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FF Sphinx
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Jerick McKinnon's ADP is my riddle

I can name all the pasta shapes
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"You may now mute food discourse *and* complaining about food discourse."
Link holding the Triforce aloft.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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An angry and incredulous LeBron James gesturing.
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Pitchers when they can’t intentionally walk Ohtani for the millionth time
The Pokémon known as Sobble, crying effusively.
October 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Title card from an episode of Dragon Ball, badly ‘edited’ to read “The David Njoku Points are Stolen!,” rather than “The Dragon Balls are Stolen!”
September 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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The plan? Draft only joke WRs and ensure they’re always improbably injured or suspended. If any of them are somehow active, check down to a covered RB or a washed TE instead.
Nathan Fielder, in an office chair, grimacing.
September 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?

Alien (1979) and Ready or Not (2019)
Alien (1979) theatrical release poster. Ready or Not (2019) theatrical release poster.
July 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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A chef holding a cheesecake(?), performing the well-known (classic, even) gesture known as the Chef’s Kiss.
July 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The Mirror Shield from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
July 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Why is it filled with these
Icebreakers-brand Ice Cubes Peppermint Gum
July 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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A scene from 'Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty,' a sports drama that ran on HBO and was (criminally) cancelled. Depicted is a dramatized Jerry West, played by Jason Clarke. The character is being driven through Boston, looking out a window, and saying 'Paul Revere shoulda slept in.'
July 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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A still of Mario from the live-action film “Super Mario Bros.” (1993).
June 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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An image of Leonardo, one of four so-called 'teenage mutant ninja turtles.' A upward-opening speech bubble sits above his head, giving the impression that he is quoted in the original post. Leonardo is frequently portrayed as the leader of the mutant ninja turtles, despite having near-zero aura.
June 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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, but Wemby and Doncic together average 1 neck. Billy,,, we only need 1 neck.
A scene from the film Moneyball. Jonah Hill’s character stands before a whiteboard bepopulate with baseball statistics, which he uses to illustrate a point to Brad Pitt’s character, who is also pictured.
May 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Full details of the NY Knicks’ disastrous trade for Mikal Bridges, wherein the Knicks sent dozens of future firsts, sourced from multiple professional sports leagues, in exchange for Bridges. An obviously bad move at the time of execution, which has looked worse with each passing second.
May 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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A screenshot of the Kodo Graveyard, a location in the video game World of Warcraft.
April 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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A screenshot from the television series “Hey Arnold!,” wherein Arnold is shown, smiling, holding a picture of a smiley face.
April 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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An image of running back Ashton Jeanty, in his Boise State uniform, playing a college football game. The image is styled after common NFL Draft-day graphics, the sort which compare the prospect in question to former and current greats on a trait-by-trait basis. Here, however, Jeanty is ascribed the Vision of Jeanty, the Power of Jeanty, the Balance of Jeanty, the Receiving of Jeanty, the Agility of Jeanty, and the Footwork of Jeanty, like a sort of auto-Voltron, suggesting both Jeanty's greatness and the farcical nature of these exercises in general.
April 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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If you investigate the WRs drafted from these two schools over the last twenty years, this is what you’ll find:
A picture of the Kodo Graveyard from the video game “World of Warcraft.” Essentially a big heap of dinosaur bones.
December 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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However,
A screenshot of a tweet from October of 2023, which reads “never draft a WR from Baylor or TCU ever again to obtain an unbeatable edge in fantasy football.”
December 1, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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‘Joey Franchise’ is an elite NPC name
A cropped section of Joe Burrow’s Pro Football Reference page, meant to highlight his nicknames, which allegedly include: “Joe Brr,” “Joe Shiesty,” and “Joey Franchise.”
November 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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An enemy collides with Sonic the Hedgehog, forcing him to lose the rings he has collected.
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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Another Purdy/Shanahan loss?
An image of Invincible Mario, i.e., Nintendo's Mario after having acquired a Super Star.
November 18, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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“Bald reason”
Google-generated ‘quick facts’ for “Caillou;” one such ‘fact’ simply reads: “Bald reason.”
November 16, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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Brian cooking up new leagues
An image of Maximillion Pegasus, a sometimes-antagonist in the Yu-Gi-Oh! series, known for organizing a grueling card game tournament.
November 15, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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"LBs should score like TEs -- best chance at a 30-50 point game should be 3 sacks."
T.J. Watt, the Steelers' star DE-in-disguise, attends a team press conference.
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM