Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Mario Maker-style mode where you hide the collectables in a level as best as you can and there are leaderboards for players to find them

YOUNG MEN
Human Torch has returned
I say, HITLER
Will get horribly burned

Incredibly happy that the "women don't like the vehicle" bit is not actually about Hamborghini, it's about a Cybertruck.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

Vogue is a gathering spot for some of the best fashion photographers, stylists, and clothing experts in the world at the height of their powers, so I can only assume that second picture is entirely deliberate in every way

This is definitely the thing middle-school you would be most surprised about current you

YES

I found a dino-shaped nuggie in my bag of regular chicken nuggies, and I feel like life isn't going to get any better than this.

"only two tickets left on the morning train to London, good luck for your meeting after spending three hours fighting for elbow space with a guy who bought a broadsheet and a coffee at Smiths"

LET'S FUCKING GO

Oh so it is

Richmond is possibly my favourite place in the world. Did you go down to the waterfalls?

Stop anthropomorphising the AI chat bots already!

In this household, we only anthropomorphise ONE piece of technology, his name's Henry and he's a valued member of this family, don't sully his good name by putting him on the same level as some chat bot!

Rolling into town hungover with no idea there's an event on

www.carouselpr.com/news/play-expo

A few years ago there was a big gaming expo in Manchester, and as part of the promo they changed a bunch of names on the tram stops, including Silent Hill.

If I was half asleep on the way into work and the tram pulled up to what was supposed to be my stop but instead was Silent Hill, I'm going home

I am literally drinking a Monster Energy and playing an MMO while reading this post and I am very upset

Samuel Beckett is *cackling* in his grave. 😈

Aw no

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

I'm just not sure I'm right for the role, is all

"The Girl With Big Titties" hm

Writers, ever feel your made-up corporation names are a bit obvious or too on-the-nose?

Well, worry not! Guess what the name of the company that makes the popular plastic explosive / unpopular car part Semtex is called?