Dan
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I like weird stuff and do weird things. Sometimes words come out.
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Once again thinking about the time on Twitter where some guy was complaining about how a morning show don’t have any white people on it and I posted a picture of the morning show and it had 4 white people and one black person and the guy said “yeah but they wish they could fire the 4 white people”
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Once again thinking about the time on Twitter where some guy was complaining about how a morning show don’t have any white people on it and I posted a picture of the morning show and it had 4 white people and one black person and the guy said “yeah but they wish they could fire the 4 white people”
There is no way in hell that they could make this thing as racist as my grandmother.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
There is no way in hell that they could make this thing as racist as my grandmother.
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I'm honor of tomorrow's MRI, which will cost $250 after insurance, please share this shit! 😄
The hospital wants some money. This is a way for me to raise it.
Even if you can't donate, a read and a share generate ad revenue that help me pay for the cancer I definitely didn't ask for.
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Even if you can't donate, a read and a share generate ad revenue that help me pay for the cancer I definitely didn't ask for.
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Liar, Liar | Emily Suess
Liar, liar pants on fire. I confront Rodney about his cheating by printing out his emails to Lucy and taping them to the door.
emilysuess.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm honor of tomorrow's MRI, which will cost $250 after insurance, please share this shit! 😄
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
It's going to be fun watching anyone in this administration try to grapple with the nuance of maritime law.
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's going to be fun watching anyone in this administration try to grapple with the nuance of maritime law.
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There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
I'd love to comment on Aaron's post here, but honestly, I haven't seen this post. I was busy reading dril tweets.
Mike Johnson on video of the second September 2 strike: "My admission here is I was not in the Gang of 8 briefing yesterday because we were working on the healthcare stuff"
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'd love to comment on Aaron's post here, but honestly, I haven't seen this post. I was busy reading dril tweets.
It's taken them 15 years of saying "two weeks" to get to this point.
Status update on House Republicans and a health care plan, after this morning’s conference meeting:
“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's taken them 15 years of saying "two weeks" to get to this point.
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In spirit, content and intent, this was really no different to a Klan rally.
The exception being the wholesale absence of outrage in mainstream media.
This period of history will be an indictment on those standing silent, as much as the monster himself.
The exception being the wholesale absence of outrage in mainstream media.
This period of history will be an indictment on those standing silent, as much as the monster himself.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
In spirit, content and intent, this was really no different to a Klan rally.
The exception being the wholesale absence of outrage in mainstream media.
This period of history will be an indictment on those standing silent, as much as the monster himself.
The exception being the wholesale absence of outrage in mainstream media.
This period of history will be an indictment on those standing silent, as much as the monster himself.
My coffee maker sounds like RFK Jr. trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My coffee maker sounds like RFK Jr. trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
The best part is that, next year, these same farmers will plant soybeans again, and we'll have to pay for another handout.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The best part is that, next year, these same farmers will plant soybeans again, and we'll have to pay for another handout.
Interviewed at gunpoint, I guess.
POLITICO: Can you rule out a ground invasion?
TRUMP: Why would I talk to you, an extremely unfriendly publication, Politico, that got $8 million from Obama to keep it afloat? Why would I do that?
TRUMP: Why would I talk to you, an extremely unfriendly publication, Politico, that got $8 million from Obama to keep it afloat? Why would I do that?
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Interviewed at gunpoint, I guess.
Since when is America concerned about things like legality or morality? If anything, these murders show us who we've always been as a nation.
Rand Paul: "It has not been the history of the US to kill people who are out of combat. Even if there is a war, which most of us dispute -- that a bunch of people who are unarmed allegedly running drugs is a war -- we still don't kill people when they're incapacitated ... it's illegal and immoral."
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Since when is America concerned about things like legality or morality? If anything, these murders show us who we've always been as a nation.
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Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
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Imagine running a social media company but being so rancidly shit at it that you manage to get ratiod into oblivion on your reply mocking a woman whos husband was kidnapped by ice despite banning her account so no one could see the post or context of your behavior. You're hated that much, Aaron
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Imagine running a social media company but being so rancidly shit at it that you manage to get ratiod into oblivion on your reply mocking a woman whos husband was kidnapped by ice despite banning her account so no one could see the post or context of your behavior. You're hated that much, Aaron
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"please...let me survive just 5 or 6 more...(cough)...battles with COVID. I...have so many more crimes (gasp) to commit..."
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"please...let me survive just 5 or 6 more...(cough)...battles with COVID. I...have so many more crimes (gasp) to commit..."
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Every right-wing oligarch, podcaster, hack, Russian apologist, paid influencer, and bot has been activated in a coordinated manner to attack Europe after the EU fined Musk.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Every right-wing oligarch, podcaster, hack, Russian apologist, paid influencer, and bot has been activated in a coordinated manner to attack Europe after the EU fined Musk.
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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Tell me again how we vote our way out of this.
The Supreme Court just made gerrymandering nearly untouchable www.vox.com/politics/471...
The Supreme Court just made gerrymandering nearly untouchable
The Court’s Texas decision is a victory for Republicans, and it is a terrible blow to all gerrymandering plaintiffs.
www.vox.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tell me again how we vote our way out of this.
Me, seeing unhappy boss: "Hey AI? How can I push this sad motherfucker over the edge?"
Hassett: "The way to think about what AI & its agents can do is they can act as if they're the best coach you've ever had. And so while you're trying to figure out, how do I make my boss happy? It's like you've got a coach right there with you every step of the way."
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Me, seeing unhappy boss: "Hey AI? How can I push this sad motherfucker over the edge?"
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Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
My internet's been out so long, I'm worried AOL is going to start mailing me CD roms.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My internet's been out so long, I'm worried AOL is going to start mailing me CD roms.
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"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."