Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
· Jun 23
Eleven
It turns out that eleven is a very auspicious number.
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It has been exactly eleven years today since my computer tried to kill me.
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Check out the music cue in this holy shit. #DCOARadio www.instagram.com/reel/DRtvVOT...
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35K likes, 0 comments - dashcamownersaus on December 1, 2025: "Description: "Literally got out of the hospital 3 days earlier and almost got sent back." Location: Kelvin Rd, Maddington - WA Vehicle: Suzuki...
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December 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Check out the music cue in this holy shit. #DCOARadio www.instagram.com/reel/DRtvVOT...
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My new favourite genre of England pundit is the one that keeps repeating ‘this is not a strong Australian team’ in ever-increasing frustration. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
My new favourite genre of England pundit is the one that keeps repeating ‘this is not a strong Australian team’ in ever-increasing frustration. #Ashes 🏏
The essence of Bazball is to always learn the wrong lesson
LOL, McCullum thinks that they over prepared for this match. Was bowling short outside off with no deep third man your actual preparation? #Ashes
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The essence of Bazball is to always learn the wrong lesson
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Steve Smith takes the winning shot for 6 to make the final innings score 69. He understands the assignment.
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Steve Smith takes the winning shot for 6 to make the final innings score 69. He understands the assignment.
good to get dogshit reviews wasting more time because there are only 20 odd runs left
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
good to get dogshit reviews wasting more time because there are only 20 odd runs left
Have a think about how the universe must have a creator given “catches win matches” just happens to rhymes, can’t have been by chance
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Have a think about how the universe must have a creator given “catches win matches” just happens to rhymes, can’t have been by chance
what sins did we ever commit to have to listen to Stuart Broad commentating an Ashes series?
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
what sins did we ever commit to have to listen to Stuart Broad commentating an Ashes series?
Long may it continue
Stokes continues a wonderful tradition of the England captain being hit in the dick during an Ashes tour. #Ashes 🏏
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Long may it continue
This is gonna be like when the government shut downs the Ghostbusters and all the ghosts get released back into the city
“We’re broken and we’re being poached by ICE...
People are leaving in droves"
Corrections officers are jumping ship for more lucrative jobs at ICE, which offers $50,000 starting bonuses, tuition reimbursement & better pay than the prison system
✏️ by: @keribla.bsky.social
for @propublica.org
People are leaving in droves"
Corrections officers are jumping ship for more lucrative jobs at ICE, which offers $50,000 starting bonuses, tuition reimbursement & better pay than the prison system
✏️ by: @keribla.bsky.social
for @propublica.org
As Federal Prisons Run Low on Food and Toilet Paper, Corrections Officers Leave in Droves for ICE
Many of the problems the agency is facing now are not new, but staff and prisoners fear an exodus of officers could make life behind bars even worse.
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December 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
This is gonna be like when the government shut downs the Ghostbusters and all the ghosts get released back into the city
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Any industry where people will be emotionally invested in the work is liable to be exploitative in ways that don't really work for generic private sector companies that nobody cares about it. This also applies to prestigious companies that will look really good on your CV.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Any industry where people will be emotionally invested in the work is liable to be exploitative in ways that don't really work for generic private sector companies that nobody cares about it. This also applies to prestigious companies that will look really good on your CV.
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Australian Idol ad on channel 7 combines two of my least favourite things (Cat Empire’s ‘Hello Hello’, and Australian Idol)
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Australian Idol ad on channel 7 combines two of my least favourite things (Cat Empire’s ‘Hello Hello’, and Australian Idol)