turkey lurkey dewbie 🦃
@dewbert.social
He/Him
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
Chilling in Mérida for the week. Will probably be scarce on here. Follow our adventures on Instagram. Gobble Gobble, bloomfies!
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Chilling in Mérida for the week. Will probably be scarce on here. Follow our adventures on Instagram. Gobble Gobble, bloomfies!
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Olivia Dean calls out Ticketmaster, Live Nation & AEG Presents over concert ticket issues:
“you are providing a disgusting service. the prices at which you’re allowing tickets to be re-sold is vile and completely against our wishes. live music should be affordable and accessible…”
“you are providing a disgusting service. the prices at which you’re allowing tickets to be re-sold is vile and completely against our wishes. live music should be affordable and accessible…”
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Olivia Dean calls out Ticketmaster, Live Nation & AEG Presents over concert ticket issues:
“you are providing a disgusting service. the prices at which you’re allowing tickets to be re-sold is vile and completely against our wishes. live music should be affordable and accessible…”
“you are providing a disgusting service. the prices at which you’re allowing tickets to be re-sold is vile and completely against our wishes. live music should be affordable and accessible…”
I just really love Kesha. Animal+Cannibal (15th Anniversary) slaps from start to finish.
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just really love Kesha. Animal+Cannibal (15th Anniversary) slaps from start to finish.
Vers Side with a dash of Dom Top.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Vers Side with a dash of Dom Top.
Jump scare whenever I see my passport photo
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Jump scare whenever I see my passport photo
I am in Texas, unfortunately.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am in Texas, unfortunately.
This is the first time I've flown since I stopped drinking, and whew... alcohol really made this whole deal much more tolerable.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is the first time I've flown since I stopped drinking, and whew... alcohol really made this whole deal much more tolerable.
Skeeting at 34000'
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Skeeting at 34000'
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I hope @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is proud of how he beclowned himself earlier on that socialism resolution.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I hope @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is proud of how he beclowned himself earlier on that socialism resolution.
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Everyone is on their phones and running red lights. Society has given up
We’ve 100% lost the war on using phones while driving and it’s the worst.
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Everyone is on their phones and running red lights. Society has given up
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United is that airline where everything is automated and it all works fine if there are no hiccups, but when there are... Good luck, I guess? (We're fine, just slightly delayed because of a medical issue on the inbound flight)
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
United is that airline where everything is automated and it all works fine if there are no hiccups, but when there are... Good luck, I guess? (We're fine, just slightly delayed because of a medical issue on the inbound flight)
Never been accused of being h**g but the TSA scanner thought otherwise today.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Never been accused of being h**g but the TSA scanner thought otherwise today.
Looking for reliable, science-based health information now that the CDC isn't trustworthy? I find this newsletter to be very helpful. yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com
Your Local Epidemiologist | Katelyn Jetelina | Substack
Providing a direct line of "translated" public health science to you, so you can take action for your community's health. Click to read Your Local Epidemiologist, a Substack publication with hundreds ...
yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Looking for reliable, science-based health information now that the CDC isn't trustworthy? I find this newsletter to be very helpful. yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com
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I know why this is, but it still seems paradoxical to me that as I become more mobile and can squat deeper, I have a harder time hitting my 1RM.
That said, the 2x185lb Front Squats I worked up to tonight felt fucking amazing.
That said, the 2x185lb Front Squats I worked up to tonight felt fucking amazing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I know why this is, but it still seems paradoxical to me that as I become more mobile and can squat deeper, I have a harder time hitting my 1RM.
That said, the 2x185lb Front Squats I worked up to tonight felt fucking amazing.
That said, the 2x185lb Front Squats I worked up to tonight felt fucking amazing.
AAARRGH
NOT ALIVE
NOT ALIVE
I'm a little stoned right now and this has me crying
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
AAARRGH
NOT ALIVE
NOT ALIVE
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This is mind bending when you consider that a majority of white voters has not voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since 1964.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Un...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Un...
Generic Ballot Polling Among White Voters:
🔵 Democrats: 50%
🔴 Republicans: 46%
Marist / Nov 13, 2025
🔵 Democrats: 50%
🔴 Republicans: 46%
Marist / Nov 13, 2025
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is mind bending when you consider that a majority of white voters has not voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since 1964.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Un...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Un...
Everything is worse and everyone knows it! Just 38 more months of this shit.
TEN MONTHS IN:
The national debt is higher.
The trade deficit is wider.
The inflation rate has worsened.
The unemployment rate is up.
The national debt is higher.
The trade deficit is wider.
The inflation rate has worsened.
The unemployment rate is up.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Everything is worse and everyone knows it! Just 38 more months of this shit.
Every 30 days I have to toggle Instagram Suggested Content off again, like Mark Zuckerberg's little bitch boy.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Every 30 days I have to toggle Instagram Suggested Content off again, like Mark Zuckerberg's little bitch boy.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Just glanced at my pill case and noticed I somehow didn't take my nighttime antidepressant along with the rest of my nighttime meds yesterday, which would explain the headache and brain fog today!!!
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just glanced at my pill case and noticed I somehow didn't take my nighttime antidepressant along with the rest of my nighttime meds yesterday, which would explain the headache and brain fog today!!!
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
*scrubs my eyes with bleach*
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*scrubs my eyes with bleach*
Ugh, the worst feeling when my phone switches on the amber tint of "Night Light" before 5pm when I'm still in my basement office and have barely seen the sun all day.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ugh, the worst feeling when my phone switches on the amber tint of "Night Light" before 5pm when I'm still in my basement office and have barely seen the sun all day.