Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
· Dec 9
“In space, no one can hear you scream”
I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
I mean in hindsight this is actually a good promotion for space
the one place these mofos should be wearing hi-vis and yet
January 27, 2026 at 11:54 AM
the one place these mofos should be wearing hi-vis and yet
Meet hot Tories in your area
January 27, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Meet hot Tories in your area
These mad bastards so fed up with meeting software they gonna go do flowcharts instead
France announced today it’s phasing out Teams, Zoom, etc. to be replaced with a French/European solution called Visio. The data is hosted on Outscale. Transcripts and subtitles are also handled by French providers. The target is set on 2027 for government agencies.
January 27, 2026 at 11:38 AM
These mad bastards so fed up with meeting software they gonna go do flowcharts instead
nobody ever pops an ass in a cap now do they, something to think about
January 27, 2026 at 8:43 AM
nobody ever pops an ass in a cap now do they, something to think about
can’t even post Tony Greig in his undies without getting slapped with an Adult Content warning on this accursed website
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 AM
can’t even post Tony Greig in his undies without getting slapped with an Adult Content warning on this accursed website
ah this must be because AI is now doing a lot of the work. Right? Anyone? Right??
January 27, 2026 at 7:46 AM
ah this must be because AI is now doing a lot of the work. Right? Anyone? Right??
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Catching up with the #Coldest100 and this is certainly one of the highlights of far.
COLDEST 100: 2026 EDITION
91. The Compass Is True Corporate Team Building Song (2014)
Woodside Energy
#coldest100 #hottest100
youtu.be/oEjbEItZSrw
91. The Compass Is True Corporate Team Building Song (2014)
Woodside Energy
#coldest100 #hottest100
youtu.be/oEjbEItZSrw
91 COLDEST 100 | Woodside Energy | The Compass Is True (2014)
YouTube video by Oz Kitsch
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Catching up with the #Coldest100 and this is certainly one of the highlights of far.
Which idiots aren’t calling it a crICEis
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Which idiots aren’t calling it a crICEis
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It struck me that if one wanted to try modern Australian food, you would have a starter of Australian takeaway sushi and a main course of suburban Australian Thai food.
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 AM
It struck me that if one wanted to try modern Australian food, you would have a starter of Australian takeaway sushi and a main course of suburban Australian Thai food.
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We often get asked whether there are any big names playing in Icelandic domestic cricket. Absolutely, take Wijesundara Rajapaksha Wasala Mudiyanselage Prabhath Kelum Bandara Weerasooriya. That's undoubtedly a huge name.
January 27, 2026 at 7:33 AM
We often get asked whether there are any big names playing in Icelandic domestic cricket. Absolutely, take Wijesundara Rajapaksha Wasala Mudiyanselage Prabhath Kelum Bandara Weerasooriya. That's undoubtedly a huge name.
The Hoodoo Gurus just out there alienating the racist market, not serious business people
January 27, 2026 at 7:24 AM
The Hoodoo Gurus just out there alienating the racist market, not serious business people
I have reposted the cursed lawyers account, and for that I apologise
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I have reposted the cursed lawyers account, and for that I apologise
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Put the Hoodoo Gurus on the flag and we'll salute that
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Put the Hoodoo Gurus on the flag and we'll salute that
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Mar-a-Lago to be born?
Slouches towards Mar-a-Lago to be born?
January 27, 2026 at 7:15 AM
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Mar-a-Lago to be born?
Slouches towards Mar-a-Lago to be born?
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There is a word for people who say ‘I’ve always been a Labor voter but now I’m voting One Nation’ and that word is liar
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 AM
There is a word for people who say ‘I’ve always been a Labor voter but now I’m voting One Nation’ and that word is liar
Good evening
Beg For You (feat. Rina Sawayama) by Charli xcx on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:48
music.apple.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Good evening
not to scare you at all but Brat was released in 2024
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 AM
not to scare you at all but Brat was released in 2024
impossible to tell which was more objectionable
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 AM
impossible to tell which was more objectionable
there only needs to be one beer
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 AM
there only needs to be one beer
Elon Musk smells like ox musk, it’s in his name
January 27, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Elon Musk smells like ox musk, it’s in his name
queensland is singlehandedly responsible for all of the worst beer in the country, someone should look into this
January 27, 2026 at 4:19 AM
queensland is singlehandedly responsible for all of the worst beer in the country, someone should look into this
oh that question was rhetorical was it? Well, so was my answer
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
oh that question was rhetorical was it? Well, so was my answer