Geoff the helper
fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social
Geoff the helper
@fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social
Likes to help
A funny thing about Patrick was the first time they filmed him doing his speed run, he did so much prep and did it so quickly he outran the camera car that was supposed to be following him! Dude had to slow down so A CAR COULD KEEP UP! #FrightClub
a police officer is standing in a parking lot with cars .
ALT: a police officer is standing in a parking lot with cars .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
@picketer.bsky.social this bloke on the tram appears to have a tattoo of Trotsky on one calf and Rosa Luxembourg on the other.
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
“You can’t even get electrocuted these days because of woke,” said a spokeschild.
December 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
What. The. Utter. Fuck.
"Babies in the randomized, controlled trial will or will not receive the vaccine at birth...

"It is a breach of scientific ethics to withhold an intervention that has been proven safe and effective."

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
US plan for $1.6m hepatitis B vaccine study in Africa called ‘highly unethical’
Experts decry ‘neocolonialist’ Guinea-Bissau study after Trump administration changed advice for US babies
www.theguardian.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@picketer.bsky.social what’s this?
Ah yes Albanese should have done more about hate speech say the LNP. Hold on. I’m being show a video..
December 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
How nice to get good news before Christmas!

uk.news.yahoo.com/jeremy-clark...
Jeremy Clarkson reveals he’s taking a break from TV for the first time in 40 years
The TV personality confessed that he is ‘genuinely frightened’
uk.news.yahoo.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
The only thing that can save CBS now is a softball interview with Alan Dershowitz and Noam Chomsky at the same time. America is clamoring for their side of the story
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
"there's a Packard in the parking lot with its lights on"
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
Like that old joke about Gough walking across Lake Burley Griffin to get a headline that the bloke can't swim
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
I didn’t win the powerball but the winning numbers included 4, 20, and 69 so SOMEBODY won.
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
The person who made the decision to hold this story has never been a news reporter or a news editor. Really sickening.
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
Awww the one Jake Paul fight I dont watch he gets his jaw busted in two places from a boxer that wasnt paid enough to fall.

Anyway, time for food.
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
Portrait of a dog who wants a walk but has no idea he’s about to go to boarding with 15 other maniacs for a few days.
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
What do we want? - "Social cohesion!"

When do we want it? - "Just after we finish booing our political opponents at a memorial service!"

That one might need a bit more work.
December 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile:

‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’

Erm…
This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy.
Oh dear.
You poor little love.
😉
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
@csandds.bsky.social can you get Frank to team this?
December 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Surely not?
You would think they’d be better at this with the consequences being so high.
December 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
As if
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Geoff the helper
Not just shonky AF (illegal?) but it gives Clinton an easy response now to any other mentions/photos
The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM