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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost

@alacritysshadow.bsky.social

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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd. Dyslexic typochondriac. AD⚡HD 🤟 thee/thy/thou 6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf. Permanently seated at the kids table.

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Kate 🪷 @kateculliton.bsky.social · 2h

If you think
"No Kings" is a terrorist slogan, you need to read the fucking Declaration of Independence.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 9m

a gingerbread man from shrek is standing on a wooden floor .

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 11m

I need to apologize again, don't I?

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 14m

changes the perspective, don't it?

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 17m

that not a single boat hit had the fuel capacity to make it to US waters is inconsequential

🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 27m

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 30m

christ- with the exception of the incontinence, that's me most mornings.

🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 34m

rig it to a relay & servo, hook it up to a can of compressed air next time.

it'll be fun. really.

🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 35m

😂🤣😂

🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 39m

he looks like Roger stone with a normal head

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 58m

I plead guilty- my lifelong goal was to be a bad influence.

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 1h

not a new thing 🤣

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 1h

not anymore- Hegseth had them sent home in exchange for more butch-cut specimens 🤣

🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 1h

ok, so now it's MY fault I told your kid about the remote controlled fart machine he put in the couch and triggered it when your sister was sitting there with her ex-fiance?