We asked some of the dumbest people we could find: the median dad, an MBA candidate, and the president of your HOA.

I think there ought to be a narrative component to these selections, but Eli's story is that of an at-best-mediocre QB whose career was buoyed by talented teammates and dumb luck. His story is the precise thing that precludes his inclusion in the HOF.

In truth, it is the @ffsphinx.bsky.social experience

Parker Washington and Geese, let’s not forget

lol

Apology accepted

If it makes it worse, I still believe this

If they do win, it will be by the grace of Davis Mills sucking the stars from the sky

Mfers extrapolating entire political philosophies out of the two years that weren’t financially precarious/ruinous for them personally

If a potential next state for your economy (or economic system more generally) is “where we are now,” it was at no point good. Looking at market baskets monomaniacally — look outside, dawg