Snarky Platypus
@snarkyplatypus.com
A platypus of many talents, he/him, 🏳️🌈 🇨🇳🇮🇩🇦🇺 (is that enough flags), politics, food, pop music and women’s basketball.
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Snarky Platypus
@snarkyplatypus.com
· Dec 10
Love this pic I took in 2016 (I found it through Twitter search believe it or not )
Seriously, you anxious white fuckers need to deal with your own shit properly otherwise you will self-sabotage in the worst way and drag the rest of us down with you.
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Seriously, you anxious white fuckers need to deal with your own shit properly otherwise you will self-sabotage in the worst way and drag the rest of us down with you.
White people in Australia are so exhausting. Most of them have no idea about the context they exist in. We just have to work around them, because we literally have no other option.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
White people in Australia are so exhausting. Most of them have no idea about the context they exist in. We just have to work around them, because we literally have no other option.
Australia does not revolve around your sookage.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Australia does not revolve around your sookage.
Chris Zou had those nostril shots
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Chris Zou had those nostril shots
One more wine and then home because I have work tomorrow and have to wrangle people in my agency into compliance (pretend this post never happened)
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
One more wine and then home because I have work tomorrow and have to wrangle people in my agency into compliance (pretend this post never happened)
Reposted by Snarky Platypus
NEW PODCAST: “Sunday Single: Jesse Saunders: On & On” anotheruntitledmusicpodcast.com/sunday-singl...
Yes, it’s a project from “Another Untitled Music Podcast”! Look for it in your podcast app.
Yes, it’s a project from “Another Untitled Music Podcast”! Look for it in your podcast app.
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
NEW PODCAST: “Sunday Single: Jesse Saunders: On & On” anotheruntitledmusicpodcast.com/sunday-singl...
Yes, it’s a project from “Another Untitled Music Podcast”! Look for it in your podcast app.
Yes, it’s a project from “Another Untitled Music Podcast”! Look for it in your podcast app.
All those white people who think One Nation control Australian politics now are going to be very disappointed.
#Newspoll 58-42 to ALP (yep)
ALP 36 L-NP 24 Green 13 ON 15 IND/other 12
Albanese net 0 (haha) (47-47)
Ley net -29 (26-55)
Better PM (favours incumbents) Albanese leads 54-27.
ALP 36 L-NP 24 Green 13 ON 15 IND/other 12
Albanese net 0 (haha) (47-47)
Ley net -29 (26-55)
Better PM (favours incumbents) Albanese leads 54-27.
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
All those white people who think One Nation control Australian politics now are going to be very disappointed.
This happened last night and I am still impressed by what happened today.
I have never been chased down by restaurant staff to eat a course of dumplings I had apparently forgotten I had ordered but there you go.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This happened last night and I am still impressed by what happened today.
Trying not to judge and failing the middle aged Anglo male with a tattoo of Crux (the Southern Cross) on his calf muscle.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Trying not to judge and failing the middle aged Anglo male with a tattoo of Crux (the Southern Cross) on his calf muscle.
Turmeric is certainly acceptable in some contexts (I love my nasi kuning). But as a tea? No.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Turmeric is certainly acceptable in some contexts (I love my nasi kuning). But as a tea? No.
Me: I should try some of the other restaurants on Oxford Street sometime.
Me, ten minutes later: Hungry now. DonDon now.
Me, ten minutes later: Hungry now. DonDon now.
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me: I should try some of the other restaurants on Oxford Street sometime.
Me, ten minutes later: Hungry now. DonDon now.
Me, ten minutes later: Hungry now. DonDon now.
I am at Don Don again
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I am at Don Don again
🤦🏻♂️
For most of our Federation's history, the two-party system has been an efficient organiser of the population. That has all changed.
Australians have made the Senate the government's worst nightmare
For most of our Federation's history, the two-party system has been an efficient organiser of the population. That has all changed.
www.abc.net.au
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
🤦🏻♂️
Increasingly understanding that climate scientists have no idea about how politics work (not a SEKRIT, but worth reiterating)
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Increasingly understanding that climate scientists have no idea about how politics work (not a SEKRIT, but worth reiterating)
I just need to last here for 35 minutes more until DonDon opens.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I just need to last here for 35 minutes more until DonDon opens.
1) yes
2) Americans have disgustingly poor diction.
2) Americans have disgustingly poor diction.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
1) yes
2) Americans have disgustingly poor diction.
2) Americans have disgustingly poor diction.
Absconding to the United States, let’s be clear about this. Possibly Argentina but that too would be related to the United States.
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Absconding to the United States, let’s be clear about this. Possibly Argentina but that too would be related to the United States.
I understand why mimosas exist, but also, no.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I understand why mimosas exist, but also, no.
Whatever the bottom right one is.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Whatever the bottom right one is.
I feel I need to give lessons to weekend train users on how to use trains well. For example, stand to the left and right of doors to allow people to disembark from the train. Do not stand directly in front of the door (how is this helpful?!)
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I feel I need to give lessons to weekend train users on how to use trains well. For example, stand to the left and right of doors to allow people to disembark from the train. Do not stand directly in front of the door (how is this helpful?!)
I perfectly understand why people like Joe Hockey’s family anglicise their family names but I also wonder at what this does to their perceptions of their cultural identities. Also only people of certain backgrounds can do this - nobody is going to be convinced if I changed my surname to ‘Smith’ lol
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I perfectly understand why people like Joe Hockey’s family anglicise their family names but I also wonder at what this does to their perceptions of their cultural identities. Also only people of certain backgrounds can do this - nobody is going to be convinced if I changed my surname to ‘Smith’ lol
Reading between the lines, I think pandering too much to the GenX and Millennial fanbase would be a mistake. But tbh I moved on from this series a while back.
Chloé Zhao gives major update into new Buffy the Vampire Slayer series
Filmmaker clears up confusion over new series and calls meeting Sarah Michelle Gellar ‘one of the most stressful moments of my life’
www.independent.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reading between the lines, I think pandering too much to the GenX and Millennial fanbase would be a mistake. But tbh I moved on from this series a while back.
lol this job was suggested to me by Seek (it’s at TikTok)
Policy Specialist, High Harm - USDS Job in Sydney NSW - SEEK
The USDS Policy Implementation team takes the established rules (Community Guidelines) and makes sure they are applied effectively and accurately...
www.seek.com.au
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
lol this job was suggested to me by Seek (it’s at TikTok)
Reminded that one of the most unrealistic things about Buffy the Vampire Slayer is that the cast didn’t have a single Asian character despite being ostensibly in Southern California and the main characters allegedly being mostly nerds (Willow and/or Xander should have been Asian, at least)
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Reminded that one of the most unrealistic things about Buffy the Vampire Slayer is that the cast didn’t have a single Asian character despite being ostensibly in Southern California and the main characters allegedly being mostly nerds (Willow and/or Xander should have been Asian, at least)