🌮 Alacrity's Ghost
@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
Dyslexic typochondriac.
AD⚡HD 🤟
thee/thy/thou
6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf.
Permanently seated at the kids table.
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Republicans: “mission accomplished!”
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Republicans: “mission accomplished!”
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“The only decent Black Friday sale out there.” — Juan Orlando Hernández
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“The only decent Black Friday sale out there.” — Juan Orlando Hernández
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Rick Wilson discusses the uncovering of foreign influencers on X with thousands of followers pushing foreign interests that undermines America's interests. Blatant reveal of Trump MAGA treason.
youtu.be/6CXMJc104Ls?...
youtu.be/6CXMJc104Ls?...
Elon Musk BLOWS OPEN Trump NIGHTMARE As Epstein Bombshell DETONATES His Term | Rick Wilson
YouTube video by America's Hope
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November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Rick Wilson discusses the uncovering of foreign influencers on X with thousands of followers pushing foreign interests that undermines America's interests. Blatant reveal of Trump MAGA treason.
youtu.be/6CXMJc104Ls?...
youtu.be/6CXMJc104Ls?...
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There is no authority on earth to kill helpless people in the water. No one has it. It is murder.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There is no authority on earth to kill helpless people in the water. No one has it. It is murder.
you gotta wonder if Melania gets her hackles up when she hears about this brand 😶
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
you gotta wonder if Melania gets her hackles up when she hears about this brand 😶
bit early to be casting aspersions, but valid...
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
bit early to be casting aspersions, but valid...
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The present sound of these waves is not wrong.
The present rustling of these leaves is not wrong.
The present chirping of these birds is not wrong.
The present feeling of this body is not wrong.
The present in consciousness is not wrong.
The present rustling of these leaves is not wrong.
The present chirping of these birds is not wrong.
The present feeling of this body is not wrong.
The present in consciousness is not wrong.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The present sound of these waves is not wrong.
The present rustling of these leaves is not wrong.
The present chirping of these birds is not wrong.
The present feeling of this body is not wrong.
The present in consciousness is not wrong.
The present rustling of these leaves is not wrong.
The present chirping of these birds is not wrong.
The present feeling of this body is not wrong.
The present in consciousness is not wrong.
with all the leftovers, you may like this- it's silly easy, and when put on meats, burgers, cheeses, sandwiches or simply bread- it f'n rocks.
sweet yellow onions work best & if you add a zot of worchestire it'll add a bit of depth.
(dried thyme works too)
sweet yellow onions work best & if you add a zot of worchestire it'll add a bit of depth.
(dried thyme works too)
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
with all the leftovers, you may like this- it's silly easy, and when put on meats, burgers, cheeses, sandwiches or simply bread- it f'n rocks.
sweet yellow onions work best & if you add a zot of worchestire it'll add a bit of depth.
(dried thyme works too)
sweet yellow onions work best & if you add a zot of worchestire it'll add a bit of depth.
(dried thyme works too)
ok, they're really trying to get people back to malls...
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ok, they're really trying to get people back to malls...
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the third time you eat leftovers it’s a rightover
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the third time you eat leftovers it’s a rightover
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how it started: how it's going:
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
how it started: how it's going:
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
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Shock, adjust, repeat.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
G'mhrglmph...
Shock, adjust, repeat.
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Shock, adjust, repeat.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
Okay, doing a turkey don't work here for me. I don't like anything enough to eat for a month.
Han works, but still... OK, ribs & sweet potato fries.
That'll work.
Happy whatever you can find to be grateful for day.
Han works, but still... OK, ribs & sweet potato fries.
That'll work.
Happy whatever you can find to be grateful for day.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Okay, doing a turkey don't work here for me. I don't like anything enough to eat for a month.
Han works, but still... OK, ribs & sweet potato fries.
That'll work.
Happy whatever you can find to be grateful for day.
Han works, but still... OK, ribs & sweet potato fries.
That'll work.
Happy whatever you can find to be grateful for day.
Tonight's side dishes included sliced onion cream crusted fingerlings.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight's side dishes included sliced onion cream crusted fingerlings.
"wait- you got beat by Dallas?"
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"wait- you got beat by Dallas?"
raise your hand if the only entertainment you had on long drives as a kid was a Dramamine?
a baby is sitting in a car seat making a sad face .
ALT: a baby is sitting in a car seat making a sad face .
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November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
raise your hand if the only entertainment you had on long drives as a kid was a Dramamine?
this is the same crap they used to justify retooling & dropping tolerances & materials in the late 80's- it was called 'planned obsolescence' and was considered integral to the American economy.
it was Reagan's administration that ensured everything domestic you bought died within 5 years, then 3.
it was Reagan's administration that ensured everything domestic you bought died within 5 years, then 3.
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
this is the same crap they used to justify retooling & dropping tolerances & materials in the late 80's- it was called 'planned obsolescence' and was considered integral to the American economy.
it was Reagan's administration that ensured everything domestic you bought died within 5 years, then 3.
it was Reagan's administration that ensured everything domestic you bought died within 5 years, then 3.
"dad? what's the difference between a hamster and a guinea pig?"
"...I think there's more dark meat on a guinea pig"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
"...I think there's more dark meat on a guinea pig"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"dad? what's the difference between a hamster and a guinea pig?"
"...I think there's more dark meat on a guinea pig"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
"...I think there's more dark meat on a guinea pig"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!"
ok, fine... best I can hope for is Dallas getting another tie.
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ok, fine... best I can hope for is Dallas getting another tie.