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@dewbert.social
He/Him
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
We saw her last year... absolutely phenomenal. Def recommend watching the Lilith Fair doc on Netflix if you haven't already.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
We saw her last year... absolutely phenomenal. Def recommend watching the Lilith Fair doc on Netflix if you haven't already.
Fuck me up that looks so good
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Fuck me up that looks so good
Trump wants to be liked, more than anything. Mamdani's got the rizz and Trump wants some of that glow since he knows everyone fucking hates him right now.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trump wants to be liked, more than anything. Mamdani's got the rizz and Trump wants some of that glow since he knows everyone fucking hates him right now.
My shirt matches the background so I just look like a fat floating head. It's giving JD Vance meme. I miss being able to grow a beard like that.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My shirt matches the background so I just look like a fat floating head. It's giving JD Vance meme. I miss being able to grow a beard like that.
I am now leaving Texas, fortunately.
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I am now leaving Texas, fortunately.
1. Baked and loaded
2. McDonald's style hash brown
3. Corned beef hash (preferably the canned, diner style but homemade will do)
2. McDonald's style hash brown
3. Corned beef hash (preferably the canned, diner style but homemade will do)
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
1. Baked and loaded
2. McDonald's style hash brown
3. Corned beef hash (preferably the canned, diner style but homemade will do)
2. McDonald's style hash brown
3. Corned beef hash (preferably the canned, diner style but homemade will do)
It was so great, but didn't get those ad dollars 😠
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It was so great, but didn't get those ad dollars 😠
"Maintenance has to check out a dent in the wall panel related to the medical emergency." Girl just tell us what happened!
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Maintenance has to check out a dent in the wall panel related to the medical emergency." Girl just tell us what happened!