Ghost Astrid
@disastridf.bsky.social
dot hag
ATX > PDX > CHI
they/them
this chicken is free from society’s yoke
ATX > PDX > CHI
they/them
this chicken is free from society’s yoke
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
Chicago bathrooms without a coat hook is just mean
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Chicago bathrooms without a coat hook is just mean
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Oh, you support women? Then put a fucking purse hook in your public bathroom
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh, you support women? Then put a fucking purse hook in your public bathroom
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im publishing an amazon affiliate listicle titled "the 25 best gifts for coffee lovers in 2025" and making sure it includes all the heavy hitters:
-folgers
-k-cups
-mug with 'fluent in sarcasm' written on the side
-folgers
-k-cups
-mug with 'fluent in sarcasm' written on the side
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
im publishing an amazon affiliate listicle titled "the 25 best gifts for coffee lovers in 2025" and making sure it includes all the heavy hitters:
-folgers
-k-cups
-mug with 'fluent in sarcasm' written on the side
-folgers
-k-cups
-mug with 'fluent in sarcasm' written on the side
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bra? OFF
shirt? TEE
pants? PAJAMA
panties? GRANNY
shirt? TEE
pants? PAJAMA
panties? GRANNY
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
bra? OFF
shirt? TEE
pants? PAJAMA
panties? GRANNY
shirt? TEE
pants? PAJAMA
panties? GRANNY
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
Goddess bless the probably autistic nerdy old dudes making niche repair videos and putting them on YouTube, we finally figured out how to open our globe lamp that we’ve had for 8 years years so we can change the bulb AHHHH
youtu.be/LgDZXaeNwCY?...
youtu.be/LgDZXaeNwCY?...
How to Change the Bulb in a Replogle Desk Globe
YouTube video by The Map Shop
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Goddess bless the probably autistic nerdy old dudes making niche repair videos and putting them on YouTube, we finally figured out how to open our globe lamp that we’ve had for 8 years years so we can change the bulb AHHHH
youtu.be/LgDZXaeNwCY?...
youtu.be/LgDZXaeNwCY?...
My sister worked at a catholic hospital and her insurance wouldn’t pay for her birth control sooo
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My sister worked at a catholic hospital and her insurance wouldn’t pay for her birth control sooo
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catholics: child sexual assault is fine!
catholics: we're going to make it as impossible as we can for trans people to get care and live!
catholics: ice is bad
resist libs: FULL REDEMPTION
catholics: we're going to make it as impossible as we can for trans people to get care and live!
catholics: ice is bad
resist libs: FULL REDEMPTION
Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
catholics: child sexual assault is fine!
catholics: we're going to make it as impossible as we can for trans people to get care and live!
catholics: ice is bad
resist libs: FULL REDEMPTION
catholics: we're going to make it as impossible as we can for trans people to get care and live!
catholics: ice is bad
resist libs: FULL REDEMPTION
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“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
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I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
www.instagram.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
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Kobo is doing a 30 day free trial promotion for their Kindle Unlimited competitor service Kobo Plus for new subscribers (not sure if this is US only), if you like queer indie books, small press SFF, and backlist SFF from large publishers there's a lot to choose from on this service that's not on KU!
Rakuten Kobo
www.kobo.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Kobo is doing a 30 day free trial promotion for their Kindle Unlimited competitor service Kobo Plus for new subscribers (not sure if this is US only), if you like queer indie books, small press SFF, and backlist SFF from large publishers there's a lot to choose from on this service that's not on KU!
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
“Lasts up to 1 month”
Me (with a bladder disease that makes me pee 50 times a day): BET
Me (with a bladder disease that makes me pee 50 times a day): BET
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Lasts up to 1 month”
Me (with a bladder disease that makes me pee 50 times a day): BET
Me (with a bladder disease that makes me pee 50 times a day): BET
This is so upsetting
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is so upsetting
So I love my bed canopy/autism tent but when we turn the fan on, the curtains do this and it overstimulates me 😭
a picture of a room with a chair and curtains blowing in the wind with the letter lm in the corner
Alt: a picture of a room with a chair and curtains blowing in the wind
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
So I love my bed canopy/autism tent but when we turn the fan on, the curtains do this and it overstimulates me 😭
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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Downstairs neighbor is practicing piano and singing and her puppy is singing with her 🥺🥺🥺🥺
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Downstairs neighbor is practicing piano and singing and her puppy is singing with her 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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JD Vance is working for Big Menstrual Cramps and maybe that's not even a joke
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
JD Vance is working for Big Menstrual Cramps and maybe that's not even a joke
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will