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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
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claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield

(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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turkey is neither good nor bad but a secret third thing
Norman Rockwell painting of guy at town meeting saying something brave.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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OH WE HAD ENTENMANN'S, friendo!

That weird raspberry...longboy? extendo-danish? I don't know what that thing was.

this sad fuck:
An Entenmann's raspberry...longdanish? I don't know. It was sort of a danish with raspberry stuff in it. the cake was yellow and the icing was sort of crunchy sugar. it was "NOT GREAT"
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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FRIENDLY'S JUBILEE ROLL FACTS:

* it was discontinued in 2021
* it was mediocre and unremarkable in every way
* if I never get to eat one again I will be very sad
* if I do get to eat one again I will be very disappointed
A Friendly's Jubilee Roll seen from the end. It's got a cylinder of chocolate ice cream running inside of a loaf/log of vanilla ice cream (with choc chips) There is a pink cream thing that isn't ice cream running along the top with sprinkles. The pink thing is flanked by two rows of fudgeish stuff topped with nuts.
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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“In the Starfield, No One Can Hear You Jingle”

(@weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social possibly relevant to your interests)
Starfield screenshot, spacecraft interior, a festively lit christmas tree with presents around it, and Cap’n Raven leaping for joy in front of it, with a black Mohawk hairdo. Starfield screenshot, lit christmas tree with presents around it inside a spaceship. In the foreground, a little toad faced grazer named “Lemon” putters around. His sister “Lime” is around here someplace.
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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HEY
Starfield’s Sarah Morgan looking like she disliked that with the caption: SARAH MORGAN DISLIKED THAT
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"sir, a second big weird blowjob story has hit Bill Clinton..."
Bush on 9/11 getting the news
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I *might* have taken a few pics like this...
Starfield screenshot, a spacesuited person on a desolate, craggy moon, looking into the distance at a yellow/greenish planet in the sky. Starfield screenshot, a female character wearing a spacesuit but no helmet, with medium length black hair. She is standing on the top of a snowy mountain with a beautiful orange sunset in the distance.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Really didn't think we had the technology to top Billy Bob Thornton's look. Always nice to be surprised.
Billy Bob Thornton wearing a...sigh...it's hard to explain. A black fedora(ish) over some kind of black head scarf. Big hoop earring. Pirate-ish beard and mustache. Black jacket with a name tag that says "Bud". and a bunch of gold chains like he's a rapper from the olden times.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Well, I’d just like to know WHAT you mean by th— hang on. Don’t look at that. I’m trying to delete it. Don’t look at that picture. Ah, crap…
Starfield screenshot, Cap’n Raven, wearing her cool purple Va’ruun outfit with a purple Mohawk standing on her spaceship in front of a fireplace and a snowman complete with top hat. She has her arms wide as if to say YEAH??? WHAT???
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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drop something green
Starfield screenshot: a frog-shaped spaceship named "Frogue One" on a landing pad on some lifeless moon.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Also, @weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social I know you’ll appreciate Cora Coe’s…erm…advanced size?

This is one weird fuckin’ bug. And I can’t find anything online to figure out the cause. She’s just…BIG.

#MegaCora
Several crew members on a space ship in Starfield. In the foreground, there is a 12 year old who is…scaled up in size so she’s taller than the adults…but the same proportions. It’s weird, man.
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I try not to micromanage my crew in Starfield — what’s a nice way to say “spread the fuck out a little, weirdos”?
Starfield screenshot, spaceship cockpit interior, about a dozen crew members all bunched up like weirdos”
October 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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As it turns out WE HAVE NO ONION RINGS!!!
Picture of a disapproving Sarah Morgan from Starfield in a blue and orange colored circle, with the caption “SARAH MORGAN DISLIKED THAT”
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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ok, you think it's just some big joke, but they fucking GOT HER
Tilly Norwood, fake bullshit A.I. "actress" waving and smiling in a probably fake glass room with probably fake movie posters on the walls.
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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a rare photo of the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa, if anyone can identify her, please help
Tilly Norwood, A.I. golem , a fake person who does not exist except in your nightmares, waving with a friendly smile, sitting in a glass encased fake room with movie posters on the walls behind her.
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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me every time I try looking at mastodon
Tim from "I think you should leave" looking miserable behind the wheel of his car. He's saying "I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared" out the open window.
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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getting ready to see this youngster, hope he knows what he’s doing
Big Jumbotron pic of sir Paul McCartney
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Space Frog Tuesday, you say???
starfield screenshot, a dark-ish green spaceship that looks a lot like a frog on a landing pad. ship name: Frogue One
September 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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But I mean whomever said asshole might be, whatev, who even knows?
Starfield screenshot of Sarah Morgan with the caption: SARAH MORGAN DISLIKED THAT
August 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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hahaha, I would never. NEVER. I would never put someone in a hot shit outfit. And I would DEFINITELY never put them in punishment clothes because they were being annoying. definitely not something like this...
Starfield screenshot of the "Neon dancer outfit" which is a shiny bodysuit in various blues, purple, yello, and with black...spines? on the arms.
July 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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anyway, if you’ve played Starfield, you know that Sarah Morgan disliked that.

@weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social (this isn’t QUITE the risqué-est outfit, but it’s up there…)
Starfield screenshot, joyless Sarah Morgan wearing a really skanky black outfit that she would INSTANTLY dislike.
June 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I somewhat get the idea, sure.
Starfield screenshot: Andreja on the left wearing a leather coat and…a bra maybe? Cap’n Angel on the right, wearing a blue duster. She’s got pink hair cut VERY stylishly through the clever use of HAIR MODS. They’re standing in front of some greenhouses on a lush alien world.
June 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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this is who runs this account
black and white yearbook (I assume) photo of a maybe 15y.o. me wearing a striped shirt and holding a trumpet and looking super annoyed at the camera.
June 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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we have these people come by all the time, but we tell them the truth: "We use Truly Nolen for our exterminator, and we picked him because his cars and trucks have either mouse ears or bug antennae on them."
a yellow exterminator truck with mouse ears on it.
June 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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anyway, I just heard some coyotes and thought about this awesome one who sat right outside my glass door a couple years ago.
a coyote sitting on a concrete paver chewing on his own back leg.
May 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM