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Joe Dude
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Baytriot. Bi. Socialist. Snyder cultist. Ridleyhead. I wish I was the third Wachowski sister. Just have a good time people.

He/him.
Boba Fett in the style of Reacher
Which Star Wars live-action show would you most like to see get a new season? (excluding Andor and The Mandalorian, otherwise it's no fun 😁)

1/ The Acolyte
2/ Obi-Wan kenobi
3/ Skeleton Crew
4/ The Book of Boba Fett but only with Boba Fett this time
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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So, don’t sacrifice our trans friends for votes, no fucking way, never!
But Palestinians? They should have sacked it up despite themselves for all of us I guess.
And all she had to do was say no, & she still can’t, even in her book.
But anyway, I’m super over the “Biden 2028 Dems” right now.
I'd like to argue that the guy that actively is as right wing as they get was definitely going to bomb everyone he can into skeletons.

Her, not so much. So if they used that argument, that's the hill they die on. Because not voting doesn't not promote "no genocide".
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Holy: Guillermo Del Toro, James Cameron, Zack Snyder

Anti: James gunn, JJ Abrams, joss Whedon
a while back some friends and I floated the question to each other of a holy trinity and anti-trinity for our individual movie tastes. I came up with this:

Holy Trinity: Abel Ferrara, David Cronenberg, Nobuhiko Obayashi

Anti-Trinity: Ti West, Alex Garland, Martin McDonagh
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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MCU stans say shit like 'Oh you film snobs want the MCU to fail? You want thousands of people to be jobless do you?' and besides betraying a complete ignorance of how the film industry works stories like this show big corporations aren't your friend and aren't creative's friends either.
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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The levels of spite, illiteracy, and bullheaded rigidity a person must have to conflate ZS Superman and McFucking Homelander are incalculable
Getting flashbanged by an Internet person you thought was cool via their belief that Zack Snyder is an objectivist and/or that his Superman is comparable to Homelander is the media-literacy version of finding out that an artist you really like is a Zionist
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Getting flashbanged by an Internet person you thought was cool via their belief that Zack Snyder is an objectivist and/or that his Superman is comparable to Homelander is the media-literacy version of finding out that an artist you really like is a Zionist
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m happy to have a chance to add the unaltered original trilogy as part of my collection, I come from a time before the special editions I was in my late teens when they cam about, but to me Victory Celebration and force ghost Hayden Christiensen are absolutely fundamental replacements.
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
POV you’re about to see the dumbest take posted on the internet.
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Just another reminder of the kinds of misogynists that mvbrat hangs out wiith and doesn't say anything against
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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mfers be like "this (actual, non-franchise IP) movie doesn't have likeable characters" and then go watch something starring Ryan Reynolds.
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Clifford and their whole brat pack are a bunch of sick chronically online freaks.
Getting called "that one bitch" by a man for pointing out a Boogie Nights reference 💅💅💅
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Mvbrat and their pals are still weirdo stalkers hiding behind identity politics to be high school bullies and will never actually give a shit about any marginalized person while being wildly misogynistic themselves and happy to throw anybipoc or lgbt person under the bus for not agree with them btw
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I think a lot that is wrong with fan culture can be seen in the strange insistence that something like “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey”, which is awful, is somehow more offensive than the “live action” remake of “The Lion King”, which is just as bad - it’s just “official.”
a lion with a long mane is standing in the grass and looking at the camera .
ALT: a lion with a long mane is standing in the grass and looking at the camera .
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November 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Here is help:
The Trevor Project US LGBTQ: (866) 488-7386
US Suicide Prevention Lifeline: (800) 273-8255
LGBT US Hotline: (888) 843-4564
Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860
US Runaway Safeline: (800-786-2929)
US Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233
988 US helpline
PLEASE REPOST, THANKS!!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Look, you know it's true...
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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yeah, i wish we just watched 1500 people drown instead of an epic sea-faring love story. james really bungled that one.
I invented this complex while still fuming with anger after seeing the Cameron film and frustrated because I wasn't allowed to punch people in the cinema.
I'm sure you can think of a few examples in other films:
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Hmmm. Well, that was a very mixed bag. Interesting premise and characters unnecessarily drizzled in MCU sauce.

Also, maybe this was an issue with my screening but the muddy low-contrast photography made it very hard to make out what was going on in the action scenes.
Off to see Predator: Badlands.

Which I presume to be a shot-for-shot remake of the Terrence Malick film of the same name with a Predator in the Martin Sheen role.
a man in armor is holding a large sword in a forest
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November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Correct. Meanwhile trump throated him for love of the game.
Bill Clinton was the most powerful man in the world, and Monica Lewinsky was an intern and his subordinate, and in any other workplace that would be called sexual harassment, and if you don't take power dynamics into account when you talk about things like this, you don't actually understand consent
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Being against #TheHuntForBenSolo is being against art and being against something that’s permeated itself into the world at large. What George Lucas created has course of human history and the story deserves to continue for generations to come.
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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#reylo #reyloscenebot
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Imagine being this much of a corporate lickspittle. *who* is harmed by fans fighting for art they want to get made? The feelings of fucking Bob Iger and Alan Bergman? Absolutely deranged Disney corporation fanboys
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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I can be your angle or your devil
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM