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Jeff Mac

@jeffmacishere.bsky.social

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claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · Jan 17

swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 4h

this should really help that psychosis thing

The Verge @theverge.com · 22h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 3h

the early bird gets the worm (threatening)

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 10h

(ok, so I love everything they sell, but COME ON)

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 10h

"here, they're chocolate sandwich cookies. we call them OREE-JOES-OR-WHATEVERs look just fucking buy them ok?"

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

no, and it fuckin' shows.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

ah, I see that someone has finally caught onto Trader Joe's ingenious strategy of taking an existing food and "stealing" the "entire thing"

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 11h

The J.M. Smucker Company, the brand that makes peanut butter and jelly spreads, is suing Trader Joe's over what it says is a copycat version of its Uncrustables sandwiches.

Smucker's sues Trader Joe's over product its says mimics Uncrustables

The lawsuit accuses Trader Joe's of selling a product that closely mimics the company's Uncrustables both in its packaging and sandwich design.

cbsn.ws

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

I mean, I wasn't until right now.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

my favorite part of how mad he is about it is...bro, what did you think that camera person was doing with their camera way down there? it's not like a setting on the camera that just does this to people.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 11h

Worth a try. I want that for you. And for myself.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 12h

I am three soup people in a soup resistant trench coat.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 12h

pretty standard reaction to the horrors of being alive I think

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 12h

these ppl act like they’re the first ones in history to set up something worse than normal for guests to piss on.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 12h

printing on a long roll of paper thru a dot matrix printer would fix me or would be nice at least

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 16h

Hi what

Headline: “nature’s labubu: why are gen z unboxing conkers?”

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h

ooh, tell me less

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 14h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 13h

anyone tried this

screenshot crop from a food delivery app

Soft Drinks & Water
Red Bulls
Delicious and flavorful red bulls grilled to perfection.
$3.38
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 13h

rare. gotta be rare.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 15h

The main thing is to be really normal about this. Just be nice and chill about it.

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 15h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 15h

I’m realizing this headline reads a lot better for me if I imagine Jennifer Coolidge saying it.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 15h

THERE SHE IS

a man is sitting in a chair with his hands on his chin

Alt: Khan (Ricardo Montalban) sits in the captain’s chair, and suddenly leaps forward, pointing and saying THERE SHE IS!

media.tenor.com

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 16h

Also, I think it was supposed to be Ray Liotta in the Substance, which is just BETTER.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 16h

one benefit of our modern situation is that I no longer have to pretend that Dennis Quaid is an acceptable actor.

it’s not much, but you take a win when you get one.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 18h

look, I only made it down a few flights, I can't see what happens if you tap the one at the bottom.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 18h

you know what, a part of me almost feels like getting an "I love Hitler" text would be sort of a red flag about a person, if you think about it.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 19h

I really wish I could have seen Stevie Ray Vaughan while he was alive. I have zero interest in seeing him now for whatever reason.