The Schlocketeer
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Celebrating cinema from the grindhouse to the arthouse and all that lies between.
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Happy Addams Family Values day!
a girl in a native american outfit is holding a lit match in her hand
ALT: a girl in a native american outfit is holding a lit match in her hand
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November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Happy Addams Family Values day!
Setting aside the stupidity and hypocrisy of his HUNGER GAMES argument, someone should probably tell Quentin Tarantino that BATTLE ROYALE shouldn't even be on his "Best 20 Films of the 21st Century So Far" list, because it's not 21st century film.
It came out in 2000. It's a 20th century film.
It came out in 2000. It's a 20th century film.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Setting aside the stupidity and hypocrisy of his HUNGER GAMES argument, someone should probably tell Quentin Tarantino that BATTLE ROYALE shouldn't even be on his "Best 20 Films of the 21st Century So Far" list, because it's not 21st century film.
It came out in 2000. It's a 20th century film.
It came out in 2000. It's a 20th century film.
Do the right thing. Fix your relatives' television settings.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Do the right thing. Fix your relatives' television settings.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all that celebrate today!
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all that celebrate today!
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We don’t.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We don’t.
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Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow gorehounds!
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November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow gorehounds!
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How did I only learn about this today? This is my brand of unhinged stupid.
Here's the full version!
"Requiem" Music Video
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November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How did I only learn about this today? This is my brand of unhinged stupid.
What I'll be watching tonight, unless the fan wants to go ahead and start up Stranger Things S5 after we get back home.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What I'll be watching tonight, unless the fan wants to go ahead and start up Stranger Things S5 after we get back home.
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On this day in Horror/Sci-Fi History, GAMERA: THE GIANT MONSTER was released in Japan in 1965.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
On this day in Horror/Sci-Fi History, GAMERA: THE GIANT MONSTER was released in Japan in 1965.
Vampire: The Kegger hits different.
The existence of Vampire: The Masquerade implies other types of vampire parties...
Vampire: The Rave
Vampire: The Cotillion
Vampire: The Quinceanera
Vampire: The Retirement
...
Vampire: The Rave
Vampire: The Cotillion
Vampire: The Quinceanera
Vampire: The Retirement
...
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Vampire: The Kegger hits different.
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#FilmSky #NowWatching
Pausing on frames to take in the
majesty that is Danilo Donati’s set
designs for 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟎)
adds 15 minutes to every viewing.
Pausing on frames to take in the
majesty that is Danilo Donati’s set
designs for 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟎)
adds 15 minutes to every viewing.
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
#FilmSky #NowWatching
Pausing on frames to take in the
majesty that is Danilo Donati’s set
designs for 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟎)
adds 15 minutes to every viewing.
Pausing on frames to take in the
majesty that is Danilo Donati’s set
designs for 𝙁𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙣 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟎)
adds 15 minutes to every viewing.
A fantastic scene in a fantastic sequel.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A fantastic scene in a fantastic sequel.
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Jason and the Argonauts (1963). Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Brilliant creepy score by Bernard Herrmann
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Jason and the Argonauts (1963). Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Brilliant creepy score by Bernard Herrmann
Anyone cheering this has to be deluding themselves. This pretty much guarantees a Senate or Presidential run from her in 2028, especially with her now positioning herself as an anti-MAGA Republican.
She hasn't had a change of heart. She's playing the long game.
She hasn't had a change of heart. She's playing the long game.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Anyone cheering this has to be deluding themselves. This pretty much guarantees a Senate or Presidential run from her in 2028, especially with her now positioning herself as an anti-MAGA Republican.
She hasn't had a change of heart. She's playing the long game.
She hasn't had a change of heart. She's playing the long game.
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Marketing department definitely went, "We gotta strike while the horny FRANKENSTEIN iron is hot. Throw some throbbing hard lightning bolts on that fucker."
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Marketing department definitely went, "We gotta strike while the horny FRANKENSTEIN iron is hot. Throw some throbbing hard lightning bolts on that fucker."
See what I mean? Pure ingenuity...
My favourite Cameron story is about TERMINATOR. Low budget meant no blue screen studios big enough so he built a deck on the back of his house and used the California sky.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
See what I mean? Pure ingenuity...
Run 'n' gun Cameron stories really are the best.
In one of the final filmed shots of The Terminator, James Cameron wanted to explode a car, but was absolutely refused any further extension to the movie’s budget.
He solved the problem by blowing up his own car.
He solved the problem by blowing up his own car.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Run 'n' gun Cameron stories really are the best.
This Santa cares not about your wishes & woes.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This Santa cares not about your wishes & woes.
Let's see...
- A sequel book to Hooper's SALEM'S LOT.
