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There is a new word for people who live in Sydney. It is tool
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@csandds.bsky.social bet it includes ‘Always in the frame: the Frank story.’
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Karoline Leavitt's brother says his only concern is for his son. The mother of his child can rot in hell.

I bet he wears a big shiny cross around his neck too.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:

“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”

That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@patrickstokes.com the secret is out
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When @csandds.bsky.social tries to nipple cripple me
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Wonder if today is the day to reveal @csandds.bsky.social is fictional. A Mr Hyde to my Dr Jekyll
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
@csandds.bsky.social is going to be awesome at parties
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.

The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).

www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey @realphilgold.bsky.social something for everyone here. Better get Frank on the blower:
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
www.news.com.au
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Civil War historian here only a fake MAGAt account based in Serbia would make this idiotic claim. In the hellsite leading MAGAt accounts have been found based outside the country and now Twitter has turned off its location function!
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Can’t wait for @realphilgold.bsky.social, @csandds.bsky.social and I to do our country record. Cs can’t play guitar so he’s doing spoons and washboard
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It’s the first song @csandds.bsky.social learned on guitar, ‘more than words,’ by Extreme
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@csandds.bsky.social and song guys he pays to be his mates
the Back to the Future reboot looks shithouse
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@csandds.bsky.social been marketing again
"Save 30% off select products site wide"

It's either one or the other, it can be select(ed) products, or site wide. Not both.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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392,000 followers on X.
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM