It's Dan (but scarier)
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I like weird stuff and do weird things. Sometimes words come out.
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Randomly remembered how how Trump curtsied to the Saudi king.
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when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
All that money, and David Sacks is still just a sad little troll.
David Sacks is currently posting AI content of Trump as a king and Dems kneeling if you were wondering where his brain is at
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Sure, Trump is absolutely demented and completely full of shit, but what does this say about the fucking wastes of life who believe this pathetic old loon's verbal diarrhea?
Trump, a seemingly demented 79, invented a bizarre claim that Senator Mazie Hirono wants to build a railroad from the continental US to the archipelago.

Honestly I can never tell anymore if he's really this dumb and insane, or just making dumb stuff up as usual.

newrepublic.com/post/201961/...
Cognitive Decline? Trump Whines About “Train to Hawaii” in Wild Rant
Donald Trump invented a Democratic lawmaker who wanted to build a train to Hawaii.
newrepublic.com
Update: most of this loaf of "classic American white bread" was turned into French toast (w/ eggs, vanilla, Penzy's baking spice, and the hopes and dreams of a grateful nation).
When I get nervous, I bake.

#StressBake
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- I can’t believe I was hacked.

- What was your password?

- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.

- And when was that?

- 1234
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I just was not ready to see a Miata with historic tags.
Not giving up. Just, you know, having a bit of a nap after blowing up all those balloons.
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MAGA people don't know how to exist without an appalled audience. Sure, they probably have some half-baked nefarious plans coming over here, but the primary drive is their insatiable emotional need for our attention. Everybody please do your part to deny them it. 🫡
it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
So I've been doing it wrong this whole time?
Watching Conservatives do math is always entertaining.
we are absolutely screwed
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Roberts should know what he has to look forward to
I found it pretty charming to learn that after Roger Taney died, sitting lawmakers called his death a "victory for liberty and the Constitution," suggested that he was probably burning in hell, and joked (?) that they'd rather hang him in effigy than do literally anything to honor his memory
Roger Taney’s Contemporaries Hated Him As Much As You Probably Do
Ordinarily, members of Congress do not publicly suggest that recently deceased Supreme Court justices are burning in hell. But Roger Taney was no ordinary Supreme Court justice.
ballsandstrikes.substack.com
So, I'm now free to say that the world is a much better place without Charlie Kirk?
Mike Johnson: "The last time I checked, Americans have more freedom right now to express themselves and speak their minds after Republicans took over ... it is the Republicans who restored your right to share and speak your mind."
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Best cartoon of the week for movie nerds.
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You’re right, Mike, Americans are super free to speak their minds right now, which is why I’m currently coaching freshman football at my local high school
Mike Johnson: "The last time I checked, Americans have more freedom right now to express themselves and speak their minds after Republicans took over ... it is the Republicans who restored your right to share and speak your mind."
Right? There's so much that gets missed on the first pass with this film, everyone is required to watch it at least twice.
How does this guy even have a driver's license?
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
"Haven't seen it. Haven't heard it. Didn't read it. Don't know what you're talking about," is this worm's response to everything.
Q: What is your reaction to Marjorie Taylor Greene saying this is a serious situation with regard to Cory Mills?

MIKE JOHNSON: I try not to react to what Marjorie Taylor Greene says every day. I don't know what she's talking about.
Someone should ask the ISP troopers if the German Shepherds and firehoses were busy.
Everything that just happened was both brutal and expected given how we've seen ISP behave these last few weeks.

Saw troopers striking people with batons, dragging protesters. They're currently cuffing someone marked as a medic. Approximately nine people we see in state custody now.