dewbie
@dewbert.social
He/Him
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
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My favourite thing about Americans is that they think Celine Dion is the only Canadian
Ted Cruz is from ALBERTA!?
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
My favourite thing about Americans is that they think Celine Dion is the only Canadian
Cut the shit out of my hand on a clamshell pack of lettuce AMA
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Cut the shit out of my hand on a clamshell pack of lettuce AMA
Hangry in the Whole Foods line.
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Hangry in the Whole Foods line.
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Mamdani comes through for tourists to NYC, too.
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Mamdani comes through for tourists to NYC, too.
My husband still doesn't understand how I have friends all over the place from LiveJournal but he loves me anyway.
Explaining to a man on the apps that I have friends in other regions of the country because of my proclivity to forming parasocial online relationships from social media is significantly more embarrassing than going with his assumption that I just game a lot online or something
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
My husband still doesn't understand how I have friends all over the place from LiveJournal but he loves me anyway.
Stonks!!! 📈📈📈📈
Stonks 📉📉📉📉
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Stonks!!! 📈📈📈📈
In hindsight, I should have had the electricians who did our heavy up and EVSE install add a 120V backfeed circuit with a generator inlet for V2L to keep some critical circuits alive during power outages. 15A isn't a lot but it would keep the fridge and some lights going.
January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
In hindsight, I should have had the electricians who did our heavy up and EVSE install add a 120V backfeed circuit with a generator inlet for V2L to keep some critical circuits alive during power outages. 15A isn't a lot but it would keep the fridge and some lights going.
Did someone finally explain to him that our military already has access to Greenland?
Trump: "Based upon a very productive meeting I had with Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs"
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Did someone finally explain to him that our military already has access to Greenland?
Oh eat shit.
Dr. Oz: "If we can get the average person to work one more year in their whole lifetime -- just stay in your workplace for one more year -- that is worth about $3 trillion to the US GDP. That's the productivity we would unleash ... if you're sick, you can't work."
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Oh eat shit.
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Bullying works.
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Bullying works.
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Oh did something break through for once?
Hakeem Jeffries comes out against the bill funding ICE and DHS. This seems like quite a big deal.
Scoop: House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries opposes bill funding DHS and ICE
Democrats are lining up against the bill.
www.axios.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Oh did something break through for once?
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I have to respect this
January 21, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I have to respect this
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good morning, americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
good morning, americans
Ok not to be a corporate cuck or anything, but having my whole team in person for meetings is actually helping our communication.
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Ok not to be a corporate cuck or anything, but having my whole team in person for meetings is actually helping our communication.
17 American degrees and I still rode my bike to work. Thanks, base layers.
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
17 American degrees and I still rode my bike to work. Thanks, base layers.
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
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how cool
Sam Altman and Elon Musk are going back and forth on X about whose product has killed more people, ChatGPT or Tesla Autopilot.
KenWatanabeVoice(“Let them fight”);
KenWatanabeVoice(“Let them fight”);
The gloves are off in the feud between Sam Altman and Elon Musk
The tech titans escalated their long-running feud on Tuesday, trading barbs in public posts about the safety of ChatGPT, Grok, and Tesla's Autopilot.
www.businessinsider.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
how cool
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me when the morning coffee hits earlier than usual
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 AM
me when the morning coffee hits earlier than usual
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This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
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a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off
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That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
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I didn’t know that bus driver was also a pilot
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I didn’t know that bus driver was also a pilot