Dave Dustin
@dustin.nz
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Semi competent Principal Engineer based in Palmerston North, New Zealand. Formerly a Microsoft SQL Server MVP but still a big fan of Azure. Primarily working with AWS these day.
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6'3" becomes 3'6".

OH NO!
Duck Fat. SOOOO GOOD.

Pan fried some duck breasts for dinner, and while they were resting I rolled some of the potato pom-poms I had been baking through the left over fond/oil in the pan.

If it weren't so expensive, I'd use it more often.
My own fault for opting in, but now on Windows 11 25H2 AND IT FUCKING KEEPS RESETTING TO LIGHT MODE.

I switch to Dark mode, and less than 10 seconds later, HAHAHHA FUCK YOU.
Still haven't watched Serenity.
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It's really hard for me to see the Right Wing of politics as anything other than self over community. "Me", not "we" politics.
Doing the big shop for the fortnight and noticed the range of options for bog rolls is getting broader.

The new ones I hadn't seen before were 4ply, 3 ply with coconut oil, triple length, extra wide, shea butter?!?!?!!!?

What is your regular roll?

Single Ply?
2/3 ply?
Long rolls?
Bidet?
I also have this problem with TV shows. I've got more than a dozen where I have one or two episodes to go before finish.
But I don't wanna, because if I do, then that's it; there is no more.
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Want to block every White House-run garbage account at once with three taps? Open this link, subscribe, block. Then enjoy your weekend
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Much like us over in NZ.
A dead sea-snake washing up on a beach is BREAKING news.
Technically, Tassie is part of Australia, so it is eligible for _ALL_ the venomous and many of the poisonous things that exist.
😜
I got a new cordless line trimmer today. Life changer.

Variable speed depending how hard you pull the trigger; let's you subtly adapt to whatever you are trying to destroy.
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Bluesky feed is like

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cute kitty!
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Your 50s are a continuation, but with more back & joint problems.

So when you try to stand up after being on the bog for an hour because your body now suddenly rejects garlic, you develop a hernia.
Fuck you Windows. I put you down for 5 minutes and you pull this bullshit
Imagine a hot wings challenge held there.
If you see this, post a chef
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From the Larchives: Rocky Balboa Horror Picture Show.
I found a cool stick
How did you get a photo of @katie.bzky.team's office?
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Your arm belongs on the armrest your left and never to the right unless there is no seat to the right or no one seated in the seat to the right
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
Christmas cake takes months to mature.

Every year we say "We'll do it in September" and miss. Worst was middle of November, and it was rubbish.
Good luck with the art trail this weekend.