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molly carroll
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here on earth to fart around. community director @gardens.dev 🌿 prev: Baldur's Gate 3, Steam, Starbound, more.
no u cried like 15 times rewatching Lord of the Rings for the 50th time
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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The IDF executed two Palestinian men in Jenin. They verified that they were unarmed, told them to walk back to the building, and then shot them dead.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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CK3 is a game about the rewards of being loved by the pope vs the mortifying ordeal of having fucked the pope
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
we're doing chill Thanksgiving at home this year and our theme is ~trying a bunch of new recipes we're not yet ready to inflict on our friends & family while watching Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition~

i'm pretty excited about it
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
thank u mr mayor
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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gonna start calling this writing style a LinkedIn Bark
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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anyway new website just dropped, hire me: emmkid.info
(the eagle eyed will notice i'm using screenshots from my tga video spot because lol)
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i love modders, man
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...

I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.

#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
good & plentys are an s-tier candy
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
this is bait but i don't care i have to speak my truth: every pie is good. i have never met a well-made pie that was not good
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i think this is rad
We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
man i do not need more hobbies but i really want to make more weird little rings >:(
finally got the metal casting back and finished this ring. it’s a weird little ring but i like it! was super fun to carve.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
setting up a debate me table in a public park but it says "ask me what Morrowind mods u should download if u want to have a nice time on the computer :-)"
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
time to finally come clean about this
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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is the capitalistic society that coordinates effort to ensure a better outcome for all here with us now
“Capitalism forces you to wake up at 7am against your body’s natural rhythms” no that’s Taylorism and if you don’t like living in a society that coordinates effort to ensure a better outcome for all then I don’t think you’ll love the alternatives
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
there's really nobody home in there huh
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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girl just play the Sims
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
finally got the metal casting back and finished this ring. it’s a weird little ring but i like it! was super fun to carve.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
tbh there isn’t a celebrity sext in the world that could do more psychic damage to me than this
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM