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Snarky Platypus

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A platypus of many talents, he/him, 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇳🇮🇩🇦🇺 (is that enough flags), politics, food, pop music and women’s basketball.

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · Dec 10

Love this pic I took in 2016 (I found it through Twitter search believe it or not )

Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · Dec 10

Found it!

Kookaburra in front of Sydney Harbour in 2016

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 2m

It would have been really cool if the Sydney Flames could have signed her. I reckon they would have sold out all their home games with Chinese fans in Sydney coming to support her.

Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 10m

I see it’s finally been officially announced that PRC basketball star Han Xu will be playing for the Perth Lynx in the 2025-26 #wnbl season. She is one of the tallest women’s basketball athletes in the world but has great shooting touch.

Han Xu towers into Lynx line up

Perth Lynx have landed a huge marquee signing on the eve of the 2025-26 Women’s National Basketball League (WNBL) season, with the addition of Chinese basketball superstar, Han Xu, to complete their r...

perthlynx.wnbl.com.au

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 3h

That was a very subpar meal but strangely I feel more human again after it

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 3h

$17.50 for a large meal now? Dear lord.

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 4h

Think today might be the day for my yearly Maccas meal.

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 4h

That was an interesting morning at the office.

Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 4h

The article is from the Onion. It’s not serious.

Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 6h

Oh well *adds to the list*

Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 6h

Enjoyable sex is something to experience and not write shitty words about IMO.

Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 8h

Taylor Swift’s fiancée. She wrote a song about his cock on her just released latest album.

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 8h

This is seriously the best picture of Travis I have seen.

The Onion @theonion.com · 14h

Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album

LEAWOOD, KS—Seeing his fiancée in a whole new light, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was reportedly getting cold feet Monday after listening to Taylor Swift’s The Life Of A Showgirl. “It’s k...

theonion.com

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 8h

Crossing a bridge

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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 8h

He is more competent than Jo Haylen but I seriously cannot remember his name atm.

Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 8h

Currently listening to (definitely a Monday morning mood):

Kelly Clarkson - Never Again (Official Video)

YouTube video by kellyclarksonVEVO

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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 8h

Congrats to the enthusiasts who were at Lithgow for the first Mariyung D-Set to the city at 0624 AEDT. Mockery to the transport minister and other politicians who only joined the train at Springwood rather than actually launch the service.