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Trying it out here.
The tufoli is out there
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When he keep squeezing that sperm...
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Do you think RFKj keeps a scoreboard in his office where he keeps track of all the kids he's killed, like in that one scene in Hot Shots Part Deux?

Or maybe his brain worm keeps track of his kill streak for him....
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Went to school at Case Western. The business building is a Gehry. There was a shooting there my freshman year, but I remember it most because they had to close down the sidewalk because the roof was so steep entire sheets of ice would shoot down off the roof
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
@schumer.senate.gov ya did it again, Chucky!
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This....something something....PSA rightwing turn
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's giving Back to the Future II vibes
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Every single time. No one learns
September 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
President Grassley would be a marked improvement from the current situation, I think...
September 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Not that I would ever let my kids go as a cop for Halloween, but when did the cop costumes change from Carl Winslow to Nazi SWAT officer?

"I've tactically ascertained the Halloween candy and will proceed to kinetically deploy a 'trick-or-treat'"
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Nate Silver is his own Portrait of Dorian Grey. This is what he looked like the one time in his life he was right.
September 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Jimmy John's wrapped in a subway wrapper like...
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Democrats are both of these memes at the same time:
August 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Fuck all the way off with that
July 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This you?
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
July 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM