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Emily Suess
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Do no harm but take no shit.

Writer
Blogger
Certified Zentangle Teacher (CZT)

Doing stuff despite brain cancer and generalized anxiety disorder.

Not sponsored by Oreo but not opposed to it.

she/her

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The hospital wants some money. This is a way for me to raise it.

Even if you can't donate, a read and a share generate ad revenue that help me pay for the cancer I definitely didn't ask for.

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Liar, Liar | Emily Suess
Liar, liar pants on fire. I confront Rodney about his cheating by printing out his emails to Lucy and taping them to the door.
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Shout-out to all who kicked in $ towards my rent today! I think I'm just below 1/3rd of my fundraising goal (to pay phone bill + Dec rent - unless the PayPal account owner has more updates for me?)

Regardless, I need to stay active at this the next day or so. I'm sorry!

(Thanks for understanding.)
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Happy Small Business Saturday! I am a Small business 💜😺 I have merch for sale, and a YouTube Channel that is free to subscribe to. Links below 👇🏻 #smallbusiness #smallbusinesssaturday

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Nashies!
The official website and shop of Nashies!. Find the latest content, buy merch, and support your favorite creator.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I really never wanted to do this, but I'm at the part of chronic illness that has us in medical debt.

Currently we owe $900, so any amount you might be able to help with would be phenomenal. Please don't give beyond your means; you can't help others when you're hurting too. #mutualaid 💸 💕
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#3GoodThings

1. Izzy getting the zoomies. She is an older, too-cool cat and kind of a klutz raised by a dog, so seeing her spin out on tile is a real treat

2. Pain meds helped.

3. I got in all my hydration today. Go me!
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I see that @profanity.accountant is getting a workout again, so

Fuck
Shit
Damn
Hell
Piss
Ass
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Free High Fives

Plymouth, MA
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I ordered the wrong thing. White fudge coated regular Oreos with edible Thanksgiving designs were what I ate today.

Delicious but not what I'd intended.

Cc: @dismoviepod.bsky.social
Doing Squaredle without caffeine is a real challenge.

I forgot to have some Thanksgiving Oreos!

I need to rectify the situation today. For science!
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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replicator troubleshooting bad oreos
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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*whispers.
Could use a little help.
Had to put my horse to sleep 4 weeks ago and I am really sad. It's getting worse. (It has been an atrocious 15 months or so). Does anyone have any uplifting music, poems, stories, art they recommend? TIA #Grief
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Boost or donate if you can please!!

👇
I really never wanted to do this, but I'm at the part of chronic illness that has us in medical debt.

Currently we owe $900, so any amount you might be able to help with would be phenomenal. Please don't give beyond your means; you can't help others when you're hurting too. #mutualaid 💸 💕
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bringing out the ibuprofen. Fingers crossed.
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My nystagmus is going gangbusters when I'm on my left side. It's annoying.

Between the weather and falling the other day and last night's gummy, it feels safer not to move.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Doing Squaredle without caffeine is a real challenge.

I forgot to have some Thanksgiving Oreos!

I need to rectify the situation today. For science!
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Note to self:
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Today is one of those days I'm going to count a win if I only manage to get enough water.

It's snowing, but not prettily.
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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This month was set to be one of my worse sales months, which correspond strongly to my health...and, then, someone went through and bought every book in my sci-fi series. I don't know if that person follows me, but, if they do...I saw that and you're amazing. It was a horrible day and you fixed it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Did you know?

In the Victorian era, a baker unintentionally created a symbol of poverty: the bread line.

Louis Fleischmann noticed men gathering outside, huddling against the warmth that drifted from his ovens. Moved by their condition, he carried out trays of unsold bread.

#Victorian #history
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Dolphins
Rattlesnake
Crayfish
Sea lions
Coyote
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Bison
Deer
Snail
Fox
Bald Eagle
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seem in the wild:

Barred owl in my back yard this morning!
Beluga whale
Pair of wolves
Bighorn sheep
Black bear
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I love the reaction of the horse outside witnessing the neverending zoomies.
me, when i’m running late and keep having to run back inside to grab another thing i forgot because i’m trying to leave in a hurry
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#3GoodThings

1. French toast

2. Fine motor skills operational despite neuropathy

3. Weed
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Bison
Deer
Snail
Fox
Bald Eagle
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seem in the wild:

Barred owl in my back yard this morning!
Beluga whale
Pair of wolves
Bighorn sheep
Black bear
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Moose
Black bears
Humpback whales
Orcas
Little purple jellyfish
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Post something random to have an awesome December.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
#3GoodThings

1. Pumpkin pie.

2. When someone says they will help you figure shit out.

3. open.spotify.com/track/0RxUz1...
Letter To The Past
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November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Post something random to have an awesome December.
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

- Lady Gaga (Monster tour)
- Ween (at least 2-3 times)
- Mars Volta (at least 3-4 times)
- Radiohead (In Rainbows tour)
- Ghost (Leg 1 of Skeletour)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

• Emmylou Harris
• Simon & Garfunkel
• Dave Matthews
• The Waiting
• [Redacted. I will never admit it.]
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

• David Bowie
• Nina Simone
• Eartha Kitt
• Bikini Kill (10x)
• Jason Isbell
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM