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Trying it out here.
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Close enough
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Do you think RFKj keeps a scoreboard in his office where he keeps track of all the kids he's killed, like in that one scene in Hot Shots Part Deux?

Or maybe his brain worm keeps track of his kill streak for him....
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I need to see this under Trump's wiki page when he finally kicks it
i just wanted to learn more about a guy from Crusader Kings 3 and now i have no choice but to learn about every notable person who has ever died on a toilet
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This would be the best place to have violent food poisoning tho
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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RICH PEOPLE NEVER EVER LEAVE WHERE THEY WANT TO LIVE IF THEIR TAXES INCREASE FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD IT
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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That much money financing games by actual game developers would have financed 150+ of the highest budget AAA games, and the several orders of magnitude more jobs to produce them. Instead it was burned failing to produce advertiser-safe Second Life.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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based on my profile pic, you might be surprised by my answer but it's this
May 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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My forever fave (probably already been posted but oh well)
September 30, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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I've got a piece up today at @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome to Hell World. Check it out: www.welcometohellworld.com/a-coordinate...
A coordinated campaign to drive trans people out of public life
Parker Molloy on the latest Oklahoma anti-trans work
www.welcometohellworld.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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If Joe Rogan and/or Andrew Huberman endorsed bouncy castles
January 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Silly article. Unserious.

Bet you $1000000 Russia won't attack Ireland.
When it comes to modern war, Ireland is a high-value target: its waters on the western fringe of Europe contain three-quarters of all undersea cables in the northern hemisphere. Despite this, is unprotected and unprepared.

An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Zohran has done more for America in 3 weeks than Chuck Schumer has done his entire career.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Morning, everyone
October 22, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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"This settlement is WITHOUT honor."
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I do think you can understand the present state of world affairs better if you believe that the worst person alive has, since 2017, been the most powerful person alive the majority of the time.
there is not a single Republican legislator who is a worse person than Trump is and whatever remains of each of their consciences has been sublimated to his whims for a decade now
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM