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When you don't read the story to the end
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
When you don't read the story to the end
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I’m back.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m back.
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Far Side comic relief.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Far Side comic relief.
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If you are planning to move from NYC because Zohran Mamdani is mayor now. Please don't move to South Dakota. If you are moving it's because you're selfish or racist or both, and we have plenty of those people here. Don't make it worse.
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you are planning to move from NYC because Zohran Mamdani is mayor now. Please don't move to South Dakota. If you are moving it's because you're selfish or racist or both, and we have plenty of those people here. Don't make it worse.
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The Rob Base Postulate:
Given that a number greater than 1(x) is required to make a thing go right, and that the exact equal number (y) is required to make it out of sight (x = y), what is the minimum whole number required to achieve both outcomes?
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pop...
Given that a number greater than 1(x) is required to make a thing go right, and that the exact equal number (y) is required to make it out of sight (x = y), what is the minimum whole number required to achieve both outcomes?
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pop...
Pop Song Math Quiz
Answer all questions in the form of a song title. 1. The Rob Base Postulate Given that a number greater than 1(x) is required to make a thing go ri...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Rob Base Postulate:
Given that a number greater than 1(x) is required to make a thing go right, and that the exact equal number (y) is required to make it out of sight (x = y), what is the minimum whole number required to achieve both outcomes?
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pop...
Given that a number greater than 1(x) is required to make a thing go right, and that the exact equal number (y) is required to make it out of sight (x = y), what is the minimum whole number required to achieve both outcomes?
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pop...
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Just to pre-empt the pundits, I absolutely believe you could run a Mamdani in middle America and win
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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if I don’t finish this audiobook I’ll never hear the end of it
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
if I don’t finish this audiobook I’ll never hear the end of it
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Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform.
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform.
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
#BoycottSpotify
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If you're having a bad day, here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.
October 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If you're having a bad day, here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.
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now with chat gpt, anyone is a copywriter
![screenshot of a blue apron ad featuring an AI slop image that reads
"WHAT IS [GIBBERISH LETTER] LE & BAKE"
"One-pan meals with minimal mrup: Just minutes, hand bak and ooot 5."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/bafkreigqngnvwav5nzmvcu2wtccs5uft7l73ehzcrjxuhhdcnnrn6i3i3y@jpeg)
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
now with chat gpt, anyone is a copywriter
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I'm very excited to announce that I'm definitely not being scammed by this Major Award, which is definitely not pay-to-play—because, like all legitimate awards, it reminds me, a real nominee, that it's definitely free! Also, the nomination form asks me for a "Suggested Award Title"! Ideas welcome!
October 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm very excited to announce that I'm definitely not being scammed by this Major Award, which is definitely not pay-to-play—because, like all legitimate awards, it reminds me, a real nominee, that it's definitely free! Also, the nomination form asks me for a "Suggested Award Title"! Ideas welcome!
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What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?
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They’ll have to download a new app, and then configure the right tnsnames.ora file to connect
"US Tiktok users would be asked to shift to new app" controlled by Trump friends Oracle and Andreessen Horowitz. Good fuckin' luck with that.
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ
$ORCL
$ORCL
September 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They’ll have to download a new app, and then configure the right tnsnames.ora file to connect
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Wentz is the exact type of Vikings temp QB to resurrect his career here and then lose the NFC title game by 72 points
@drewmagary.bsky.social if O’Connell could turn Darnold into a decent QB, do you believe in a Wentz renaissance?
September 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Wentz is the exact type of Vikings temp QB to resurrect his career here and then lose the NFC title game by 72 points
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Injecting some levity by sharing one of my favourite memes of all time
September 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Injecting some levity by sharing one of my favourite memes of all time
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140 years ago, on the 12th of September 1885, Arbroath F.C. defeated Bon Accord F.C. 36 to 0 in the first round of the Scottish Cup. It remains the largest margin of victory in an unrigged first-class #football match. Bon Accord was only a year old at the time of the match. 🗃️ #otd
September 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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i just sent this email to @ezraklein.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i just sent this email to @ezraklein.bsky.social
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we don't think about or address noise pollution enough...
here's a video comparing noise and light issues a a typical multifamily development v. ann arbor's veridian at county farm
www.instagram.com/reel/DOZ_aX3...
here's a video comparing noise and light issues a a typical multifamily development v. ann arbor's veridian at county farm
www.instagram.com/reel/DOZ_aX3...
September 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
we don't think about or address noise pollution enough...
here's a video comparing noise and light issues a a typical multifamily development v. ann arbor's veridian at county farm
www.instagram.com/reel/DOZ_aX3...
here's a video comparing noise and light issues a a typical multifamily development v. ann arbor's veridian at county farm
www.instagram.com/reel/DOZ_aX3...
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A flock of flamingos walking together.
August 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A flock of flamingos walking together.
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Today I learned, through an unfortunate chain of events, that it’s possible to start a car with the keys on the roof, have the keys stay on the roof for five miles, ask “what’s that clunk” as they fall off, continue for a further 20 miles, then find you can’t lock your car and it won’t restart.
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Today I learned, through an unfortunate chain of events, that it’s possible to start a car with the keys on the roof, have the keys stay on the roof for five miles, ask “what’s that clunk” as they fall off, continue for a further 20 miles, then find you can’t lock your car and it won’t restart.
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That's not a great surprise. Do better, Brewers.
August 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That's not a great surprise. Do better, Brewers.