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dozza.bsky.social
@dozza.bsky.social
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You’re the why not both crowd
No offence to the “why not both” crowd but remember when the Mando trailer came out and all the disocurse was about how it looked like shit? More positive online buzz about a cancelled project is levels of Disney incompetence previously deemed only theoretical by top scientists
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he is brought back via the Will of the Force, because even the Force thought TROS was bullshit

alternatively they have to steal a ship to go to Planet Genesis to search for Ben Solo's lifeform reading
Of course the Disney indemnifying take would come from them lol. Dudes entire posting history was just this for Disney
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Bring back the TIE silencer! 😁

The Last Jedi (2017): Art by James Clyne
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he literally teleports during the movie he dies in, more than once. he teleported away it's that easy holy shit.
It is impossible to overstate how terrible Disney’s decision making is. You have an Adam Driver / Soderbergh project being handed to you and you give some dork ass reason to turn it down lol - and your last movie you brought back a guy who exploded
Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Was set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved the idea but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

(Source: apnews.com/article/adam...)
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Disney turning down Steven Soderbergh in favor of Shawn Levy should tell you exactly where the company's artistic integrity lies
Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Was set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved the idea but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

(Source: apnews.com/article/adam...)
This dude is insane, don’t bother. All of his posts are just some variant or another of “Nuh uh!”. I blocked him a few weeks ago. If you engage him for too long he’ll come into your old posts and replies and run the “Nuh uh!” there too. All he can contribute is gainsaying
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Looks more like Transformers One to me doc
Audiences in a Michael Bay movie that isn't Transformers
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The studios stopped hiring Drew Struzan for their movie posters. Guillermo Del Toro famously wanted him for the second Hellboy movie and the studio rejected it so GDT paid him out of his own pocket, as the legend goes.
RIP to a generational talent.
Posts that are gonna age like milk in 2027 when we see Superman quipping around with the guy who blew that guys brains out in front of him
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Making up bullshit about leftists to get mad at while literal nazis seize power is a time honored liberal pastime
My wife was half watching Trek 2009 today and while I’m milling around getting dinner ready I was reminded every time I walked past the tv that it’s one of the most moronic stories ever told. Insane that this thing is what got JJ Star Wars. Episode 7 didn’t stand a chance
Lmao right? Must’ve had JK Rowling on “white person’s idea of an ethnic sounding name” retainer
In Superman Lex kills a guy - Malik Ali - in front of Supes. Ali’s near final words? He’s honored Superman ate falafel from his food cart. Screenwriting that feels like a shitpost. The movie is full of this woeful dross
Having now watched Gunn’s Superman it’s insane anyone thought this movie was gonna make “a gazillion dollars”. Mediocre, ugly, overstuffed and tedious, it’s a miracle it made as much as it did. Heck everyone says it and it’s true - Thunderbolts was actually really good and way better than this POS
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I was telling a friend not too long ago that one of the nice things about Bond is there has almost never been any whiny pearl clutching in the fandom over Bond being violent like we've had with other pop culture characters like Optimus Prime or Superman. Looks like that might be coming to an end...
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
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you really couldn’t make a funnier social media site if you tried
just don’t create a moderation list, bluesky said that’s bad
You won’t need to, it’ll be designed 6 months later in post and awkwardly composited onto you with especially shitty CGI
Mark Wahlberg says he doesn’t feel confident enough to join the #MCU.

“I don't know if I have the confidence to walk out of my trailer in one of those costumes.”

(via youtu.be/1Iu6oOnqqZI?...)
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Hey you stupid fuck how much is the state department paying you to equate Cuba’s situation for its citizens to how Israel is treating Palestinians @mehdirhasan.bsky.social
Oh you’re following me around now to defend other dogshit that sucks. No we’re not doing this. Go away
“That ain’t me” (proceeds to say something that indicates its exactly him)