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dudes rock
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I read this article every time I see it.
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates

www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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About to see some generationally funny discount mansions on Zillow in ~ 10 years
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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"strong floor no ceiling" describes a pit
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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driving at night now and looking in any of your mirrors
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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“No. Shittier.” -Vince Guaraldi directing the children’s choir for A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 2, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Ass pillow
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sound on
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Roiling is never not followed by markets
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When the guy next to me takes off his shoes on the flight
"Commando" (1985)
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM