Kristina R. Mosley
@elstupacabra.bsky.social
Mama. Wife. Writer. Bigfoot enthusiast. Stay-at-home gargoyle. Got to say "cock" on national television. Lady human to Oreo, Duchess, and Basil. Leftist. She/her.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting
November 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting
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Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
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skin to skin except it's me and my heated blanket
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
skin to skin except it's me and my heated blanket
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opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
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We came home from a long road trip to find that my brother put up Christmas decorations in our yard. Wishing you a joyful and meaningful Leon 🙏🏻✨
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We came home from a long road trip to find that my brother put up Christmas decorations in our yard. Wishing you a joyful and meaningful Leon 🙏🏻✨
I fully believe that if ANDOR were, say, a WWII resistance drama, it would've swept the Emmys.
"I think episode 8 of ANDOR season 2 is the most important episode of television this year, and probably for many years to come...It’s a crime that Genevieve O'Reilly was not acknowledged with awards.”
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I fully believe that if ANDOR were, say, a WWII resistance drama, it would've swept the Emmys.
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Anyone know of a glue appropriate for a wooden toy that's liable to end up in a toddler's mouth?
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Anyone know of a glue appropriate for a wooden toy that's liable to end up in a toddler's mouth?
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the results are in for all of bluesky
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the results are in for all of bluesky
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
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@llbroadwell.bsky.social the cord that brought us together as friends. For this, I cannot completely hate it anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@llbroadwell.bsky.social the cord that brought us together as friends. For this, I cannot completely hate it anymore.
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bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?
Local hospital posted about a toy drive for employees who "needed extra help," and all I saw was, "We don't pay our employees enough to afford presents for their own children."
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Local hospital posted about a toy drive for employees who "needed extra help," and all I saw was, "We don't pay our employees enough to afford presents for their own children."
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
This was me and Duchess. I think that's why we got along so well.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This was me and Duchess. I think that's why we got along so well.
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Can't believe it's already that time again: TOILET WRAPPED 2025!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Can't believe it's already that time again: TOILET WRAPPED 2025!!
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
JOHN FOGERTY DID A CHRISTMAS SONG WITH THE ORIGINAL WIGGLES
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
JOHN FOGERTY DID A CHRISTMAS SONG WITH THE ORIGINAL WIGGLES
Parenting is about distraction
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Parenting is about distraction
Lil Dude gave me this hat. Then, he gestured for his rocking horse, but he never rode it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lil Dude gave me this hat. Then, he gestured for his rocking horse, but he never rode it.
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Charlestown, Virginia Dec 2, 1859
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Charlestown, Virginia Dec 2, 1859
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.
I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.
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One of the things I like about cooking Mexican food is that the journey for a lot of dishes can go from “absolute beginner” to “getting incredibly fancy with that shit” and every step along the way tastes pretty damn good
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
One of the things I like about cooking Mexican food is that the journey for a lot of dishes can go from “absolute beginner” to “getting incredibly fancy with that shit” and every step along the way tastes pretty damn good