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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 4h

i have it on good authority that even now woke pogroms are sweeping through nyc: children are having their genders reassigned, non halal restaurants being burned to the ground, anti-racist baby is now required reading at all city universities

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 5h

Elon waited to jump in until it was too late hopefully he brings his considerable charisma and influence to bear in next years midterms

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 5h

Bill Ackman going into his gooner cave and watching October 7 videos for the next week

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 5h

ok but it’s also funny the Virginia AG who got caught texting his buddy fantasizing about killing republicans won lol take note dnc

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 5h

Permission to lib out?

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 6h

Just poured myself a double I gotta catch up

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 6h

Zero!

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 6h

andrew Cuomo had died he choked on a meatball and fucking died

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 6h

the mayor of nyc is basically like wicker man but for a city of 8.5 million people all projecting their insanity onto one person but even so I have some hope for Mamdani

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 10h

Aloof Wife Guy

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 10h

he’s a hilarious human being maybe one of the funniest to ever do it but also a complete fucking loser asshole fuck mayor

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 10h

last call you rat go back to Jersey city bitch

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 10h

Friend lives in bed stuy and just spotted Eric Adams walking to the polls lol

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 10h

Friend lives in bed stuy and just spotted Eric Adams walking to the polls lol

🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 13h

Please peep the Debra messing IG for a nice amuse bouche before tonight’s main course

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 13h

good advice!

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 17h

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 16h

can’t wait to have between 2 and 15 drinks and watch the little people on my phone absolutely lose their minds tonight

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 20h

RIP dick Cheney

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 1d

sealing my servants inside my tomb if Mamdani wins

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think certain people should be allowed to vote (tech bros)

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 1d

I dont really feel like I can make any impact whatsoever on the huge problems of the world (Gaza, America going down the tubes, environmental collapse etc) but sometime around covid I just started giving money to anyone asking on the subway or the street & it made me feel a little better

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 2d

good sky tonight

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 2d

pee wee league baseball game got chippy and coaches got into a heated argument which almost came to blows when one of the opposing team player’s grandmothers got involved parents benches cleared and separated the two sides truly the beautiful game

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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 2d

me: what are you drawing ?

him: a boy named jack pooping in a urinal

me: great

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