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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 14h

Pitchers when they can’t intentionally walk Ohtani for the millionth time

The Pokémon known as Sobble, crying effusively.

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 21h

Getting waylaid by the first node in the tech tree

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · Jul 6

turning a big dial that says "Werewolf" on it and constantly looking back at Dracula from 2004’s Van Helsing to see if he has shit himself yet

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 22h

Nagy, Smith, Eberflus, and Waldron are the four horsemen of unwatchable football. Makes sense that the Titans would be considering at least two of them.

Rotoworld Football @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social · 22h

Nagy, Arthur Smith 'names to watch' in TEN

NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports Chiefs OC Matt Nagy and Steelers OC Arthur Smith are "names to watch" for the Titans head coaching vacancy.

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 22h

These eyes are the last thing you see before it's 2028 and you're drafting a third top-five quarterback in five years.

Rotoworld Football @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social · 22h

Nagy, Arthur Smith 'names to watch' in TEN

NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports Chiefs OC Matt Nagy and Steelers OC Arthur Smith are "names to watch" for the Titans head coaching vacancy.

dlvr.it

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 1d

Every aspect of in-season management is sadomasochistic. Trades? You mean the groveling simulator? Start/sit decisions? What better way to publicly humiliate yourself? Waivers? Torture, plain and simple.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 1d

The Hamburglar is the Hamburger Helper’s Wario

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t need your hamburger help

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 1d

Gene Lime helped me understand that second place is a little bit like first place (if you think about it) and also taught me how to best pronounce “bailamos.” One of my favorite characters.

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight the Bears played football that was sloppy, timid, and joyless. Disgusting win. I want this team to be fun so badly and they are not delivering.

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FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, I could utilize any of DJ Moore, Rome Odunze, Luther Burden, or Colston Loveland, but why would I do that when I can get 1.2YPC from D'Andre Swift and waste targets on Cole Kmet and Olamide
Zaccheus??

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