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Father and Daddy
Cassandra Complex on Tilt
You are NOT ready
Pinned
LoL...it doesn't take much provocation for me to block you nerds. But, yeah. Keep yapping.
You haven't truly lived unless you've been gathered up by a sista. 😄😄😄
Black Panther: I’ve tried, I just can’t control her😂#marvel #mcu #blackpanther #superhero #funny
YouTube video by Banana Movie
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November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
People getting heated for being called a reneger.
And i DO NOT WANT to know how to play Spades. Yall are too aggressive and impatient 😂
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It won't happen here...but, it should.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
One of the wildest music videos ever made! Just out of control!Every woman I know HATES it...even after the reveal at the end!
The Prodigy - Smack my bitch up
Editor : Thomas Lagerman Director : Jonas Åkerlund Production : Pettersson Åkerlund
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November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This used to be my shit!
The Prodigy - Breathe (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Prodigy
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November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Everything BUT the girl...
Everything But The Girl - Missing (Todd Terry Remix) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by EBTGVEVO
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November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Yep. My desire for crack is so non-existent that I don't even like zombie games. I saw when crack 1st hit Detroit, when they couldn't decide whether to call it "rock" or "crack", when that 1st strain was called "cumbomb" because folks would skeet their pants on that 1st hit.

No, thank you.
What?! Nah I grew in a crack ravaged area, we knew the users and the dealers. Ain’t no way I was ever enticed to want to try that stuff. “Crack is wack”.
a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed and a blurred background .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed and a blurred background .
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November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Too many people LIKE being dumb. Fuck 'em if they can't read a word.
there is almost no feedback I will reflexively ignore as a game developer but “you shouldn’t name something X because people don’t know that word” is one of them. oh no! You might learn a new word! God forbid you take away a piece of knowledge from a game that’s not a brand of gun or some shit lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A motorized Freedumbster...and when I see a Black dude (as opposed to a "brotha"), I know that he & I can NEVER have any meaningful dialogue (as opposed to "chop it up").
Cybertruck just passed me as I’m heading to work so this is your Empé reminder that cybertrucks are fuckin hideous and I’m judging you if you own one especially if it’s colorful.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Biiiiiiiiih!
A local artist traded me some odd objects for some of my art. One was a soup bomb. I assumed ”bomb” meant it was for the bath, maybe a little vegetal. My mom LOVES baths.

Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
People are out here STRUGGLING for real, but these clods are voting against concepts.

But, I remember how y'all were clapping for Hakeem because he talked all day that one time.

Stop putting assholes on pedestals.
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I love it when little kids have these random, weird superpowers. My cousin used to see color on black & white TV. My aunts would call & tell us to "turn on such-and-such. What color is her blouse?" He'd be correct.

My son could taste yellow. M&Ms, Skittles, Reese's Pieces...spit out the yellow 1s.
My son is uncannily good at guessing which biracial celebrity’s parent is white.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
See? This is the environment people who are fixated on "the GOAT", Top [3/5/10] lists, One Gotta Go, and Pick Only One grew up in. They're not used to having choices.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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This is a production.

10/10 😭😭😭

THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Streamers trying to sell their services (with ads) is WILD to me. I can watch commercials FOR FREE.
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I missed the Friendsgiving at work today. Can you tell that I am absolutely crushed?
I just saw an email go out about a holiday potluck at my office and I’m already planning my “I’m dieting down into a dress for NYE” speech. I’m cool on your cat hair cuisine, Alison.
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Discovery in the deep ocean defies current human knowledge: www.earth.com/news/discove...
Discovery in the deep ocean defies current human knowledge
In a patch of the Pacific’s abyssal plain, scientists a surprising phenomenon called “dark oxygen production.”
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November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Who's America?
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Some of us take longer to unlearn our childhood than others. Success is no barometer.
Don’t let your Narcissistic mother GASLIGHT YOU 🗣️‼️ #narcisist #personalitydisorder
YouTube video by Narcissist Destroyer
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November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Randomly read this to my 8yo and we cracked up.

'Like what were they doing with their booty out?'

'Mosquito can't fight its way through your clothes.'
Mosquito bit me on my ass crack… now ima be known as a booty scratcher😩😪
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Old Italian dude asked me if Black Folks would fight "The Russians" if they invaded. I said, "Fight over which set of White Folks try to tell us what to do?" Speechless.
secretly black folks want this b.s. we call America to fail and fail BADLY.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Nobody ever says SHIT about New Mexico 😭 What the hell is going on there??
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I told her: Before we get into a relationship, you need to understand that anything I go to a woman for, I'm coming right to you to get it.

She just THOUGHT she could handle that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
To be honest, the most quotable movies are usually so bad they're good.

A well-timed Breakin' quote could and did start fights.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is listening to an audiobook "reading"?

Imagine working on your thesis, but you only listened to the audiobook versions of your reference material. But, then, this is the internet...somebody would proudly proclaim they did this.
Random things I have learned working for my current employer:

Reading is NOT fundamental
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM