Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
Not me. I was raised to fear anything cool.
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Not me. I was raised to fear anything cool.
It’s an honor just to be allowed to take one.
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s an honor just to be allowed to take one.
speak friend and entree
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
speak friend and entree
He knows, friendo, he knows.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He knows, friendo, he knows.
We call him “Jeff.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We call him “Jeff.”
Fuck YES.
a puppet with blonde hair is playing a guitar
Alt: Alf, a puppet from the 80s or whenever, wearing a blonde hair metal wig and rocking out on a guitar
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fuck YES.
Honestly, Starfield was the first (or maybe 2nd) game where I EVER got 100%.
And that was partly b/c the achievements were sort of easy to get. Some games the achievements are like freaking punishment.
And that was partly b/c the achievements were sort of easy to get. Some games the achievements are like freaking punishment.
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Honestly, Starfield was the first (or maybe 2nd) game where I EVER got 100%.
And that was partly b/c the achievements were sort of easy to get. Some games the achievements are like freaking punishment.
And that was partly b/c the achievements were sort of easy to get. Some games the achievements are like freaking punishment.
I refuse to respond on the grounds that I might tend to accurately describe myself.
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I refuse to respond on the grounds that I might tend to accurately describe myself.
Oof, I am NOT that kind of a completionist, I'm afraid.
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oof, I am NOT that kind of a completionist, I'm afraid.
It was all streaming on Prime for a second there. Might still be.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It was all streaming on Prime for a second there. Might still be.
oh my god, I love Gary Owens. As we've discussed, I freaking loved Laugh In. "...and Morgul, the friendly drelb..."
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
oh my god, I love Gary Owens. As we've discussed, I freaking loved Laugh In. "...and Morgul, the friendly drelb..."
man oh man, I have just got to get one of those ultra violet grundle warmers...
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
man oh man, I have just got to get one of those ultra violet grundle warmers...
It seems somehow both
- too temporary to advertise hemorrhoid treatments, and
- too permanent to ask if anybody's wife is missing a shoe
- too temporary to advertise hemorrhoid treatments, and
- too permanent to ask if anybody's wife is missing a shoe
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It seems somehow both
- too temporary to advertise hemorrhoid treatments, and
- too permanent to ask if anybody's wife is missing a shoe
- too temporary to advertise hemorrhoid treatments, and
- too permanent to ask if anybody's wife is missing a shoe
I do not trust him.
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I do not trust him.