Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
· Jan 17
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
I’m never going to buy a machine gun but if I ever DO buy a machine gun, I will say “Now. I. Have. A. Machine. Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.” just like Alan Rickman until someone makes me return it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m never going to buy a machine gun but if I ever DO buy a machine gun, I will say “Now. I. Have. A. Machine. Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.” just like Alan Rickman until someone makes me return it.
aw man, you guys, I accidentally forgot to live my true authentic life for half a century, I really have to fix this by bedtime
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
aw man, you guys, I accidentally forgot to live my true authentic life for half a century, I really have to fix this by bedtime
jesus fucking christ, I hate all these idiots
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
jesus fucking christ, I hate all these idiots
I just misread a post and thought it said BUPPER which I guess is an extremely late supper that sort of melts into breakfast and oh my god I am so hungry for bupper right now.
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I just misread a post and thought it said BUPPER which I guess is an extremely late supper that sort of melts into breakfast and oh my god I am so hungry for bupper right now.
the doctor asked if I wanted to take a cognitive test for no reason and I got such a good score she kissed me on the mouth
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the doctor asked if I wanted to take a cognitive test for no reason and I got such a good score she kissed me on the mouth
clicking ACCEPT ALL COOKIES with a magnanimous shrug
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
clicking ACCEPT ALL COOKIES with a magnanimous shrug
not a fan (all-purpose)
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
not a fan (all-purpose)
(casually surveying all I've sown) just think, some poor asshole is going to have to reap all this, lol.
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
(casually surveying all I've sown) just think, some poor asshole is going to have to reap all this, lol.
man, I am never going to get my merry gentleman certificate if I keep letting things me dismay
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
man, I am never going to get my merry gentleman certificate if I keep letting things me dismay
see, we can make a difference here
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
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December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
see, we can make a difference here
sometimes you lose track of stuff when you murder people. but you wouldn't know that, sitting there in your not-murdering-people rooms.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
sometimes you lose track of stuff when you murder people. but you wouldn't know that, sitting there in your not-murdering-people rooms.
listen, I know it's fashionable to say our president might be a war criminal, but I don't think that should take away from his accomplishments in pedophilia.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
listen, I know it's fashionable to say our president might be a war criminal, but I don't think that should take away from his accomplishments in pedophilia.
as fun as it must be, I feel like a president shouldn't play quite this much make believe.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
as fun as it must be, I feel like a president shouldn't play quite this much make believe.
anyway, "Alien: Earth" goes with "Penny Dreadful" in the SHOWS THAT ARE SO GOOD, IT MAKES ME WONDER WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM pile
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
anyway, "Alien: Earth" goes with "Penny Dreadful" in the SHOWS THAT ARE SO GOOD, IT MAKES ME WONDER WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM pile
anyway, being chased around by victorian nurses who mean business wielding oversized butterfly nets would fix me.
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
anyway, being chased around by victorian nurses who mean business wielding oversized butterfly nets would fix me.
listen, you can't be prosecuted for a war crime after you're already done committing it. check mate, losers
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
listen, you can't be prosecuted for a war crime after you're already done committing it. check mate, losers
Reposted by Jeff Mac
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
it was a purely platonic MRI, nothing odd about that
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
it was a purely platonic MRI, nothing odd about that
I think what we're learning is that Nixon's presidency could have survived had he just done about 11 watergates per week, every week.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I think what we're learning is that Nixon's presidency could have survived had he just done about 11 watergates per week, every week.
sure, you sprinkle a little MRI at your doors and windows to ward off haters and losers, obv
WHITE HOUSE ON RESULTS OF TRUMP'S MRI: IMAGING PERFORMED FOR PREVENTIVE REASONS
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
sure, you sprinkle a little MRI at your doors and windows to ward off haters and losers, obv
I want a whole documentary where Isaac Chotiner interviews the cop that was chasing Frosty the Snowman.
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I want a whole documentary where Isaac Chotiner interviews the cop that was chasing Frosty the Snowman.
I don't really know what an Advent calendar is. not really. but that didn't stop me from getting into a huge fucking fight about it every single day of December when I was little.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don't really know what an Advent calendar is. not really. but that didn't stop me from getting into a huge fucking fight about it every single day of December when I was little.
I named my fists Infinite and Jest because most people just give up before they even start with me.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I named my fists Infinite and Jest because most people just give up before they even start with me.
in the 80's they'd just make movies about anything.
stallone needs to arm wrestle to get his son back and we are NOT KIDDING
stallone needs to arm wrestle to get his son back and we are NOT KIDDING
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
in the 80's they'd just make movies about anything.
stallone needs to arm wrestle to get his son back and we are NOT KIDDING
stallone needs to arm wrestle to get his son back and we are NOT KIDDING
leaving out xmas tips for all our yard animals
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
leaving out xmas tips for all our yard animals