico.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The thing about bread and circuses is...people have to actually want them.
Otherwise it's just a load of clowns and toast.
Otherwise it's just a load of clowns and toast.
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails