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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 3h

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Kallidora Rhosferatu 🩸 @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 9h

you are not a 'content creator' you are a WRITER you do not write 'fics' you write STORIES you do not have 'ocs' you have CHARACTERS

and if you disagree, well, I'm not your boss. but if you're serious about writing it's important to hold your own craft in a certain esteem and this is one way

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bea r. @yoloft.bsky.social · 8h

if youre cold theyre cold

fanart of minecraft creeper outside your window saying Hello excuse me may i blow it your up? house?

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Ashwin Rodrigues @ashwinrodrigues.com · 1d

centrist: Where do we go from here? We have to find common ground. We can't just call the other group "Nazis." At the end of the day, we're all just rich white men with podcasts.

Republican lawmaker: Welcome to Hitler Chat. I'm Hitler

Republican lawmaker 2: Hello. I am Hitler as well.

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SpookyLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 1d

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

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a swarm of Ghostly bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 1d

A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste

Enormous alpha Scolipede in Pokémon za looking down at my player character’s outdoor cafe table in the silent imploring way only very big dogs are able to do, staring down silently, being Very Good about simply not leaning down and grabbing it

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City Nolan @ndhapple.bsky.social · 1d

ACTUAL GOOD TRANSIT NEWS ALERT: Metro-North will run to Albany, starting this spring.

And Amtrak is adding back one train to NYP-ALB and capping prices at $99.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d

...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 2d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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moon @moonhotel.bsky.social · 2d

hey folks. i can't walk, my mom is in the hospital recovering from a stroke, and we don't have much income due to the govt shutdown. i would really appreciate a hand if you're able to spare anything. ko-fi.com/pkohberger Thank you ;_;

Buy Pauli Kohberger a Coffee

Become a supporter of Pauli Kohberger today!

ko-fi.com

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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 2d

I stole the jewels from the Louvre. They looked delicious (they were). Sorry

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🩸Spooky Sara🩸 @pashion.bsky.social · 3d

Its a photo of blocks of cheese white and yellow and it reads "This is ninety pounds of cheese. The
average American eats this much
cheese every day. Let that sink in"

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 3d

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

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M. Kirin 📶⚡ @mkirin.itch.io · Nov 16

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

✅ #BlockAndMoveOn

A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 3d

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 3d

The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 3d

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

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doodler @doodlertm.bsky.social · 3d

Define your music taste with 8 artists:
-TWRP
-Metric
-Muse
-Glass Animals
-Tally Hall
-Passion Pit
-Coldplay
-Mitski

Maxime Jaz🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @maximejaz.bsky.social · 3d

Define your music taste with 8 artists (only 8!! sighs...):
-Placebo
-Metallica
-George Michael
-Sade
-Guns n' Roses
-George Brassens
-Jacques Brel
-Madonna

Dani Fiend 🧟‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 4d

Define your music taste with 8 artists:

• Pomme
• Chris aka Redcar aka Christine and the Queens
• LEJ
• Clara Luciani
• Georges Brassens
• Alex Montembault
• Zaho de Sagazan
• Youssoupha

(yes they’re all French sue me)

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3d

I know they're all at their houses right now hitting refresh every 30 seconds getting madder and madder. imagine being a maga freak coming over here to get in fights and instead you end up on 15 blocklists called "fucking losers" and you get to watch it happening LIVE

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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · Jun 14

Low shot of Worf, from Star Trek TNG The Next Generation, standing on the bridge of the Enterprise with his arms crossed. He has a stern expression. Captioned: "I wish all kings a very DIE"

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doodler @doodlertm.bsky.social · 3d

I was talking with @moonhotel.bsky.social about @chucktingle.bsky.social's recent stance against AI and they said "he should run for president... his slogan could be 'pounded in the butt by the presidential seal'"

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Mr. Tyler Crook @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 4d

Bluesky right now.

A screenshot from an anime girl has pulled an American flag out of a locker, and the boy is shielding his face and put that thing away

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 4d

based nancy

two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

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