Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
· Jun 23
Eleven
It turns out that eleven is a very auspicious number.
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It has been exactly eleven years today since my computer tried to kill me.
Incredible things are happening
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Incredible things are happening
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Dashcam Owners Australia did a "Ranger Danger" special, and given the reputation of these big ute drivers, it's just what you'd imagine.
Dash Cam Owners Australia - Ranger danger special
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December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Dashcam Owners Australia did a "Ranger Danger" special, and given the reputation of these big ute drivers, it's just what you'd imagine.
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Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
BREAKING: Clown moves to different Clown Show
#BREAKING 🚨 Barnaby Joyce has officially joined One Nation after weeks of speculation, giving the party representation in the House of Representatives
Joyce will not contest New England at the next election, instead leading One Nation’s NSW Senate ticket
Joyce will not contest New England at the next election, instead leading One Nation’s NSW Senate ticket
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
BREAKING: Clown moves to different Clown Show
Operation Southern Speer
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Operation Southern Speer
Metroid Prime 4 is an object lesson that nobody should speak in a Metroid game and that bumbling jar jar binks type characters should be verboten
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Metroid Prime 4 is an object lesson that nobody should speak in a Metroid game and that bumbling jar jar binks type characters should be verboten
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"Australia's best retail politician" hits the remainders bin.
Barnaby Joyce joins One Nation as sitting MP with promise of future Senate ticket
Barnaby Joyce joins One Nation as sitting MP with promise of future Senate ticket
Former Nationals leader and ex-deputy prime minister confirms long-awaited move on Monday
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Barnaby Joyce has confirmed his move to Pauline Hanson’s One Nation, completing his completing his defection from the Nationals.
Joyce and Hanson confirmed the widely anticipated news on Monday, less than a fortnight after Joyce officially quit the Nationals following a major breakdown in his relationship with the party he once led. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Australia's best retail politician" hits the remainders bin.
Despite all evidence to the contrary they still seem to think that we should be easy beats lol
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Despite all evidence to the contrary they still seem to think that we should be easy beats lol
absolutely cursed image
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
absolutely cursed image
my general feeling is that if you wake up at 5am every day you have not achieved success
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
my general feeling is that if you wake up at 5am every day you have not achieved success
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"I am Spartacus" but for sex pests
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"I am Spartacus" but for sex pests
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The happiest readers I know haven't built an identity around Proust. The happiest drinkers I know cannot distinguish a Burgundy from a Bordeaux. The enthusiast might not be as refined as the connoisseur. But they have a good deal more fun.
youtu.be/F1D6kPJMDe8
youtu.be/F1D6kPJMDe8
Why Becoming a Connoisseur Sucks
One of the great pleasures of my life is a bacon double cheeseburger. The simpler the better. Meat, cheese, a good pickle, a lug of ketchup and some sizzling...
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December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The happiest readers I know haven't built an identity around Proust. The happiest drinkers I know cannot distinguish a Burgundy from a Bordeaux. The enthusiast might not be as refined as the connoisseur. But they have a good deal more fun.
youtu.be/F1D6kPJMDe8
youtu.be/F1D6kPJMDe8
we almost made it to Day 5 of a Test match
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we almost made it to Day 5 of a Test match
just thinking about how Microsoft had two choices when naming their spreadsheet software and they didn’t choose “underperform”, wonder how that meeting actually went
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
just thinking about how Microsoft had two choices when naming their spreadsheet software and they didn’t choose “underperform”, wonder how that meeting actually went
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
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I spend all weekend off the internet and then the first thing I see is people say the Wii U had a better first year than the Switch.
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I spend all weekend off the internet and then the first thing I see is people say the Wii U had a better first year than the Switch.
this… this has to be a bit doesn’t it?
It's just insane that no pilot thought of this route before AI brilliantly came up with it!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this… this has to be a bit doesn’t it?
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There has never been a better time in all of human history to be extremely stupid.
It's just insane that no pilot thought of this route before AI brilliantly came up with it!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There has never been a better time in all of human history to be extremely stupid.
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
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The One Gentleman’s Bar Tab (OGBT) is a flexible accounting quantum. It’s any sum that, if you had to pay yourself, you’d say ooof that’s a lot of money, but just doesn’t matter to any decently large organisation. Annika Wells’s problem is an OGBT problem. Four grand come on.
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The One Gentleman’s Bar Tab (OGBT) is a flexible accounting quantum. It’s any sum that, if you had to pay yourself, you’d say ooof that’s a lot of money, but just doesn’t matter to any decently large organisation. Annika Wells’s problem is an OGBT problem. Four grand come on.
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New Welsh village just dropped
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
New Welsh village just dropped
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Check out the music cue in this holy shit. #DCOARadio www.instagram.com/reel/DRtvVOT...
Dash Cam Owners Australia (@dashcamownersaus) • Instagram reel
35K likes, 0 comments - dashcamownersaus on December 1, 2025: "Description: "Literally got out of the hospital 3 days earlier and almost got sent back." Location: Kelvin Rd, Maddington - WA Vehicle: Suzuki...
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December 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Check out the music cue in this holy shit. #DCOARadio www.instagram.com/reel/DRtvVOT...