Nathan and 99 holidays
@scientistnathan.bsky.social
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📍 Los Angeles | 🔬 Geneticist | 🐶 Dog Dad | 📚 Sci-fi Enjoyer | 💣 Saboteur | 🎮 Pokémon/Nintendo Gamer | 🏳️🌈 Gay (he/him)
🔞 Check out my dick: @99alt.bsky.social
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got it hung up along with some other art i've been meaning to put up
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
got it hung up along with some other art i've been meaning to put up
WHERE'S OUR PRIDE PARADE! 😤
You are hereby demoted to heterosexual. Please surrender all glitter and jockstraps to the nearest 🚬
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
WHERE'S OUR PRIDE PARADE! 😤
now that it's officially december i would like to share my favorite holiday video with all of you:
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
now that it's officially december i would like to share my favorite holiday video with all of you:
The Beach Boys but they got writer's block before finishing the lyrics:
Wouldn’t it be nice
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Beach Boys but they got writer's block before finishing the lyrics:
happy december to remember sales event to those who celebrate
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
happy december to remember sales event to those who celebrate
@profanity.accountant just for shits and giggles
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
@profanity.accountant just for shits and giggles
sorry but i am a traditionalist. i believe in not photoshopping a santa hat onto your pfp until december 1st, the way our founding fathers intended
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
sorry but i am a traditionalist. i believe in not photoshopping a santa hat onto your pfp until december 1st, the way our founding fathers intended
hi who is this
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
hi who is this
no because why are all of the posts like this
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
no because why are all of the posts like this
i don't think i could serve on a Starfleet ship. i would for sure abuse the replicators. like all day you'd just see me walking around with a pretzel or a cotton candy in my hand
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i don't think i could serve on a Starfleet ship. i would for sure abuse the replicators. like all day you'd just see me walking around with a pretzel or a cotton candy in my hand
I'm actually like a kangaroo in a lot of ways. I'm tall, cute, and furry, i eat plants, and i kick without warning
a kangaroo is wearing a red brooklyn hoodie
Alt: a kangaroo is wearing a red brooklyn hoodie and putting on sunglasses
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm actually like a kangaroo in a lot of ways. I'm tall, cute, and furry, i eat plants, and i kick without warning
friendsgiving today <3
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
friendsgiving today <3
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hello this is my area of expertise (yes)
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
hello this is my area of expertise (yes)
can you tell if someone has an accent just by lip-reading?
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
can you tell if someone has an accent just by lip-reading?
2 Zoo 2 Topia
Zootopia of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
zootoppenheimer
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
2 Zoo 2 Topia
wow. look at all of these christmas decorations. i don't know how they found the time to put all of this together. i feel like the courtyard has been transformed into a winter wonderland
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
wow. look at all of these christmas decorations. i don't know how they found the time to put all of this together. i feel like the courtyard has been transformed into a winter wonderland
If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
this thanks giving i am thabk
i am thankful for you
thanks
i am thankful for you
thanks
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
this thanks giving i am thabk
i am thankful for you
thanks
i am thankful for you
thanks
haha big hand
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
haha big hand
this might be enough
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this might be enough
what each type of gay brings to thanksgiving dinner
bottoms: the turkey
tops: nothing
sides: sides
vers: dessert
bottoms: the turkey
tops: nothing
sides: sides
vers: dessert
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
what each type of gay brings to thanksgiving dinner
bottoms: the turkey
tops: nothing
sides: sides
vers: dessert
bottoms: the turkey
tops: nothing
sides: sides
vers: dessert
stranger things needs an after show to explain what happened, like Talking Dead used to. they could call it "Stranger Things Have Happened"
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
stranger things needs an after show to explain what happened, like Talking Dead used to. they could call it "Stranger Things Have Happened"
a dick so long it goes into the butt, all the way out the pee hole, and into another butt
much to think about
much to think about
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
a dick so long it goes into the butt, all the way out the pee hole, and into another butt
much to think about
much to think about