- A Van Helsing spin-off from Coppola's DRACULA.
- A sequel to the tie-in novel RETURN OF THE WOLF MAN centered around Larry Talbot again.
- A 1960s spy novel involving a Predator.
- A third Snake Plissken tale set in the aftermath of EFLA.
- A sequel book to Hooper's SALEM'S LOT.
- A Van Helsing spin-off from Coppola's DRACULA.
- A sequel to the tie-in novel RETURN OF THE WOLF MAN centered around Larry Talbot again.
- A 1960s spy novel involving a Predator.
- A third Snake Plissken tale set in the aftermath of EFLA.
A film you personally would want to do a tie-in book for (any era)
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Let's see...
- A sequel book to Hooper's SALEM'S LOT.
- A Van Helsing spin-off from Coppola's DRACULA.
- A sequel to the tie-in novel RETURN OF THE WOLF MAN centered around Larry Talbot again.
- A 1960s spy novel involving a Predator.
- A third Snake Plissken tale set in the aftermath of EFLA.
- A sequel book to Hooper's SALEM'S LOT.
- A Van Helsing spin-off from Coppola's DRACULA.
- A sequel to the tie-in novel RETURN OF THE WOLF MAN centered around Larry Talbot again.
- A 1960s spy novel involving a Predator.
- A third Snake Plissken tale set in the aftermath of EFLA.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
"Rian Johnson is upset that WAKE UP DEAD MAN won't be playing everywhere on the big screen!"
Cool. He probably should have considered that when he signed a $400m deal with Netflix then, huh? He had other offers on the table from major studios. He passed on them. He only has himself to blame.
Cool. He probably should have considered that when he signed a $400m deal with Netflix then, huh? He had other offers on the table from major studios. He passed on them. He only has himself to blame.
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Rian Johnson is upset that WAKE UP DEAD MAN won't be playing everywhere on the big screen!"
Cool. He probably should have considered that when he signed a $400m deal with Netflix then, huh? He had other offers on the table from major studios. He passed on them. He only has himself to blame.
Cool. He probably should have considered that when he signed a $400m deal with Netflix then, huh? He had other offers on the table from major studios. He passed on them. He only has himself to blame.
Can we not just leave things be and let the Mutant Mayhem film series continue?
A new live-action ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ reboot is in the works.
‘Sonic’ producer Neal H. Mortiz will produce the film with Paramount wanting to “Sonic-fy” the TMNT franchise
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
‘Sonic’ producer Neal H. Mortiz will produce the film with Paramount wanting to “Sonic-fy” the TMNT franchise
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Can we not just leave things be and let the Mutant Mayhem film series continue?
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Altered “does have at least something going on under the hood, but there’s not enough gas in the tank to get it across the finish line.” @schlocketeer.bsky.social has our review:
Undercooked Allegory - Maddwolf
Altered by Daniel Baldwin Socio-political allegory and science fiction storytelling go together like peanut butter and chocolate. One can enjoy their tastes separately, but when combined in the right ...
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November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Altered “does have at least something going on under the hood, but there’s not enough gas in the tank to get it across the finish line.” @schlocketeer.bsky.social has our review:
I saw someone comment "We don't want Netflix to win, because then we'll lose a major theatrical studio!"
Well what do they think is going to happen if Paramount or Universal win out? They'll just absorb it. We're losing a major theatrical distributor no matter what here, given the suitors at hand.
Well what do they think is going to happen if Paramount or Universal win out? They'll just absorb it. We're losing a major theatrical distributor no matter what here, given the suitors at hand.
I'm reminded of the ALIEN VS. PREDATOR tagline.
Whoever wins, we lose.
Whoever wins, we lose.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I saw someone comment "We don't want Netflix to win, because then we'll lose a major theatrical studio!"
Well what do they think is going to happen if Paramount or Universal win out? They'll just absorb it. We're losing a major theatrical distributor no matter what here, given the suitors at hand.
Well what do they think is going to happen if Paramount or Universal win out? They'll just absorb it. We're losing a major theatrical distributor no matter what here, given the suitors at hand.
Now now...
Let's not lump vampires in with utter scum like Vance and Nazis. That's just mean!
Let's not lump vampires in with utter scum like Vance and Nazis. That's just mean!
I guarantee you that right now, JD Vance is huddling with his team of nosferatus and nazis, workshopping a "humorous" and "relatable" my-kid-did-this-to-me-but-you-childless-coastal-elites-can't-relate-to-that response
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Now now...
Let's not lump vampires in with utter scum like Vance and Nazis. That's just mean!
Let's not lump vampires in with utter scum like Vance and Nazis. That's just mean!