Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
· Jun 23
Eleven
It turns out that eleven is a very auspicious number.
christopherowen.au
It has been exactly eleven years today since my computer tried to kill me.
It’s ok our state Labor government will continue to prop it up
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
It’s ok our state Labor government will continue to prop it up
“In space, no one can hear you scream”
I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
“In space, no one can hear you scream”
I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
Despite the age ban I am still surrounded by hyper cringe and angsty posting????
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Despite the age ban I am still surrounded by hyper cringe and angsty posting????
I did they age verification and it actually said I am too old 😔
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I did they age verification and it actually said I am too old 😔
I told the kids they could have one Pez before dinner and they interpreted this as one whole dispenser
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I told the kids they could have one Pez before dinner and they interpreted this as one whole dispenser
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For the uninitiated. One of the things our world lacks is consequences for mouthing off, and very briefly Piers Morgan discovered you can’t bullshit or front your way out of a fast bowled over
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx...
Piers shown no mercy from Lee
YouTube video by cricket.com.au
m.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
For the uninitiated. One of the things our world lacks is consequences for mouthing off, and very briefly Piers Morgan discovered you can’t bullshit or front your way out of a fast bowled over
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx...
It’s pretty easy to pass the pub test (10 schooners of Tooheys Old)
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It’s pretty easy to pass the pub test (10 schooners of Tooheys Old)
Reposted by Christopher Owen
Brett Lee, Premature Anti-Fascist
*Looks at screen, looks at coffee, wonders if I have some high-grade opium stashed somewhere in the house
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Brett Lee, Premature Anti-Fascist
Heat pump? No thank you I’m too old to be doing that anymore
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Heat pump? No thank you I’m too old to be doing that anymore
Reposted by Christopher Owen
Americanophobia!!!
Lmao apparently some seppo doesn't like my use of the word cunt, their ignorance is embarassing
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Americanophobia!!!
Age verification that measures how many growth rings you have
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Age verification that measures how many growth rings you have
i have just eaten something reminiscent of a White Wings Space Food Stick
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i have just eaten something reminiscent of a White Wings Space Food Stick
Reposted by Christopher Owen
🚨Antisemitism Envoy has misled the Senate over her response to last month's neo-Nazi rally.
Segal says she denounced it to the media that "did contact my office".
That is false.
We have the receipts...
theklaxon.com.au/xoqo
Segal says she denounced it to the media that "did contact my office".
That is false.
We have the receipts...
theklaxon.com.au/xoqo
Jillian Segal misleads Senate over neo-Nazis - The Klaxon
Antisemitism Envoy Jillian Segal has given misleading evidence to the Senate over her response to last month's neo-Nazi rally.
theklaxon.com.au
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
🚨Antisemitism Envoy has misled the Senate over her response to last month's neo-Nazi rally.
Segal says she denounced it to the media that "did contact my office".
That is false.
We have the receipts...
theklaxon.com.au/xoqo
Segal says she denounced it to the media that "did contact my office".
That is false.
We have the receipts...
theklaxon.com.au/xoqo
average mastodon experience
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
average mastodon experience
I also believe that anyone under 16 should have to receive a mandatory and state administered kick up the ass every year at an approved Minor Ass Kicking centre
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I also believe that anyone under 16 should have to receive a mandatory and state administered kick up the ass every year at an approved Minor Ass Kicking centre
Oh he’s talking out of his arse? That sounds like a useful talent
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oh he’s talking out of his arse? That sounds like a useful talent
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This will always and forever be the most on point and prescient thing that Fukuyama ever wrote.
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This will always and forever be the most on point and prescient thing that Fukuyama ever wrote.
ah thanks albo, very helpful
📢 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is encouraging children to catch up face-to-face ahead of the under-16s social media ban.
PM Albanese delivers message to kids ahead of social media ban
www.smh.com.au
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
ah thanks albo, very helpful
is this why my Paramount Plus subscription is going up in price?
Paramount launches a hostile $108 billion bid to snatch Warner from Netflix
It’s not over yet.
www.theverge.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
is this why my Paramount Plus subscription is going up in price?
Shoo-in is a stupid word, get rid of it
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Shoo-in is a stupid word, get rid of it
England are shoo-ins now, unbackable odds
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
England are shoo-ins now, unbackable odds
