Jizz 𓅸 Cheney
@dickardo.bsky.social
Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
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Jizz 𓅸 Cheney
@dickardo.bsky.social
· Jun 7
An adaptation of the Sopranos for Univision where Christopher has an Edgar haircut.
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
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I want yall to see how western media works for the Israeli government in that they are stenographers for a Nazi state
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I want yall to see how western media works for the Israeli government in that they are stenographers for a Nazi state
Apple tv presents Sluribus: “we can all say it now, Carol”
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Apple tv presents Sluribus: “we can all say it now, Carol”
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An open source 8bit console you can make yourself and develop for? Neat!
i love this idea, i hope it takes off.
GameTank
gametank.zone
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
An open source 8bit console you can make yourself and develop for? Neat!
introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
moose
coyote
monkey
squirrel
otter
moose
coyote
monkey
squirrel
otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
alligator
manatee
stingray
coral snake
cockroach
alligator
manatee
stingray
coral snake
cockroach
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
moose
coyote
monkey
squirrel
otter
moose
coyote
monkey
squirrel
otter
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Too early for Mario 64
Too late for the original
Just in time for Super Mario World
Too late for the original
Just in time for Super Mario World
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too early for Mario 64
Too late for the original
Just in time for Super Mario World
Too late for the original
Just in time for Super Mario World
i love this idea, i hope it takes off.
GameTank
gametank.zone
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i love this idea, i hope it takes off.
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in the UK the 80s were a time of horrible repression under Thatcher. Games exporters were favored, and importers sometimes felt the pressure to change sardonic names to avoid sending an anti-government message accidentally. After she died players understandably craved the irony they’d lost out on.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
in the UK the 80s were a time of horrible repression under Thatcher. Games exporters were favored, and importers sometimes felt the pressure to change sardonic names to avoid sending an anti-government message accidentally. After she died players understandably craved the irony they’d lost out on.
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This is why Leisure Suit Larry 1 was renamed to Larry Who Doesn’t Score, and later, post-sincerity titles in the series were released to the UK market under the name Minge Spaffin’ Larry. Be sure to educate any British gamers who you suspect might not know it was called Leisure Suit here
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This is why Leisure Suit Larry 1 was renamed to Larry Who Doesn’t Score, and later, post-sincerity titles in the series were released to the UK market under the name Minge Spaffin’ Larry. Be sure to educate any British gamers who you suspect might not know it was called Leisure Suit here
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The federal government is making open threats of genocidal violence now from its social media platforms.
This is a literal turner diary or siege level Neo Nazi call to action and is an attempt to foment violence against anyone who is not white, male and Christian.
This is a literal turner diary or siege level Neo Nazi call to action and is an attempt to foment violence against anyone who is not white, male and Christian.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The federal government is making open threats of genocidal violence now from its social media platforms.
This is a literal turner diary or siege level Neo Nazi call to action and is an attempt to foment violence against anyone who is not white, male and Christian.
This is a literal turner diary or siege level Neo Nazi call to action and is an attempt to foment violence against anyone who is not white, male and Christian.
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It’s very funny that Zohran scheduled a meeting with both Trump and Adam Friedland in the same week
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s very funny that Zohran scheduled a meeting with both Trump and Adam Friedland in the same week
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On the plus side it's forcing me to use all the other apps...and tiktok offered this audio track for my post 😅 I'm sure that won't last now that a Zionist billionaire bought it...but I'm enjoying it as long as I can. Here is the link to our shop, please help us spread it
vintagehabibi.etsy.com
vintagehabibi.etsy.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
On the plus side it's forcing me to use all the other apps...and tiktok offered this audio track for my post 😅 I'm sure that won't last now that a Zionist billionaire bought it...but I'm enjoying it as long as I can. Here is the link to our shop, please help us spread it
vintagehabibi.etsy.com
vintagehabibi.etsy.com
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@jbpritzker.bsky.social is a massive fucking disappointment. its weird to stan the fat fuck at this point. what a fucking loser.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@jbpritzker.bsky.social is a massive fucking disappointment. its weird to stan the fat fuck at this point. what a fucking loser.
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This family needs your support.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This family needs your support.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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BLACK Friday??? Uuuh folks how come there is no WHITE Friday??? THE DAMN!!! WOKES!!!!! WON'T REST UNTIL ALL THE DAYS ARE BLACK!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
BLACK Friday??? Uuuh folks how come there is no WHITE Friday??? THE DAMN!!! WOKES!!!!! WON'T REST UNTIL ALL THE DAYS ARE BLACK!!!!
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oh hey i found that cartoon they made about you
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
oh hey i found that cartoon they made about you
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So many images have been kirkified with AI that it just uses data of Charlie Kirk's face as the reference point
Charlie Kirk getting killed actually made the AI bubble burst
Charlie Kirk getting killed actually made the AI bubble burst
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So many images have been kirkified with AI that it just uses data of Charlie Kirk's face as the reference point
Charlie Kirk getting killed actually made the AI bubble burst
Charlie Kirk getting killed actually made the AI bubble burst
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SpongeBob SquarePants would have been peak if Squidward was allowed to swear and use slurs
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
SpongeBob SquarePants would have been peak if Squidward was allowed to swear and use slurs
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"Contrary to Miller and Trump, Lakanwal’s shooting spree is not the result of importing Afghan culture to America. While much will surely be revealed in Lakanwal’s upcoming trial, it looks more like the result of importing American culture to Afghanistan." New from me @zeteo.com
He Killed for the CIA in Afghanistan. Trump Blames Afghan Culture Instead of Langley’s
After the National Guard shooting, the US needs to reckon with how its legacy of global violence inevitably comes home. Stephen Miller wants to do anything but.
zeteo.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Contrary to Miller and Trump, Lakanwal’s shooting spree is not the result of importing Afghan culture to America. While much will surely be revealed in Lakanwal’s upcoming trial, it looks more like the result of importing American culture to Afghanistan." New from me @zeteo.com
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This baby's head was nearly exploded by a bomb: they had to wrap it back up together.
Heba & Mohammed's son Jamal, 18 mo, was burned in an Israeli airstrike that set fire to the family's tent. He needs urgent treatment. Please share & give to help the Al-Hatal family survive Israel's genocidal famine & attack on Gaza, they're starving, need healthcare, & donations are few & slow:
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This baby's head was nearly exploded by a bomb: they had to wrap it back up together.
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
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If you’re sharing gratitude with your loved ones, maybe let a bit of that kindness reach a family that’s been trying to rebuild from nothing.❤️
On this Thanksgiving, I’m grateful for every kind heart that stood with my family.
We still need you, and I’m trying my best to take care of my family. 🦃
If you can support us today with a any amount or a share—it would mean the world to us.🕯
Your kindness keeps my kids safe, warm and hopeful.❤️
We still need you, and I’m trying my best to take care of my family. 🦃
If you can support us today with a any amount or a share—it would mean the world to us.🕯
Your kindness keeps my kids safe, warm and hopeful.❤️
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you’re sharing gratitude with your loved ones, maybe let a bit of that kindness reach a family that’s been trying to rebuild from nothing.❤️
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These were murders.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
As two men clung to a stricken, burning ship targeted by SEAL Team 6, the Joint Special Operations commander followed the defense secretary’s order to leave no survivors.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
As two men clung to a stricken, burning ship targeted by SEAL Team 6, the Joint Special Operations commander followed the defense secretary’s order to leave no survivors.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
These were murders.