Christopher Owen
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Christopher Owen
@oysta.au
I wail a lot about computers and the Newcastle Knights. I also now wail about the SF Giants. Sometimes I post about chicken and gaming. You may use software that I’ve written, sorry. Currently helping humans explore space.

🇦🇺 Sydney
🕸️ https://oysta.au/
When the selection bias hits hard
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I don’t believe this is the best way tbh
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Go fuck yourself Teddy
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
the only thing men want to see
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
wow, stunning. did not expect this result at the start of the day
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Let’s fucken goooo 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
And that caveat? We are never going to get those subs.
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
checking in on umpire Sharfuddoula’s first class career stats
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Schrödinger’s cumball #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
thanks for that clarkey
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Horrific
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
LinkedIn has done the most LinkedIn thing possible and named their “Log In” button “Resume your journey”
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Not creepy at all
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Insane geopolitical scenarios, what a time to be alive
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Makuthink
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
soon you will be able to chat with a LLM simulacrum of your poo
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i’ve always thought Jack Hetherington has the potential to be elite apart from the obvious, so maybe Melbourne, who have a strong history of doing this, agrees with me somehow
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
wake up babe, new way to feel old just dropped
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
my 2026 list
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
heaven forbid parents might make some decisions for their children!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
it’s great that i pay a big demand tariff every month and in return get this fantastically stable and nominally 230V phase
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
NARRATOR: he won’t
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
what a load of fucking horseshit
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
fuck he isn’t even going to get his bond back, treated like the average tenant now
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
lock em all up
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM