Emily Reinhardt
@emilyanner.bsky.social
Currently something, was formerly something, former hack, player, hater, hat-maker (does not actually make hats)
An Atlantic Story that says the left needs to ignore racism?
a man is sitting in a car with a group of women and says `` that 's bait . ''
ALT: a man is sitting in a car with a group of women and says `` that 's bait . ''
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
An Atlantic Story that says the left needs to ignore racism?
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Oh my god, it actually happened...
Austin Dirks was on a solo hike in Arches National Park when he got stuck in quicksand. Emergency responders rescued him after he sent an SOS message using a satellite device. nyti.ms/4pv6Htn
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh my god, it actually happened...
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government by school shooters, for school shooters
“…And yet there are Republican lawmakers who eagerly facilitate the disinheritance of their own children.”
That right there is some dark, disturbing shit.
That right there is some dark, disturbing shit.
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
government by school shooters, for school shooters
Stopped clock right twice.
Breaking news: President Trump is expected to push the government to significantly ease federal marijuana restrictions, treating the plant and its derivatives like common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
wapo.st
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stopped clock right twice.
Trump would prefer the Chinese system. (And so would many Americans, if we're being honest with ourselves.)
Trump: "We have to be unified. China is unified because they have one vote -- that's President Xi. He says 'do it' and that's the end of that. We have a different system."
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Trump would prefer the Chinese system. (And so would many Americans, if we're being honest with ourselves.)
Antifa is headquarters in the hearts of all decent men and women, and on the body of Woody Guthrie's guitar.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Antifa is headquarters in the hearts of all decent men and women, and on the body of Woody Guthrie's guitar.
Also... he's replacing John Dickerson, who was also a white guy with... a strongish jaw? (I don't know my jaws.)
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Also... he's replacing John Dickerson, who was also a white guy with... a strongish jaw? (I don't know my jaws.)
Not just Trump; this is the line from Bill Buckley to today in terms of conservative beliefs. They truly do believe that having money is a sign of goodness, that people who have money are the natural betters of others. Hierarchy-brained fools.
Once again we see the Trump ethos that says simply being rich makes you “the best.”
You don’t need to have earned that money yourself or even done anything ethical to get it; if you’ve got cash in your bank account, that’s good enough for him to trust you and think you’re special.
You don’t need to have earned that money yourself or even done anything ethical to get it; if you’ve got cash in your bank account, that’s good enough for him to trust you and think you’re special.
Lutnick: "We should be bringing in the best and brightest, and that's what Donald Trump is changing about our immigration system. Let's expedite the best and brightest who are gonna give a million dollars to the US to prove they're at the top of the list."
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Not just Trump; this is the line from Bill Buckley to today in terms of conservative beliefs. They truly do believe that having money is a sign of goodness, that people who have money are the natural betters of others. Hierarchy-brained fools.
So good things did come out of Kirk's death.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So good things did come out of Kirk's death.
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Sun Tzu: please bring enough food for your army, no you will not be able to live off the land don’t even try
Corporate dummies: this totally applies to me
Corporate dummies: this totally applies to me
Cursed thought but: because of Gender and a fundamental affinity of intended audience, the Art of War has become a corporate world classic despite it basically just amounting to a desperate plea for aristocrat failsons to please at least learn the basics before they ruin the whole state. Whereas...
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sun Tzu: please bring enough food for your army, no you will not be able to live off the land don’t even try
Corporate dummies: this totally applies to me
Corporate dummies: this totally applies to me
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.
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There does not exist a hot dog suit big enough nor a face eating leopard ferocious enough to serve as an adequate metaphor for Chris Rufo complaining about right wing media becoming conspiracy addled click bait
Chris Rufo literally was a core figure in boosting a lie that Haitian immigrants in an Ohio town ate pets. He offered a bounty for “information” after the lie was repeatedly debunked.
Spare us the navel-gazing nonsense.
Spare us the navel-gazing nonsense.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
There does not exist a hot dog suit big enough nor a face eating leopard ferocious enough to serve as an adequate metaphor for Chris Rufo complaining about right wing media becoming conspiracy addled click bait
They should take Bezos and Musk with them.
“.. Skeptics believe the technical risks are being underestimated and say space-based data centers won’t be competitive on cost, especially if power and other constraints ease on the ground.”
@wsj.com
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@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/tech/bezos-a...
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
They should take Bezos and Musk with them.
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Fifty different problems in the world just locked into one big uniform piece like a Rubik's cube in my head.
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fifty different problems in the world just locked into one big uniform piece like a Rubik's cube in my head.
Imagine the peace all of us would feel if this man would just go to therapy.
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Imagine the peace all of us would feel if this man would just go to therapy.
Slaps the "B" option so hard the button breaks, catches fire, explodes.
WHICH MESSAGE WILL RESONATE WITH DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY VOTERS?
"Better angels of our nature"
OR
"Behold, the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger... I will punish the wicked for their iniquity; I will put an end to the pomp of the arrogant, and lay low the pomp of the ruthless."
"Better angels of our nature"
OR
"Behold, the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger... I will punish the wicked for their iniquity; I will put an end to the pomp of the arrogant, and lay low the pomp of the ruthless."
Once again, for 2028 I'm a single issue voter and that issue is post-Trump lustration. GTFO with "better angels of our nature" for once.
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Slaps the "B" option so hard the button breaks, catches fire, explodes.
You don't have to hand it to Piers Morgan, but...
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You don't have to hand it to Piers Morgan, but...
like a pantyhose full of ham
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
like a pantyhose full of ham
But the car dealer in the burbs of Philly is so bored. His wife is so bored. The kids don't call enough, and they use pronouns and eat weird food. So we should end democracy.
Winning the Cold War only to blow yourself up for no reason 30 years later is such a good bit
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
But the car dealer in the burbs of Philly is so bored. His wife is so bored. The kids don't call enough, and they use pronouns and eat weird food. So we should end democracy.
No lies spoken by Stancil here. The obsession with college campuses by the media has always been strange, a cranky old man/woman beat that overstated the importance of college kids, professors, and, well, college.
It was transparent what was happening. Just not to you.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
No lies spoken by Stancil here. The obsession with college campuses by the media has always been strange, a cranky old man/woman beat that overstated the importance of college kids, professors, and, well, college.
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An excitable boy, they all said.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
An excitable boy, they all said.