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Ed Fortune
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Journalist/Columnist for Starburst Magazine, print & online.

Popculture media type, covering books, games,TV, films,theatre & tech.

Podcaster, D&D person, that sort of thing.

He/Him. Edinburgh.
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Look. The important thing is that we can all laugh at Tottenham.
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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I like to think I'd be good on The Traitors but if I was selected I would fuck it up before the blindfold came off. Claudia would squeeze me on the shoulder, I would immediately scream "I'M A TRAITOR I'M SORRY" and throw up right on the round table as a moody version of "Oops I Did It Again" plays
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
They are doing what? Oh no!
Why yes, those are my monkeys. And that is my circus. Why do you ask?
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Rowling: what? no!
Rowling: jessuss chrisst what are you even talking about
Romero: am i the only one around here who reads theory?
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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this guy throws on cantina band (dance club remix bass booted) at the dance floor at your wedding wyd
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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I *think* this is what @benstewart.bsky.social has been trying to tell us for 25 years.
I need people to understand that Mothra and Godzilla are married
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Daily bunny no.3192 is tampering with the past
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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A long, good thread about selling zines vs larger books, and what that means.
Saw an interesting post freaking out about the upcoming Royal Mail changes. They’re an inconvenience, and imho not worth getting super upset about. Save your energy. But! It made me think and uh oh here’s a thread 🧵
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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The Meanies have successfully captured the leader of Pepperland. Bonkers have successfully made several kinetic strikes with giant apples and the three-headed dog followed by the sentient piano has suppressed the local musicians who fought back
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Are you looking ahead for submission opportunities? We have THREE this Spring 🦝

February - New Writers, Preloved Words
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March - Microfiction for the Mini Bin
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April - Prompted Flash Challenge
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#submissions
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Oooh, The BBC's The Traitors now has a 'Secret Traitor'.

They could expand that with different, claimable, ambiguous assigned roles with special abilities. Instantly slay a demon, sorry, traitor, or can ask a single yes/no question.

To keep it simple, we could call the contestants Townsfolk...
January 2, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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*excellent* joke
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
ONWARDS!
If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Proof that Stranger Things isn't very D&D - no one brings 30ft of rope to every encounter...
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Other Al endorses this message!
As someone else pointed out here, it's a decade since the Feig Ghostbusters, and it's time to say it's actually good, but I'd like to go one further and say that all of the Ghostbusters films are at least decent, though they all have their problems. This has been Al's Tepid Film Takes '26
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Happy New Year!
We hope you have a brilliant 2026 and we cannot wait to see you in April!
January 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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If you have never watched The Big Knights, drop everything and go to YouTube to correct this oversight.
Have just discovered that the whole run of The Big Knights is on YouTube, and seriously, I watched this exactly once, years ago, and haven't forgotten it since.

"Sir Boris - the finest swordsman in the world. And Sir Maurice - not the finest swordsman in the world, but the MOST ENTHUSIASTIC!"
The Big Knights Official: The Troll Bridge
YouTube video by The Big Knights
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cancelling the Sky Diving plans due to weather...
You’ve got six hours left Ed.
I’ll be watching the skies.
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December 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Now we all know about The Death Note, a supernatural black notebook that can end anyone's life in seconds if their name is written in it, and also curses the user.

May I present The Shit List, a mysterious brown notebook that can make anyone shit themselves if their name is written in it.
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why yes, those are my monkeys. And that is my circus. Why do you ask?
December 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM